twonpoo Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 WASHED-UP PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Heard in the news he cut off her fingers and pulled out her teeth before dumping the body. Brutal. If you can do that to someone you love you deserve to rot in Jail. Sometime there's a fine line between love and hate. I could see somebody doing this to my ex from back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 She was a stripper in Vegas and they got married 2 days after he met her at a strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 "Jasmine Fiore was so mutilated, she could only be identified through her breast implants, a district attorney's office spokeswoman said Friday." - Chicago Tribune Nigga went through all that trouble to cut off all her fingers and ripping out her teeth thinking he was being all types of slick and getting over on the cops. Yet he failed to think that there might be some type of serial number or some shit on her fake tits. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 22, 2009 Author Share Posted August 22, 2009 So this guy offed his wife, drives to the Canadian Border, crosses on foot, and is running loose? Sounds like this asshole watched "First Blood" a little too many times last month. From what I read, he drove from L.A. to the border town of Blaine, WA. They said his BMW was found parked by the harbor with a boat trailer attached to the back. So they figured he got in to Canada by boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 this guy fooled EVERYBODY, nigga stole a motorcycle and went to Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 everyone's lookin in America's hat, he's in America's underwear!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 dude is canadian, hes smart, knows he wont be extradited to a country with a death penalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 this guy fooled EVERYBODY, nigga stole a motorcycle and went to Mexico. I was thinking the same for a minute. Like maybe he just made it look like he was going to Canada, but really bounced somewhere else. But dude's obviously not too bright. Plus it's not so easy to just cross the river into Mexico in 2009, like it used to be. And dude getting on a plane in 2009 without getting popped is pretty much not going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I knew a kid who beat the shit out of this guy upstairs from my old apartment. He lumped up this kids face, then ran out the door and stood on our front step. I said "What the fuck is going on up there?" He just mumbled something and ran down the street. So I walk upstairs, see the dude bleeding like he fought Tyson, end of story. But I guess the guy who'd be playing the part of Tyson, ran down the street, then ran down the highway and hid in a bunch of bushes for 3 hours. He took apart his phone, and just stayed there paranoid for 3 hours. When he told the story, he said "I had to disassemble...." :lol: Did this nigga think they were gonna use the satellites too track him down by his cell or something??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 too bad she was frukkin hot. heard shes a big coke head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 You guys misunderstood. She's got a serious coke habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 It was probably scripted Hilarious on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 if you love a chick with that kinda face, you deserve to rot in jail. theres plenty more "chicks" with faces like that IN jail ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 So this guy offed his wife, drives to the Canadian Border, crosses on foot, and is running loose? Sounds like this asshole watched "First Blood" a little too many times last month. I knew a kid who beat the shit out of this guy upstairs from my old apartment. He lumped up this kids face, then ran out the door and stood on our front step. I said "What the fuck is going on up there?" He just mumbled something and ran down the street. So I walk upstairs, see the dude bleeding like he fought Tyson, end of story. But I guess the guy who'd be playing the part of Tyson, ran down the street, then ran down the highway and hid in a bunch of bushes for 3 hours. He took apart his phone, and just stayed there paranoid for 3 hours. When he told the story, he said "I had to disassemble...." I found this shit hilarious. In fact, that whole night was fucking hilarious. Anyways, this dude is a John J. Rambo wannabe. :lol: :lol: This little story made me laugh like a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 big dummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 looks like her voice would drive anyone up the fuckin wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 im surprised hes not caught yet. probably living off grubs, leaves, and termites in the jungles of canadia somewheres. Far cry from stardome, a playboy playmate (albeit ugly one) girlfriend, and the bmw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Why the squirrel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Did this nigga think they were gonna use the satellites too track him down by his cell or something??? Yeah, that's what had me dying. He was serious too, he honestly thought there was going to be some kind of county wide manhunt because he lumped some random dude's face up. After that, I was constantly saying "disassemble, disassemble" like a robot all the time. It became a huge joke. I also like the idea of him laying in the bushes on the highway. It was probably about 2am, and he ran down there to "hideout" and "disassemble." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Why the squirrel? Probably because it looks like this dead broad's mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Oh yeah. Indeed her repulsive looks resemble that of a rodent with a nonexistant jawline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 The bitch is alive and well and kicking at some hipsters party here in Perth I call a farce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 This dude is a multimillionare he's going to be worth a lot of cigarettes once he gets locked in supermax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 they just found him dead in Hope, BC. suicide. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/08/23/bc-fugitivejenkins.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I wonder if he got a "gummer" of of his dead wifes corpse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Yeah, that's what had me dying. He was serious too, he honestly thought there was going to be some kind of county wide manhunt because he lumped some random dude's face up. After that, I was constantly saying "disassemble, disassemble" like a robot all the time. It became a huge joke. I also like the idea of him laying in the bushes on the highway. It was probably about 2am, and he ran down there to "hideout" and "disassemble." They actually do this. Where I'm from, a guy did a hit and run on a highway, and they caught him by checking the cell phones in the area at the time of the crash, then followed the signal. They don't HAVE TO track them by satellites, they track them by using the mobile phone towers and the position of the cell relative to 2 or more towers (triangulation). it is pretty much cost free for the police to do this, and it can be done very quickly. I personally would be taking my battery out of my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Hank Williams Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 The former bikini model was identified through serial numbers on her breast implants.hahaha damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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