Pfffffffffft Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 are the hardest in the world to hold back. i was in my car today (in traffic) and thought FOR SURE i was gonna shit my shorts. i was squeezing my cheeks together so hard and broke out in the worst sweat... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 and your heart rate increases cuz your worried your gonna lose it. hate that shit, pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I had a hangover-coffee shit to hold back last week and I was on a city bus approx. 10 mins from home. I almost cried for joy when I made it safe to the thrown 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Lol. I remember in high school riding home w/ a friend who just ate a whole bag of chocolate covered coffee beans, dude almost squirted hershey fire in his pants lol. Coffee is bad enough, add chocolate, percolate for a minute, and run for the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 did you shit your pants? do tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I don't drink coffee often but when i'm staying awake from the next day into the next day, I cave in and have a latte. 5 hours later and my pee smells like coffee like a fresh brewed pot one of the many reasons why i'm not big on coffee anyone else have that problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 SEEEEEE!! TO ALL THAT DISSED THE THREAD ABOUT CRAPPING YOUR PANTS- THIS WHUT IM BE TALKIN' BOUT! ORIGINAL ROCKSTAR AND COFFEE DO IT TO ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 @ Eliza, That happens to me every time I drink coffee, today for example I drank a small regular and while taking a piss I got that hot brewed smell of coffee. I'm not a coffee regular but when I do drink coffee it has to be a small one because medium/large I begin to feel bad half way through the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 today the problem isnt so bad. but i do recall the first time i ever had coffee, it was one of those starbucks frapuccino (spelling) drinks. had one on the bus on the way to high school, and within roughly 30 minutes of getting there i had to go straight to the bathroom "dumb and dumber style". not much fun, especially since i hate public bathrooms and the ones in high school were awful. never really had a problem since. seems like if you have coffee all the time, like most people do, your stomach adjusts accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Don't drink coffee, but my bowels are a mess Usually I hafta rush to the bathroom after eating, sometimes even in the middle of doing so. Alot of these are close call, almost shit my pants type situations 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i'm glad i'm not the only one who has to shit from drinking coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 the other day i had a bad case of fiery ass wooo my god i ate hella habenero salsa, cuz i was grybbin at the hommies house... dude made some bomb fuckin carnitas...so after about 8 tacos...i called it quits cuz my stomach was making noises and shit...the beegees as people call it (BG's) and i knew i was gunna wake up the next day take a shit...but i under estimated the burning sensation that ensued...it was one of those times (idk if anyone else can relate) where it burns soooo....bad that you dont wanna get up...or even wipe...cuz if you wipe it speads the heat...so i sat there for like 35 minutes after shitting in fear of wiping i started to sweat perfusely...i finally gave in after the door bell rang... but i was walking all wierd the rest of the day kinda like someone sodomized me with a tire iron /NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Coffee drinking = coffee smelling pee here. Asparagus does that to you too- gives you horrid smelling pee. I'm glad we've had this chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i dont drink coffee cuz i have to run at any given time during the day. and that shit will dehydrate you twice as fast. so if i do drink coffee i have to drink like 4 bottles of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I don't drink coffee pretty much for this reason, plus I started to get really bad stomach aches from it. One time I watched my friend drink a ten shot mocha then spend about an hour simultaneously pooping his brains out, gagging, groaning and sweating...not exactly the picture of health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Was fighting these, and some morning after chili shits all day today. UGH... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 *vulcan LOL @ sodomized me with a tire iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 pooping :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I love coffee and never have anything like anything you guys are saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I havnt drank any coffee since 99 pretty much because it fucks my stomach completely up my bowels are a mess too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 You have to eat food when you drink coffee dogg... Otherwise your bound to shit your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie'sElement Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ...Just about to break out the cafetiere and pop 3-4 expresso's before an online interview, hope the Oz wont be playing on my mind, leading me to shit myself mid speech.. But for real, coffee and cigarettes = Mad TP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Coffee goes straight through me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I hate tv shows these days. Their worthless to watch unless you have seen like the entire season. so pretty much if your not a fanboy then theres no point to watch half the shit on television. WTF is up with that, also they put commercials in comcast on demand movies.. WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 You have to eat food when you drink coffee dogg... Otherwise your bound to shit your pants. Oh yeah? Try eating some raisan bran in the a.m. with your coffee and see what happens..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 coffee shits are serious business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I don't get coffee shits. I get the coffee piss. Please believe I'm on the run to the bathroom ten minutes after chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i drink mass amounts of café - everyday. all is well. - yall have weak insides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 beer shits are the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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