dowmagik Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 So I was chillin at my favorite shitty bar in the white trash town known as Springfield, Oregon - just getting my drink on when I decided to throw some money in ye olde jukebox. While going through the albums, I came across something absolutely fucking epic... DAVID ALLAN COE'S X-RATED ALBUM! I thought there was some unwritten rule about having his album on a public jukebox, but apparently the rule does not apply in Oregon. As a "social experiment", I played the song Nigger Fucker, but nobody gave a damn. One old timer turned around and gave me a look, but I couldn't tell if it was a "you racist piece of shit" look, or an "amen, brother" look. Anyway, David Allan Coe FTW /no racism /yes awesome music She said someday I'd understand What love was all about She said I could have the kids She was movin out Said she'd finally found a man Who's dick was so much bigger Then that scumbag motherfucker Run off with a nigger And to think I'd ate the pussy Where that big, black dick had been And kissed the lips that sucked him off Time and time again It's enough to make a man throw up Sure is hard to figure How any decent girl could ever fuck A greasy nigger He treated her just like a queen She gave him all my money It looks like the joke's on me But I don't think it's funny That pussy ain't worth payin for As far as I can figure Cause there's nothing quite as worthless As a white girl with a nigger And to think I'd ate the pussy Where that big, black dick had been And kissed the lips that sucked him off Time and time again It's enough to make a man throw up Sure is hard to figure How any decent girl could ever fuck A God damn nigger So for all you nigger lovin whores This song is just for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 What a nigger fucker thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 From the title I assumed this thread would be full of half man half ape barbarians that look like they sleep on a truckstop bathroom countertop. Instead you give me this drivel? Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Yeah, you totally nigger fucked this thread. Nigger fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Haha. I saw David Alan Coe live once. Small bar in a college town. Wild, drunken, and fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBqZs7oGPZQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i went with my dad to see him play in our local town. needless to say, my dad had never heard of the x rated album... original outlaw*=fucking fun time. *who knows what im talkin bout?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 ive been told he refuses to play any of his old racist stuff, is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 he played some pretty racist stuff at the show i went to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 he played some pretty racist stuff at the show i went to... Same. "Workin' like a nigger..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 "because...she was a nigger lover" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 what outrageous music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Same. "Workin' like a nigger..." For my room an board. One of my favorite artists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Check out the tracks. The ride longhaired redneck. She never even called me byy name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Never heard of the clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 He should go on BET Wildn out wednesdays 106 and park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Just got an Idea for my location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Wow, that's like the holy grail of white trash. Cheers to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 how about the holy grail of me going on tiny chat and you not being there... wanna come chill in hayward tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I am not near Hayward. But maybe soon, in the not too distant future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 are you in the bay... if so... we could make this happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 No, I am not in the Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 well then fuck... you don't get to hear about bely almost beating up euro... which i promise... is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 call us. we'll listen to the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 One old timer turned around and gave me a look, but I couldn't tell if it was a "you racist piece of shit" look, or an "amen, brother" look. It was probably more of a "you African tire eared, hipster, faggot, motherfucker... what the fuck are you doing in my bar being all ironic with my music for?" type of look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I has a David Allen Coe shirt. Random Hero approves of some DAC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 For my room an board. One of my favorite artists. But then again you're a cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I saw DAC at Stubb's BBQ in Austin about a year ago. It was a really fun time. I was with a couple of country-loving buddies of mine and we were standing in the beer line. Some UT dbags in polo shirts started talking to me. My friend was wearing a super old Bocephus shirt and they asked us who BocepheGUS was. We all just laughed at them and walked away. Either way, the show was awesome. The spots are because it was raining. We got soaked but didn't care. By the end of the night, I was wrestling in the mud with a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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