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HOLY FUCK, SHAI, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!


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So I was chillin at my favorite shitty bar in the white trash town known as Springfield, Oregon - just getting my drink on when I decided to throw some money in ye olde jukebox.

 

While going through the albums, I came across something absolutely fucking epic...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DAVID ALLAN COE'S X-RATED ALBUM!

 

I thought there was some unwritten rule about having his album on a public jukebox, but apparently the rule does not apply in Oregon.

 

As a "social experiment", I played the song Nigger Fucker, but nobody gave a damn. One old timer turned around and gave me a look, but I couldn't tell if it was a "you racist piece of shit" look, or an "amen, brother" look.

 

Anyway, David Allan Coe FTW

 

 

/no racism

/yes awesome music

 

She said someday I'd understand

What love was all about

She said I could have the kids

She was movin out

Said she'd finally found a man

Who's dick was so much bigger

Then that scumbag motherfucker

Run off with a nigger

 

And to think I'd ate the pussy

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever fuck

A greasy nigger

 

He treated her just like a queen

She gave him all my money

It looks like the joke's on me

But I don't think it's funny

That pussy ain't worth payin for

As far as I can figure

Cause there's nothing quite as worthless

As a white girl with a nigger

 

And to think I'd ate the pussy

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever fuck

A God damn nigger

So for all you nigger lovin whores

This song is just for you

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I saw DAC at Stubb's BBQ in Austin about a year ago.

It was a really fun time.

 

I was with a couple of country-loving buddies of mine and we were standing in the beer line.

Some UT dbags in polo shirts started talking to me.

My friend was wearing a super old Bocephus shirt and they asked us who BocepheGUS was.

We all just laughed at them and walked away.

 

Either way, the show was awesome.

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The spots are because it was raining.

We got soaked but didn't care.

 

By the end of the night, I was wrestling in the mud with a dog.

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