dirtydoses Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 i ride a bike every single day, everywhere i go. i do not hang out with the bicycle crowd in my city though. they are indeed mainly douches. esp messengers. and people that say they aren't douches, well, they are also a douche. basically what i'm saying. ride a bike yes, everything else bicycle life associated, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 basically what i'm saying. ride a bike yes, everything else bicycle life associated, no. well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Bike messengers are the biggest faggots on the planet. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I hate most of the kids I know in the whole messanger/fixie scene. Every once in a while though they agree to come on a ride with me and my friends who ride with gears and brakes, you know... normal bikes. It's awesome when they see the huge descents on hills coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 wtf is the fascination with riding a bike with no gears or brakes anyway???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 i thought this was gonna be a thread about porkchop.. share the road! damn that is porkchop huh or is it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 bike messenger drama[/url] i like how hes yelling "$200 RIMS FUCKING $800 BIKE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 wtf is the fascination with riding a bike with no gears or brakes anyway???? Only consumer sheeple that buy whatever the television tells them to buy care about things like "breaks" and ""gears". Us uber counter culture bike riders know better than that, enjoy your McDonalds sheeple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 waaaaayy to serious for the internet...keep having fun tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Only consumer sheeple that buy whatever the television tells them to buy care about things like "breaks" and ""gears". Us uber counter culture bike riders know better than that, enjoy your McDonalds sheeple. i hope this is sarcasm ive ridin fixies, 10, 12 speeds and single (riding now) i chose to stop the fixie thing long before it became a trend chose this due to not wantin to blow out my knees and make them worse than they are you talk about sheeple and what tv says is cool chk your local fixie riders and i rest my case but if indeed it was sarcasm then disregard all of this rant kthxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 word. triple. i ride em all too. no homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 let em ride without brakes, they die quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 truth be i have a lil respect for those that ride fixies it takes skill to not die on one i just dont like how it trendy i remember when messengers in frisco rode fixies and it was an art /yesoldmanoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 lol while you retards are riding in cars im riding on a bike nigger a mother fucking bike talk shit to me and ill hit you with my u lock my u lock u lock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 ^ Epic troll :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ever talk shit to a bike faggot or hear a bike faggot talking shit its never "Ill fuck that dude up next time I see him" or "I'ma fuckin wreck dude" Its "Im gonna hit him with my U lock" "Im gonna take my U lock out my pocket and break his face" "LOLOLOL I HIT THIS SHEEPLES HOOD WITH A U LOCK" You are all fucking pussies and I hope you get hit by hummers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 i just spit on your window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 LOL ULOCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 I seriously wish I could take bike riders and dump them on an island, similar/possibly adjacent to the ICP island Get the fuck out of my V8 lovin, gas guzzlin way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 if we all had motorbikes—tensions would cease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ever talk shit to a bike faggot or hear a bike faggot talking shit its never "Ill fuck that dude up next time I see him" or "I'ma fuckin wreck dude" Its "Im gonna hit him with my U lock" "Im gonna take my U lock out my pocket and break his face" "LOLOLOL I HIT THIS SHEEPLES HOOD WITH A U LOCK" You are all fucking pussies and I hope you get hit by hummers. nah son first i use u lock then use my c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker. all is fair when some herb thought he could get away with your bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 ulocks smash windows real nice. fists are for faces, ulocks are for cars. that gas guzzler doesn't work too well when the windshield is spiderwebbed because you cut off the wrong angry bike dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 If ANYONE smashed my windshield I wouldn't hesitate for half a second to run them over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 normally it's someone hitting a dude on a bike that spawns the broken windshield. that is if he/she can still get up. i've heard some crazy stories about that shit. taxi hit one dude out of a group of like 5 or 6 dudes riding, the rest beat the piss out of the taxi cab, all windows, all lights and large dents all over. god i love shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 death by bicyclists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 normally it's someone hitting a dude on a bike that spawns the broken windshield. that is if he/she can still get up. i've heard some crazy stories about that shit. taxi hit one dude out of a group of like 5 or 6 dudes riding, the rest beat the piss out of the taxi cab, all windows, all lights and large dents all over. god i love shit like that. As entertaining of a story as that may be, not happeneing to me. One car vs. 6 humans...car wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 i got him the job as a messenger since i couldn't get my license due to probation/past charges. now since he's working as one, it seems like he's too good to hang out with dudes that either aren't in a band with him or aren't a messenger. i dunno, i'm pissed because he's acting like a little bitch lately. fuck this noise. i don't understand how someone riding a bike for a living acts so high and goddamn mighty. So he's working full time at the job you got him and he's in a band. Ever stop to think that maybe dudes just too busy to hang out at the drop of a dime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 If ANYONE smashed my windshield I wouldn't hesitate for half a second to run them over I'm saying. /exmessengerinthe90's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ever talk shit to a bike faggot or hear a bike faggot talking shit its never "Ill fuck that dude up next time I see him" or "I'ma fuckin wreck dude" Its "Im gonna hit him with my U lock" "Im gonna take my U lock out my pocket and break his face" "LOLOLOL I HIT THIS SHEEPLES HOOD WITH A U LOCK" You are all fucking pussies and I hope you get hit by hummers. This nigga MAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!! I'll bet he was honking his horn talking all kinds of shit to some bike messenger, and the messenger turned around and pwned him with his u-lock. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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