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HA-HA-Ha-HAAA!!! Really? I don't give 2 shits about football, but I lived in WI for a year where that shit gets shoved in your face. People were so sad when dude retired, I remember motherfuckers wore his jersey to work that day, lol. Motherfuckers have pics of dude painted on their houses and shit, now he's going to the rival team? LOLOLOLOL.

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That's why I spell it Farve.

 

I'm glad he did this for many reasons, the biggest two being:

 

1. This is a HUGE slap in a face to all those fat ass, cow humping, camaro driving, zubas wearing, piece of shit white trashbags from up North. The man they worshipped like a God, named their kids after, & fashioned their blow-up dolls to look like has gone over to a rival.

 

It goes to show the Iron Hillbilly never gave a shit about those fat fucks. Their lives once had meaning, demented and sad meaning, but still meaning. Now they have nothing.

 

 

2. Ole Favrah is a turnover machine. He pWn3d Da Bears so hard in the 90's, but they have had his number lately. I look forward to taking two from him again. As I mentioned in the NFL thread, to beat the Packers twice and Farveh twice in one year will give Bob Swerski his 18th heart attack.

 

 

And..... maybe, just maybe, I won't see anymore 340lb "women" walking around in their 4 Jersey on a Tuesday in April.

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Top Ten Reasons Brett Favre Came Out Of Retirement (Letterman)

 

10. Blew his savings on a two-day taco binge

 

9. No reason to stay home every day now that "Guiding Light" has been cancelled

 

8. Worried Obama's death panels might try to take him out

 

7. In this economy, someone offers a job, you grab it

 

6. Wants to raise and then dash hopes of another city's fans

 

5. Couldn't take another trip to Pottery Barn with the wife

 

4. Lured by a lucrative contract and free jar of Icy Hot

 

3. "Concussions made my krazy!"

 

2. Who could resist chance to spend glorious winter in Minnesota?

 

1. Oh, oh, wait. He just retired again. (YouTube Version)

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