toyguy92 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 + + + + bring the wagon in front of them and tell em it aint gonna make itself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Walk out with a mangina tuck while blasting Goodbye Horses, then turn to the crying friend and moan "I'd fuck me!" wearing a jacket of human flesh is optional but highly reccomended 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 i hope your vote went to 3some... and pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black kerouac Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Call your girlfriend on her cellphone and ask if you "can tap that?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Walk out and say "whats on the television tonight?" then wipe your finger on the tv, glance at them dissaprovingly and say, "hmm, it appears to be dust." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 find the music from the party boy skits from jackass and play it as loud as you can untill they get pissed and bang on the door.. then open it and yell "party time" and proceed to dancengraff all around the house... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Throw a coffee mug at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 buy a 30-pack and watch beerfest.. that damn movie always gets me in a good mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 go for the goodbye horses mangina dance and then ask for a threesome.. oh and just in case you dont remember the dance etc. blast the song reallll loud too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 BITCHES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Damn, I can't give out anymore props right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 So wait, they're still crying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 No Mahoney, they stopped crying last night. Probably about ten minutes after I started this thread. Seeing that I wasn't going to do nudity, I opted for a pair of Calvin Klein boxer briefs with two socks in it with my t-shirt tucked in and brief jacked way up. It looked like I had a deformed Bigfoot dick. Then when I opened the door to walk out, they were giggling, so I thought the timing was all bad and opted to close the door. People can keep going though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 haha mahoney look ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGP Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 ask if she is gonna get around to the dishes at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 go for the goodbye horses mangina dance and then ask for a threesome.. oh and just in case you dont remember the dance etc. blast the song reallll loud too. um wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 the sounds out not my fault ...also id wear your skin anytime . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 you should have stuffed as many hotdogs as possible into a condom and then just opened the door and lobbed it right in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 city on smash lost a tampon. whose been propping him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 use a sack of oranges, leaves the hurt, but not the bruises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Walk out naked with peanut butter on your chest. Then jump back and say you didn't realize they were still there. Then sit down next to them and ask about the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 i had a 'cry' last night. i ate some shellfish and broke out in hives. while it wasnt too bad, i went over to my boyfriends and cried saying i wanted to look good for him. he basically told me to shut the fuck up and that im hot and the hives will go away. it made me feel better and i passed out from being drunk. what a combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 What a life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Walk into the room wearing nothing but a condom and some tennis shoes, and then bust a niggaflip on them. tall black dress socks too. smoke a marlboro light and chew on some doublemint. really gets chicks in the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 here watch this...hope it helps In response http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I think you should walk in there and pop in a porno, maybe then let your dick hang out of your shorts. And belch loudly, maybe do the one nostril snot shot onto the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Did they like pre-plan the cry or what? I'm confused. what the fuck. They just like sit down and start crying on each others fucking shoulder? I cant picture that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 On 2nd thought, just walk in, pop in the porno, and sit down and start jerking off. If you can make it until you finish, extra points if you stand up and wipe your dick off on her frined's hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 No, they were having an argument and yelling at each other. That's when the crying started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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