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Greatest Movie Ever Made?? Could Be!


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Ive got the news item of the year right here. ScriptShadow has gotten a look at the script for Darren Aronofsky’s latest film, BLACK SWAN. It’s a dark and introspective tale that follows blah blah blah skip ahead. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.

 

Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so...this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010. But how good is it? Does the story that surrounds the sex disappoint or excel?”

 

Yup.

 

The reviewer goes on to talk about how the script showcases a nuanced filming style that drags a bit in the middle, but was all around a worthwhile read. Oh, but did I mention that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have hungry aggressive angry sex?

I’m sorry, I’ll have to follow the intricacies of the plot on a different day, because I can’t get out of my head combining the image at the top of this article with the one at the bottom. Using only your imagination, you have to say that without a doubt this will be a scene for the ages. They might have to make a new Oscar category.

You now have two options, you can head over to ScriptShadow for the full review of the script, or you can head over to Moviehotties for Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis photo galleries. The choice is yours. Don't let this picture influence you.

 

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[quote Originally Posted by DETO (View Original Post)

 

blah blah blah skip ahead. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.]

this is all i read from that...

lemmie know when it comes out...

yip if she can look any doper than in this movie

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give her a fucken oscar

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Commando is the greatest movie ever made, along with Kickboxer. I mean if they had an award for "Best dance scene in a movie" then it would be named the JCVD Kickboxer dance scene award, as it is clearly the greatest scene in any movie ever made, period.

 

 

but this movie does sound pretty appealing, I wonder if it will be nasty sex like the famous 'ass to ass' scene in Requiem for a dream?

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[quote Originally Posted by DETO (View Original Post)

 

blah blah blah skip ahead. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.]

yip if she can look any doper than in this movie

Mila+Kunis+Forgetting+Sarah+Marshall.jpg

give her a fucken oscar

 

 

i just saw this movie for the first time today. gawd dayum she is perfection.

 

 

 

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