abrasivesaint Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have; had a week of sleeping with different girls every night and not getting STI's. ya i usually only get Civics or A4s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have: a dream i have not: yet begun to fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have; been in a high speed police pursuit,driving. called the chief of police a faggot then i ran away,lolz shot off a gun in my own home been lock in a padded room for a few hours have not; completed what i have wanted to do in life yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have- Made a mistake that cost 58k to fix. Worked for 26 hours straight. Been to the Soviet Union and a couple years later Russia. Distributed large amounts of illicit substances. Kicked heroin cold turkey. Have not- Met anyone famous Come up with anything all that interesting for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have ridden on my enemies, drinking hennesey, sending them to cemetaries havent been high off weed locked up with Gs in penitentiarys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have: -unknowingly smoked PCP the first time I smoked weed. -smashed one of those one-piece white plastic patio chairs over someone's head. -smashed a few married women, some on a regular basis. -met Ghostface and Raekwon and ODB's dad and his dad's girlfriend. -had a friend that murdered someone. -walked out on jobs. -been fishing and caught a shitload of bass in the middle of a snow storm. -street raced and then had a cop chase both of us and took an exit at the last second and got away. -been arrested for graffiti and then again a week later. -threw a yard dart at my little brother and hit him in the face. -had brain surgery twice and had more stitches and staples from various injuries than anyone I have ever known. I have not: -been out of the USA -brought a girl home to meet my parents. -done heroin. -bought a new car. -broken a bone. -learned how to swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have weed salvia peyote mushrooms acid mdma speed coke crack meth have not tried everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have had non invasive sugery broken 7 bones have not had a threesome Driven any car faster than 110 Rolled a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I made one for DAO since he doesn't seem to understand the point of this thread: Have: Fought a bunch of people Moved cross country to get away from some warrants Had a kid Shot a dude in a movie theater for being too loud Eaten Lobster Have not: Eaten sushi Managed to get away from the cops every time worn tight pants 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted August 22, 2009 Author Share Posted August 22, 2009 add magically escaping a DUI from just last night to my have list. :eek: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have lots my mind through taking too much acid had the polie contact my parents to ask if i was mental as I did my best to destroy a police cell woken up covered in blood (not my own) and had no idea how it happened smoked crack kicked heroin I have not taken ketamine or PCP eaten lobster done anything balling supported myself through selling drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have: Addictions to drugs and alcohol I have not: Given a fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 7 hours aint shit for holding cell time. Other than the boxers part, sounds like the usual shit that I'm used to. Only you get out quicker. I'm not 100% sure, but I believe it was Providence that made me go into holding with just my boxers and a wifebeater on, dead of winter. That shit fucking sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have: known a girl who was penetrated with a knife i have not: ever eaten a cheesesteak that wasnt 100% authentic fixed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: Been in more fist fights than anyone I know who isn't directly related to me Done a bunch of other shit cooler than alot of the shit you guys have mentioned, but I'm lazy Have not: Ever smoked a ciggarette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetPeep Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have: - Partied and painted with a lot of people on or used to be on this site. Some I met here, some I met through mutual friends, and some don’t even know I am on this board - Been everyone’s favorite partner in crime thanks to my unsuspecting looks and friendly demeanor - Been skiing in the Andes mountains and almost flew off the edge of the cliff - Been approached by creepy Dov Charney at an American Apparel warehouse sale for my phone number and photos and turned him down - Seen a bicyclist’s dead body laying on street seconds after he was hit by a drunk driver -Had gangsters pull guns on me and my friends - Seen an obese black thug galloping a horse like a real equestrian in the middle of the hood Have not: - Smoked cigarettes - Gone to prom, homecoming, or any of those high school extracurricular activities - Watched any Pixar movies. Not a single one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: - Competed on a national level for rock climbing. Got 4th. - Learned to drive on a stick shift -Had a job since I was 11. There hasn't been a time more than a couple of months that I didn't have one. -"Found" 150 bucks in my bank account last night. Haha I didn't know it was there. - Jumped from one roof to another a few times. - Broke into an abandoned factory only to find out it was not actually abandoned. Ran. - Eaten lobster (seriously...who hasn't even tried it) -Walked out of stores while talking to the cashier while wearing and or holding clothes or items from the store. -Been arrested by the military after belly flopping on pavement from the top of a 10 ft fence after my shoe got stuck in it. Haven't: -Drank Alcohol -Smoked anything -Been on any type of drugs besides pain killers -Been in a fight -Crashed a car -Drank a cup of coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have -driven across the country twice -lived in my car with my dog for 2 months. -been shot and stabbed. (not in the same sitting) -pulled a gun on 4 thugs trying to steal my truck, and avoided the almost sure thing gunfight. -hit someone with a mag-light -made it through all the fights and bullshit a better and pretty nice person. -driven a garbage truck -skated and placed in the tampa am contest(10 years ago) -hopped a freight across a couple states have not -done meth or heroin -played on a football team -been to utah -gone to college(hope that one changes some day) -drank a colt45, i grew up a mickey's kinda kid -skated the hubba ledge, or love park. -been anywhere outta the country other than puerto rico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: Haven't: -Drank Alcohol -Smoked anything -Been on any type of drugs besides pain killers -Been in a fight -Crashed a car -Drank a cup of coffee You must lead a boring life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have 1.taught myself to drive a stick on my first car that had a synchronized transmission 2.rolled a car 3.hit a target from over 1000 yards with a .308 4.robbed a house with people in it 5.wiggled my way out of jail time 4 times 6.counted over 50,000 dollars in cash (not mine sadly) 7.applied to own an arby's, forged the bank statements proving i had enough net worth or something and met for lunch with them. then they realized i was bullshitting them (im not old enough to buy smokes...) 8.drunkenly told an army soldier wielding an AK-47 to "shut the fuck up and let me walk home!" in africa (i guess he couldnt speak english) 9.had stitches on my eyelid 10.woken up and found stitches in my arm, but no cut. (still cant figure this one out) 11.had pneumonia have not 1.broken a bone 2.learned to swim 3.succeeded in getting my parents to stop smoking (its killing them) 4.done nay drugs other then weed and pills 5.had more then a thousand dollars. (not including liquifiable assets) 6.gotten an STD 7.ridden on a train that i didnt hop 8.ever had surgery other then stitches 9.ever been "knocked out" by a hospital. the only times ive been unconscious were from injuries, alcohol and illness. 10.ever held a 100percent legitimate job. always been under the table type deals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 damn son, why you gotta bite my color scheme? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have[/color] 7.applied to own an arby's, forged the bank statements proving i had enough net worth or something and met for lunch with them. then they realized i was bullshitting them (im not old enough to buy smokes...) explain. cuz imma be 18 soon and this might be tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have[/color] 8.drunkenly told an army soldier wielding an AK-47 to "shut the fuck up and let me walk home!" in africa (i guess he couldnt speak english) explain this too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Nigga you said you was IN Chernobyl. You even made a thread and posted pics about it. You was lying? Pripyat is about 2 miles from the reactor called Chernobyl Chernobyl township itself is about 11 miles from the reactor in the other direction. I have been to all three. when I say outside it is literally outside the fence of the power plant like the springfield one in the simpsons. so no, not lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i have survived a roll over in a car stabbed someone(with a screwdriver in the leg then bit part of his skin off his arm,he wanst seriously injured tho) had a gun pointed to my head found a dead body(hooker) smoked weed that was laced(unbenounced to me) been arrested 4 times i have not had a girlfriend in 2 years:( done coke gone camping lived in a house.always apartments or trailers. driven a car even tho im 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I Have: Had a 3some Had multiple drawings of mine tattooed on people Had a tiger eat out of my hands, literally. Partied with Elisha Cuthbert on my brother in laws stag. (She is kind of a bitch, but smash) Picked up hitch hikers because I was bored. Lit a guy on fire (welding class high school, he was un hurt) Rode a sled towed by a truck, Driven 276 km/h on my bike. Went to a guys job at a restraunt, walked into the kitchen and proceeded to kick his ass for fucking my girlfriend at the time (ex now of course). I Haven't: Ordered a steak Been in a jeep with no doors Been to the east coast (up here in Canada) Driven a rhd car Never bought weed still to this day Skydived Banged anyone other than white girls *sadface* Never been to the southern hemisphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I Have: Partied with Elisha Cuthbert i dont know who this woman is :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I Have: Washed Donald Rumsfeld's plate while he was SECDEF I Haven't: Ever drank a Budweiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 you're missin out theo, i'm 9 bud's deep feelin right;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i like the green and orange so im stealin it too /nh have been addicted to adderol smoked weed friends in jail friends addicted to heroin gone to more concerts than i can count on both my hands smashed prom queen smashed homecoming queen painted every day for two weeks have not been arrested gotten an f in any class been with anyone younger than me/my age lived anywhere else ordered a salad owned an x-box had brainfreeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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