MedicineCabinet Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 ^ :lol: unless hes talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swineflu. Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Uhhhh, pause. That makes no sense unless you're giving facials to dudes with beards or you consider jizzing on someone's pubes as a facial. obviously my play on words did not impress some. i was thinking more the hair that gets caught in girls teeth. seeing as i don't give facials or have a beard i didn't even consider taking my comment in that way, but from the sound of things you seem to be an expert of taking it "that" way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Anyone who ever visits RI needs to hit me up to get a haircut. Nevermind the fact that my barber is amazing, the pklace is just hilarious. Hood as fuck, noone speaks English, theres a dominoe table and karaoke machine, and recently they just added an air compressor with tubes hanging from the ceiling that they use to blow hair off of you. Apparentluy they decided blow dryers just weren't cutting it :lol: I've seen some epic shit in there, including (but not limited to), pimps trying to get embaressed old dudes to accept blowjobs, Raggaeton karaoke battles which almost ended in beef, etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 obviously my play on words did not impress some. i was thinking more the hair that gets caught in girls teeth. seeing as i don't give facials or have a beard i didn't even consider taking my comment in that way, but from the sound of things you seem to be an expert of taking it "that" way you must either have a 2 inch dick or be confused on the meaning of "facial". you cant give a facial when your dick is in someones mouth. so unless your dick is so small you have to lay your tiny dick on her face in order for the sperm to make it, then what you said made no sense. it was not a play on words, give up. swine flu was so last year anyways. there must be something about barber shops and violence because we have probably 7 of them around my work and theres always shooting and stuff happening at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 bwhahahaha. this happens everytime. fingerbanging extravaganza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 50...how much do they charge girls for waxing?? ive had a few girls get waxed for me...just curious as to how much they spent getting it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 16, 2009 Author Share Posted August 16, 2009 50...how much do they charge girls for waxing?? ive had a few girls get waxed for me...just curious as to how much they spent getting it done. what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Just a little warning. DO NOT SHAVE ON ADDERALL The OCD came out and could not get that shit right until I ended up shaving off my whole beard. Had that shit for like 4 years, and now I've gotta deal with the "Oh, did you shave?" comments. fml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Wow you use adderall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 Just a little warning. DO NOT SHAVE ON ADDERALL The OCD came out and could not get that shit right until I ended up shaving off my whole beard. Had that shit for like 4 years, and now I've gotta deal with the "Oh, did you shave?" comments. fml ahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 how did this thread get to 9 pages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 how did this thread get to 9 pages? I completley shaved (an already very nicely trimmed) girl in the shower yesterday... It made me so happy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 how did this thread get to 9 pages? thats what im wondering. epic fucking win on my part, threads in crossfire about much more important things never last this long.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Wow you use adderall? finals, just hit 72 hours w/o sleep Crashola time ola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 i bet you couldnt have done that without the adderall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Some people tell me they love adderall and it's alot like coke, others tell me they hate it and it's not even close Maybe I should just try it and find out for myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 ive never done coke, but adderall is one helluva drug. i usually forget ive taken it after ive been drinking and then wonder why im still up at 9 am drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 haha is it true that some people can smell coke? i heard from a guy that some people have that gene and can smell cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 What? Coke has a smell...most people can smell it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 It smells like nosebleeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 oh. that guy made it sound like he was special because he can smell coke. he said it had an "earthy" smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 lol Nothing about this smells earthy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz5jnwItGmQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 mother fucker... i want to do coke one day. i think it would be fun to go riding while coked out hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Today I shaved with a razor for the first time ever. It was very exciting. /sarcasm Up until now I had been using electric ones and this thread made me change my mind I guess. I used this: and this: The "shave cream" was weird. It wasn't like a foam or anything and after you put it on it went transparent but, it worked really well...I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 i just want to know how this thread went from shaving to what cocaine smells like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 haha. the oontz man.... the muthafuckin oontz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 wait..i come to this thread..thinkin its about some shaved pussies or something..with "pics or it didnt happen" replies to follow...and possibly a few pics. two blade, 3 blade, bic, gillettes, shave cream, shower mirrors..... for real? i love the oontz. fuck it. wax it all...maybe leave a lil bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 :heartbeat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 oh. that guy made it sound like he was special because he can smell coke. he said it had an "earthy" smell. It smells very chemical-like. I love it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 SMELLS LIKE GOOD TIMES AHEAD!!! but yeah, like a slightly acidic chemical. just recently gave up the electric razor after 9 years of shaving with it, back to mid-priced disposables untill I figure out what I want to do. the irony is its quicker for me to shave with the razor than the electric, and that was the only reason I switched 9 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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