KILZ FILLZ Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Stop fucking singling me out because you don't like my dad. Just fucking retire already. Doing crosswords all day while we turn wrenches doin the backstroke in HAZMAT. Fuck you. Your stupid fucking jokes are not funny. At all. I'm not gonna kiss your ass or give you rides to work like the other Apprentices. Licka my nutsa you old as dirt, sour, bitter, life hating, no front teeth having, chain smoking, coffee chugging, mandatory overtime giving, no week end allowing, mother fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Can't really say I hate anyone with power over me. I do think the general pay scale is pretty fucked up. This company is making CRAZY moves, and has enough money to triple everyone's pay. Motherfuckers bust their asses and only get around 40k on average. But that's what keeps me motivated to get money on my own. Fuck if I'm going to be working for someone else past another 4 or 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 My boss is cool as fuck. Couldn't ask for a better one, and out of the other team leaders he's the only one I even want to work for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I once had a 60yr old woman boss who was a lesbian. She had huge yellow horse teeth, halletosis and she would always grab my arm and pull me in close to talk to me.:naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 i love my boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 my boss is always flippin my bar tab. WIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 no problems with the boss all we do is crack dirty jokes about mooseknuckles/docking & get drunk at the end of the shift after said drinking, we call the girl with the hairy mole the lunch lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 im the boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lako Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I had a boss who was for the most part a good dude but he sucked at running his body shop. Dude always tryin to look pimpin but he was always slackin on paper and the insurance work. Fuckin guy would always try and rip off the insurance companies by using aftermarket parts and makin it look like he bought OEM. Always late getting in estimate supplements for the most needed parts. Also his ole lady who he had workin in the office always talked about there sex life, told us he liked BUTT BEADS in his ass he even admitted to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 <-- Boss as fuck./ DontTalkShit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 How to Lose a Job in 140 Characters or Less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 ^ :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 that same thing happened at my work with a girl. she use to leave comments on her status saying " OMG I CAN'T STAND SITTING HERE AT THIS SHITHOLE OF A JOB" and everyone in the office was friends with her on facebook including the owners girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I fucking hate my boss. She never fucking listens to anyone, especially when everyones telling her shes wrong. Then she goes and does shit and fucking fails at it. Like, what the hell. She told us all in a meeting one day shes bipolar and everyone was like "DONT CARE" and she continues to be a dumb bitch. I dont get payed enough for this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 My boss is a jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 wow that chick got pwned! Must have been so satisfying for the boss to write all that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 you have a choice, dont get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My boss is a jew. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 you have a choice, dont get a job. hush lil boy The grown ups are talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I am the boss. How do I play this game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My boss drives a hummer. He is a huge fucking tool. And he is a sexist asshole. Whenever there is a girl working at the same time as he does everyone has to do all the shit she should be responsible for. I get paid WAY under minimum wage because I get tips. It's under the table, but I did the same job somewhere else and got almost double it. Luckily for me the boss only actually works like one day a week haha. And the other people in charge when he is gone are down as fuck. Heck yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My boss is pretty cool but he likes to talk mad shit, and if you try to joke back at him he gets all sensitive and hurt like a little girl. I hate when people are like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 my boss is a hot bown eyed blonde chiock in her late 20's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 hey boss. Tommy Bahama isn't the only company in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I work at 3 different bars, one of which is owned by an alcoholic 90 pound Chinese lady. She is tough as nails, I've seen her kick out NFL size thugs for selling coke in the basement lounge bar, saying shit like "keep walkin mufucka!" She could snap any time about anything, like if I choose to wash wine glasses in the dish washer instead of the bar sink(which affects NOTHING), or if the person who answers delivery orders on the phone gets there 1 minute late. Or if she's fighting with her boyfriend or hung over, we will be paying for it. But then she makes up for it by taking us out for champagne and oysters, or more recently, she bought me an iphone for my birthday, and a gift certificate to Guitar Center last Chinese New Year's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 hey boss. Tommy Bahama isn't the only company in the world HAHA! jimmy fucking bird. the birdman. thats an old boss I used to have. he always wore tommy bahama. and bought poor quality coke. faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I am unemployed and in a worker retraining program so I do not have a boss but will talk shit on my instructor. This woman has no fucking clue about the subject matter and only knows what she has read in books. This is technical college not fucking high school I have no idea how someone who has no industry experience what so ever is even allowed to teach the class. The stuff she says is factually wrong not a matter of opinion and the students who do not know better may think that they are actually learning something. The whole thing is a huge waste of tax payer money and pisses me off to no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 lolwut yea schools for fools. i have a few friends with degrees working menial jobs. technical school used to be high school. my pops told me how at his high school they used to teach shit that was useful... like, plumbing... or metal working... or electricity. they got rid of that for some reason. most likely because we use more illegal workers to do those kinds of jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 used to work with this fuckhead. he thought he was my boss? does that count? thats how he came to work. i guess when you smoke crack there's no time for the little things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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