ElectricitySucks Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Obviously, anyone would hit it if they got the chance, however...have you seen her sex video? She doesn't do shit and just lays there 90% of the time. You'd think being a celebrity and all, you've got some mental ego kick to go apeshit crazy when fucking, but no, she might as well be sleeping. she whines and even says "no" a bunch of times. fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 shes soooo southern purple hayZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 hey guys, when Meatloaf said he'd do anything for love but he won't do that...what was he referring to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Obviously, anyone would hit it if they got the chance, however...have you seen her sex video? She doesn't do shit and just lays there 90% of the time. You'd think being a celebrity and all, you've got some mental ego kick to go apeshit crazy when fucking, but no, she might as well be sleeping. she whines and even says "no" a bunch of times. fuck that. so. its britney spears!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 has her hair grown back all the way yet? not that i would mind having sex with a hairless woman but still. its kinda gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 hey guys, when Meatloaf said he'd do anything for love but he won't do that...what was he referring to? cuddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 hey guys, when Meatloaf said he'd do anything for love but he won't do that...what was he referring to? DP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 ..and that chick on the right looks like the Def Leppard drummer, but, you know, with both arms.... I was thinking Dave Mustane circa Metallica years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Also.... anybody who says that they wouldn't smash Paris Hilton then brag about it to everybody they know, is either a damned liar or a raging homo. I for one would do my best to break her in half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 i would but shes way overrated as being a "fine-ass girl". i feel like theres literally millions of hotter girls. maybe in the tens of millions. but i hear that she smokes blunts and that is always a plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 She's hot. You're an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 said id fuck her.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 randomly heard on the radio today she "tweeted" shes in vancouver right now. seeing as my rug used to be property of her fathers, i deem this pic relavent to thread. my crib. my door mat. /yestheif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 why the fuck do you have a welcome mat in the middle of your floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 hey guys, when Meatloaf said he'd do anything for love but he won't do that...what was he referring to? The answer is be fingerbanged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 so. its britney spears!! i was talking about hilton...unless there is a britney spears tape i was totally unaware of. hit me baby one more time music video is still off the hook. word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i remember fappin to that hoe when i first got internet access as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorilla. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 her foot turns me off . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 :lol:^ I could think of alot of other women I would want to sleep with, she's not one of the first to come to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 pointy tits and pubic hairs! also, i think pubic hair (trimmed nicely) is making a come back. ive seen more and more recent porn with girls with some hair down there. also, the last few times ive been to the strip clubs ive noticed it. but the last few girls ive fucked have still shaved it all off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 hey guys, when Meatloaf said he'd do anything for love but he won't do that...what was he referring to? talk about her "hopes, dreams, and/or feelings..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Loves for fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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