Veritably Clean Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32523291/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ Man who stole Virgin Mary painting convicted Planned to finance abortion for 14-year-old he was accused of raping OMAHA, Neb. - A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he was accused of raping has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft. Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez, 39, of Omaha pleaded no contest to the charges Friday and faces up to 70 years in prison when sentenced in October, Douglas County prosecutor Brenda Beadle said Saturday. A call to the county public defender representing Vallerillo-Sanchez wasn't answered Saturday. Story continues below ↓advertisement | your ad here Beadle said Vallerillo-Sanchez fled to Mexico with the 300-year-old painting worth $100,000 and the pregnant teen in March 2007. "The plan was that when they got to Mexico, she was to undergo an abortion," she said. When an abortion wasn't possible, Vallerillo-Sanchez pushed to have the baby given up for adoption, Beadle said: "He wanted to do everything he could to get rid of this baby 'cause it was evidence against him." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 hhahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i lol'd, you can't make this stuff up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 a real man would have sold the painting and used the profit to hire somebody to snuff out the teenage girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 a smart man wouldnt have fucked a 14 year old. Why would he want to anyways. 8th grade, undeveloped, illegal, and probably annoying as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 dao would do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 definition of FAIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i thought it was dao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i lol'd, you can't make this stuff up. word for word what i was gonna say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 what an idiot why bother stealing a painting, all he needed was a falcon punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 a smart man wouldnt have fucked a 14 year old. Why would he want to anyways. 8th grade, undeveloped, illegal, and probably annoying as shit NO..NO.. A smart man would not have gotten her pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 oh so a smart man would have put it in the pooper. Interesting hypothesis Calicocakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208345/Five-year-old-girl-battling-cancer-viciously-attacked-yobs-try-set-fire.html One must begin early when willing to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ahahahahahahahaha^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 This man is sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I would have done the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 If i had a peso every time that happened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208345/Five-year-old-girl-battling-cancer-viciously-attacked-yobs-try-set-fire.html One must begin early when willing to go oh no, that breaks my heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 This shit is epic lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I wholeheartedly support this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i think that man attempted to do a good deed. he goes to heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 hahaha..props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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