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can you pick up shit with a boner?

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

why would you make a thread about it? Just give it a try and leave the rest of us out of it.

 

 

....Godspeed.

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

Lmfao, wow.

I always piss right after I sit down and if I have a boner my dick won't fit between me and the seat.

So, no.

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

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how can black people spend all that money on chains/shoes/whatever and then always have the SHITTIEST tattoos. always! hahahaha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

this thread title was LOL. nh.

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

i dont understand everyone saying awe my dick would touch the toilet water. I realize how uncomfortable it is when your dick touches that cold unknown edge of the fucking toilet bowl or the water. but the question is if you had a boner and took a shit, and jerked off on the toilet bowl while taking a shit or whatever. yo dick would be up, not in the toilet bowl. sorry to get so real but wtf?

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

no im to scared of shitting on my dick. i waite...

 

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

i dont understand everyone saying awe my dick would touch the toilet water. I realize how uncomfortable it is when your dick touches that cold unknown edge of the fucking toilet bowl or the water. but the question is if you had a boner and took a shit, and jerked off on the toilet bowl while taking a shit or whatever. yo dick would be up, not in the toilet bowl. sorry to get so real but wtf?

 

If your masturbating then your dick would be up, so it wouldnt be touching of course. But usually i simultaneously piss when i take a shit, therefor my dick would have to be aiming down, so it would be touching the water or the toilet bowl if i had a boner. Understand now?

 

one big no homo to this whole thread

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

This whole thread is spiraling out of control straight into Gaytown.

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

beating off while there is a big terd creeping out of your asshole is just GYNORMOUSLY GAY!! :confused::confused:

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

yeah this thread is gay as fuck, i get what you mean del. but i can't beleive the OP even got me into thinking about how you would jerk off and shit at the same time. fucking, fuckthis shit

 

/no homo

 

fuck this thread should get closed

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

i think this guy should just get banned. All he does is talk about shitting and jerking off.

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

the question is can you take a shit wihtout poppin a boner.

 

or masterbate while taking a shit.?

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

i damn well hope you can take a shit without popping a woody.

 

and i don't think i'd want to deter my masterbation experience by taking a shit.

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Re: can you take a shit with a boner?

 

WTF. how you gonna piss while taking a shit with a boner? you must have a tiny dick if you can point it down in the bowl while sitting despite the tension of said boner.

 

 

nh

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