vanfullofretards Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Just blow them away with a fire extinguisher then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Just walk up, slap your girlfiend in the face real hard and ram your cock in her friends mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-close-talker Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 all of these suggestions have been satisfactory to me: Come on Earl, this is easy. Invite a single homie over, or any male with a pair willing to dip outside his hometeam, and let em move in for the anal pilage this feem is ready to give. Then do it all over again when she's back the next night after homie never calls. Take pride in pimping out yer girlfriends wheeping friend and her sobbing slice. Go out there naked and jump on the couch and be like "PARTYYYYY TIME!" now would definitely not be a good time to ask them if they poop while they pee. Walk out and say "whats on the television tonight?" then wipe your finger on the tv, glance at them dissaprovingly and say, "hmm, it appears to be dust." I think you should walk in there and pop in a porno, maybe then let your dick hang out of your shorts. And belch loudly, maybe do the one nostril snot shot onto the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxEmicxX Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 On 2nd thought, just walk in, pop in the porno, and sit down and start jerking off. If you can make it until you finish, extra points if you stand up and wipe your dick off on her frined's hair. LOL. "On second thought" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 is it just me, or do bitches cry constantly, " you didnt pick your phone up" - cry " the milk is all gone " - cry " my gash is bleeding" - cry Seriously, too all the women in the oontz(if any) HARDEN THE FUCK UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 is it just me, or do bitches cry constantly, " you didnt pick your phone up" - cry " the milk is all gone " - cry " my gash is bleeding" - cry Seriously, too all the women in the oontz(if any) HARDEN THE FUCK UP! hahahahahah.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 you should've ran with your gut instinct and gave them both Penis treats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 I only use penis treats for positive reenforcement. If I use them to reward crying, they'll be crying all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Walk into the room wearing nothing but a condom and some tennis shoes, and then bust a niggaflip on them. :lol: :lol: ^^^ Post of the year! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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