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shame on you for even giving a fuck, let alone knowing who she is in the first place.. i bet you kids were all butt hurt when the spice girls broke up... f'n faggots

 

 

It's amusing when you can talk about some chick who has a dong. Next up for the hermaphrodite train: Fergie.

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here are a few good definitions

 

Troglodite

 

This is the fat ass full of fat butt dents that walks around the public pools in a thong making everyone in her path want to throw up.

 

Check out that trogladite over there in that disgusting silver thong!

 

 

 

Troglodite

 

A Troglodite is a large creature composed entirely of jam. They once tried to take over the universe and absorbed many innocent people, turning them into Troglodites. A troglodite fears nothing other than a hot cup of tea.

 

The Troglodite moved toward Sebastian, and shut his quivering lips with a bullet of jam.

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Can you tell what's on my mind?

She's with him, it drives me wild

I'd like to hit him on the head

until he's dead

The sight of blood is such a high

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

He gives me head

 

We made it on a ballroom blitz

I took his arm and kissed his lips

He looked at me with such a smile

my face turned red

We booked a room into the Ritz

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

He gives me head

 

Jet boy, jet girl

Gonna take you 'round the world

Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate

I'm gonna make you be a girl

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

Jet boy jet girl

 

And though I'm only just fifteen

I like to kick, I like to scream

And even if I have a kick or two in bed

When I'm with him it's just a dream

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

He gives me head

 

Jet boy, jet girl

Gonna take you 'round the world

Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate

I'm gonna make you be a girl

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

Jet boy jet girl

 

The other day, what a surprise

I saw him with some other guys

God he was dressed up

with a girl around his neck

I could have cried with both my eyes

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

He gave me head

 

And if or when I make it through

Or if my brain is stuck on glue

And when the world tries to forget

all that I've said

I'll still remember you

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

You gave me head

 

Jet boy, jet girl

Gonna take you 'round the world

Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate

I'm gonna make you be a girl

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

Jet boy jet girl

 

Jet boy, jet girl

Gonna take you 'round the world

Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate

I'm gonna make you be a girl

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo

Jet boy jet girl

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Lady Gaga is a... 08-11-2009 06:13 PM LosingMyMind ahahahahahaha

Lady Gaga is a... 08-11-2009 04:36 PM Schnitzel stop being a twerp

if you kids are embarrassed to be in here, dont click gay links.. it's not my fault you give a fuck about this retarded shit

 

 

Wait a minute faggot, you're in here replying and commenting. So, either you have something for chicks with dicks or you're in here to project and try to take suspicion off of yourself.

 

Which is it Kanye?

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