Knee Grow Please Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 i wanna leave my house one day, walk to the corner, all of a sudden a blackhawk comes around the corner, faces me, and proceeds to shoot 4000 rounds a second into me. i'd also like to get shot by an rpg from about 6 inches away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 i wanna shoot my girlfriend in the head and then go suicide by cop while trying to take out as many pigs as i can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Covered in bees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 suicide by cop is awesome. i'd like to write down the recipe for krink light it on fire and then shoot myself in the face in front of everyone on here with a tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I can't die, i'm immortal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 casek sending me AIDS in the mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 the only way I'll die happy is with my dick inside Rosario Dawson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 High speed bike crash, so I can just turn to powder upon impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 fuck, cum, roll over, die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 if thats not an option do massive amounts of coke, heroin, e, and dust, run around naked punching in windows with my dick at women's clothing stores throwing babies off balconies, and proceed to run through walls steal a cop car, run over more cops, dead cops, then die as if i were the russian guy in die hard at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I will die in an epic freestyle raps battle with the KC Kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swineflu. Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 i would be happy with in my sleep i don't think anyone's said that yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I want alzheimer's about a year before I do, so I am not aware that the end is near. I just want to slowly fade into oblivion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolsroyce Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 swarm of dix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 something similar to the north hollywood shoot out in the 90's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 At peace with my life and preferably a long time from now. Or in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuzYouSuck! Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I have actually always wondered when, where and how i would die. Still dont know how i would wanna die. As long as i dont die in a hospital bed on life support im good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 in a pool of my own shit and piss.. and maybe some vomit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I would like to get so angry at some idiot that i just spontaneously combust and take them with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 very quickly. i dont want to kno its coming. yea maybe spontaneous combustion. I minute im chillin then blao. Nada zip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 if i ever die from some sort of accident, it was probably made to look that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 i want a team of prep cooks to work a cheesegrater all over my body, then drown me in citric acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/david-carradine-funeral-held-la-many-stars-attendance OR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go! *EDIT: I just googled what a laplander is, bonus LOLs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxEmicxX Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 FUCK DEATH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 "only posers die you FUCKING IDIOT!!" name the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I've just convinced myself I'm not going to die. So it's okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Crucified upside down, then lowered into a boiling vat of LSD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 if thats not an option do massive amounts of coke, heroin, e, and dust, run around naked punching in windows with my dick at women's clothing stores throwing babies off balconies, and proceed to run through walls steal a cop car, run over more cops, dead cops, then die as if i were the russian guy in die hard at the end. This sounds pretty good to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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