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Knee Grow Please

How Do YOU Want to Die

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i wanna leave my house one day, walk to the corner, all of a sudden a blackhawk comes around the corner, faces me, and proceeds to shoot 4000 rounds a second into me.

i'd also like to get shot by an rpg from about 6 inches away.

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if thats not an option do massive amounts of coke, heroin, e, and dust, run around naked punching in windows with my dick at women's clothing stores throwing babies off balconies, and proceed to run through walls steal a cop car, run over more cops, dead cops, then die as if i were the russian guy in die hard at the end.

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I want alzheimer's about a year before I do, so I am not aware that the end is near.

I just want to slowly fade into oblivion.

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I have actually always wondered when, where and how i would die. Still dont know how i would wanna die. As long as i dont die in a hospital bed on life support im good.

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very quickly. i dont want to kno its coming. yea

maybe spontaneous combustion. I minute im chillin

then blao. Nada zip

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A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

 

 

 

*EDIT: I just googled what a laplander is, bonus LOLs.

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