So my girlfriend and her best friend are in the living room having a "cry."

[vanfullofretards]

Just blow them away with a fire extinguisher then

[Stud Kickass]

Just walk up, slap your girlfiend in the face real hard and ram your cock in her friends mouth.

[the-close-talker]

all of these suggestions have been satisfactory to me:

 

 

Come on Earl, this is easy.

 

 

Invite a single homie over, or any male with a pair willing to dip outside his hometeam, and let em move in for the anal pilage this feem is ready to give.

 

Then do it all over again when she's back the next night after homie never calls.

 

Take pride in pimping out yer girlfriends wheeping friend and her sobbing slice.

 

Go out there naked and jump on the couch and be like "PARTYYYYY TIME!"

 

now would definitely not be a good time to ask them if they poop while they pee.

 

Walk out and say "whats on the television tonight?" then wipe your finger on the tv, glance at them dissaprovingly and say, "hmm, it appears to be dust."

 

I think you should walk in there and pop in a porno, maybe then let your dick hang out of your shorts. And belch loudly, maybe do the one nostril snot shot onto the floor.

[XxEmicxX]

On 2nd thought, just walk in, pop in the porno, and sit down and start jerking off. If you can make it until you finish, extra points if you stand up and wipe your dick off on her frined's hair.

 

LOL. "On second thought"

[Richard Pryor]

is it just me, or do bitches cry constantly, " you didnt pick your phone up" - cry

 

" the milk is all gone " - cry " my gash is bleeding" - cry

 

Seriously, too all the women in the oontz(if any) HARDEN THE FUCK UP!

 

[psm026]

is it just me, or do bitches cry constantly, " you didnt pick your phone up" - cry

 

" the milk is all gone " - cry " my gash is bleeding" - cry

 

Seriously, too all the women in the oontz(if any) HARDEN THE FUCK UP!

 

 

 

hahahahahah.:lol:

[psm026]

you should've ran with your gut instinct and gave them both Penis treats!

[earl broclo ESQ]

I only use penis treats for positive reenforcement. If I use them to reward crying, they'll be crying all the time.

[MarcoFromHouston]

Walk into the room wearing nothing but a condom and some tennis shoes, and then bust a niggaflip on them.

 

:lol: :lol: ^^^ Post of the year! :lol: