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gotta second tron's post

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that and i dont know where some of you people got the idea longboarding is for people that have no desire to apply skill on a board, that and not being able to do tricks

 

 

whatever its cool you can voice opinions and shit without firsthand knowledge

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no not at all if you are implying that i am visibly upset over a topic that i know much about, and if you mean that i am irate or whatever incensed emotion that one can get over typing on a message board.... naw i'm chill sippin on a woodchuck waiting on some fries reading king diamond guitar tabs

 

 

 

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psssh duct tape is so 1980.

 

 

its all about high impact but flexible plastics these days...........nothin beats the feeling of riding on a longboard on a bumpy downhill with the tip of your dick vibrating half an inch inside the rectum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nothing

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longboarding is fucking lame.

 

its 3 times as lame if you have dreads.

 

its 6 times as lame if you are longboarding to class with dreads.

 

its 9 times if you are longboarding to class with boardshorts on and dreads.

 

fucking dorks get off their board 4-6 feet before a curb to pick it up and continue, waste of time.

 

most have horrible pushing style and generally look bad. fuck them.

 

i dont like it.

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psssh duct tape is so 1980.

 

 

its all about high impact but flexible plastics these days...........nothin beats the feeling of riding on a longboard on a bumpy downhill with the tip of your dick vibrating half an inch inside the rectum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nothing

 

I just laughed so hard I nearly decided to punch my girl in the kidney.

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Recently it seems like everyone wants to get a longboard

to me i think people wanna get it cause its like skateboarding

but doesnt require much skill besides staying on the board.

Some douche was getting on the plane in front of me carrying

a longboard and had a mullet with blond tips in the back.

 

oh yea and pretty sure the dude had a cut off jeans jacket

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i ride a stacy peralta warptail around and i surf the fuck out of hills on that little bitch,perfect for cutting pedestrians and traffic.i dont see how or why youd rock a big-ass longboard in the city,99% of those dudes also keep their trucks tight as fuck,defeating the whole purpose of having the thing.i was skating my 80's cabalerro in toronto last spring,and a dude asked me if it was a short longboard?!?!?!?im not hatin,but a lot of these kids are obviously buying into the fad without knowing the ropes.they act like they dont need to learn how to skate before buying a 6 foot board which they look ridiculous pushing on.theyd be better off buying a pig or a pool deck with loose indys and some soft wheels.

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naw but i rock gull wings..... dont be mad cause you got bitch legs and cant get higher than 2 inches.

 

 

truth be told i can push mongo ....so what.....does anybody here shitting on longboarding really have a point or are you just grouping everybody into a lump sterotype?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:spin: :spin:

 

 

TPWLRFFL.... TIGHT PANTS WEARING LONG BOARD RIDING FAGGOT FOR LIFE.. WI CHAPTER

WE PUSH MONGO

BANGIN OUR BONGO

20 FOR A DIME OF SHAKE

GET HYPHY SHAKING OUR DREADS BY THE LAKE

 

CAUSE WE PUSH MONGO

DONT SEE NOTHIN WRONG YO

20 MPH IN THE SUBURBS

KEEP MY CAR LOCKED DRIVING THROUGH THE GHETTO

DONT HATE CAUSE WE GO MONGO

UMAD CAUSE YOU GETTING STYLED ON BY HIPSTERS

 

WE PUSH MONGO

SALVIA IN MY BONG YO

KENNY G IN MY HEADPHONES

STOPPIN TWO FEET BEFORE A CURB

BUT I GOT MY HELMET ON YA HEARD

I CAN PLOW THROUGH ROCKS AND STONES

KNEE AND ELBOW PADS SO I DONT BREAK MY BONES

 

WE PUSH MONGO

WE PUSH MONGO

 

SHOUTS OUT TO MONEESHA AND TYREL DOWN THE BLOCK YO

 

 

WORD TO YA MOTHA I'M OUT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TO THE BEAT OF THIS SONG

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