Hayabusa Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 first, i cut my finger with probably the savagest knife we got in the house while slicing watermelon at 1am after work. The shit WONT STOP BLEEDING! the cuts real deep i think i came close to slicing a piece off... Im washing it off its a mess, ridiculous, finally put pressure on and taped that shit up. It hurts and my hand feels kinda tinlgy, hopefully itll be good by morning THEN, My antivirus says its blocked an 'attack' on my computer, shortly followed by a pop up saying: you have a trojan on your computer, and we cant get rid of it! YAY! now im doing the mad dash to back up everything before i gotta re install windows and start from scratch. Awesome to make matters worse, i tried using google to see some tips on handling deeper cuts and because of the virus, EVERY fucking link redirects to some bullshit ad website. fuck you PORN! this is all your fault. We are completely done professionally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Oohh man.. and you typed all that with a cut finger? Get that checked quick and goodluck man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 tingly = nerve damage? and don't trust the internet when referencing an injury or symptoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 go here download this http://free.avg.com/download-avg-anti-virus-free-edition?cmpid=fr_bn_free_670 then register for the internet security package they got and enter one of these keys.... they good till 2018 8MEH-RS47Y-82HT8-GONVA-BCCCZ-DEMBR-ACED 8MEH-RXYFD-JUV72-8922R-FTBZ6-QEMBR-ACED i havnt had any real problems since ive been using this... good shit * oh im a cook and cut myself randomly, thats what your supposed to feel its normal it happens every day in kitchens. you good to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 i always cut myself preparing meals with the ill cutlery atleast once a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 i will say i could be wrong with how i say to download the avg internet package, im kind of drunk right now but im sure you can figure it out through google if im wrong but the passwords are good, ive been using one for a while now, total system restores occured a few times before i got this and havnt had to since. /download a lot of shit oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hold the motherfucking phone... They got watermelon in Canada now?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 fuck you PORN! this is all your fault. We are completely done professionally I highly doubt that professionally or unprofessionally you'll probs be doing the hands in your pants dance within the next 24 hours /nh no mere mortal can resist the temptation that is porn. Also you will not be able to fingerbang chicks with that finger for a while sucks if it was your good hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Here, homie. Take care of that trojan http://www.emsisoft.com/en/software/free/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 rinse the cut dump an ample amount of polysporin inside seal it shut should take care of itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyhayes Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 wow sucks to be you tonight, cut my knucles open one night but I didn't realize until I'd looked down and saw my skin flapping open, fun times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 k so just woke up thing hurts like a mother.... but it finally stopped bleeding thank god. good thing im used to taping up injuries and dealing with these sort of things. the area cut is right under my nail... last time i cut my finger i cut through finger AND nail and didnt even feel it cuz of how sharp the knife was, but i think this cut went way deeper. shit is all blue. wack. anyways, im in the process of moving all my files and things for the eventual destruction of my computer. i will likely go out and get my own laptop for non internet usage in the next few days stupid PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 also, for some reason my internet is running things fine right now no virus alerts popping up, googles is cooperating... i have no clue wtf is happening at least i get to work today and get paid major cuz its holiday holla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Broskie, to avoid the linking shit just right click the lick hit copy location and then copy and paste, or you could not be a lazy nigger and do what casek said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Nigga you live in fucking Canada. Go to the hosptal and get that shit taken care of for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Nigga you live in fucking Canada. Go to the hosptal and get that shit taken care of for free. Word, you gotta love Canada. There's a downside to it though, I got a serious concussion after falling off my roof and hitting my head. I went to the ER to get it checked out, I was literally throwing up into my jacket and it still took them an hour or so to treat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I cut my thumb recently I no longer have feeling in half of it. it's crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 hope your day is better than your night man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DabneyColemanOner Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 fuck you PORN! this is all your fault. We are completely done professionally Instead of jerking off to porn, just go on networking/dating sites and meet loose women who like the Dropkick Murphy's. They're usually down for drinking and showing off their lack of gag reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Word, you gotta love Canada. There's a downside to it though, I got a serious concussion after falling off my roof and hitting my head. I went to the ER to get it checked out, I was literally throwing up into my jacket and it still took them an hour or so to treat me. shit man, you think an hour is bad? a few years back, on xmas eve i was out - very drunk - and went on tracks to touch up a piece (mistake no.1). ended up stepping off a 1ft high ledge and rolled my ankle. alcohol numbed the pain untill 8am xmas day when i dragged my hungover self to hospital... it took 4 hours for someone to tell me i had badly sprained my ankle. i was the only person waiting in the A and E department...literally just me and one receptionist who was understandably miserable and wouldnt talk to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 and slicing fingers / thumbs is an everday occurance for me... worst is when you do it cutting lemons or limes and you get the citric acid straight into it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DabneyColemanOner Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hot peppers on an open cut was one of the dumbest mistakes I ever made in the kitchen. Actually, that was 2nd dumbest. Fingering my girlfriend after cutting hot peppers was the #1 dumbest thing I've ever done after working in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Here, homie. Take care of that trojan http://www.emsisoft.com/en/software/free/ you know those sites always leave me with the feeling im sitting in a dentists office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Word, you gotta love Canada. There's a downside to it though, I got a serious concussion after falling off my roof and hitting my head. I went to the ER to get it checked out, I was literally throwing up into my jacket and it still took them an hour or so to treat me. In the US ... my ex dislocated her elbow ... was screaming the whole time she was in the ER waiting room ...Took 2 hours to get in to see someone, we were there almost a total of 5 hours. I would take an hour wait over 2 ... FOR FREE any day !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 blood on your hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Word. Sitting around for an hour isnt shit. People die because they wait so long in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 also, for some reason my internet is running things fine right now no virus alerts popping up, googles is cooperating... i have no clue wtf is happening at least i get to work today and get paid major cuz its holiday holla i'm not even getting paid extra for working holiday fuck my day : / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Word, you gotta love Canada. There's a downside to it though, I got a serious concussion after falling off my roof and hitting my head. I went to the ER to get it checked out, I was literally throwing up into my jacket and it still took them an hour or so to treat me. Nigga it only took them an hour to treat you and you're bitching about it took too long??? AAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 also, for some reason my internet is running things fine right now no virus alerts popping up, googles is cooperating... i have no clue wtf is happening at least i get to work today and get paid major cuz its holiday holla i'm not even getting paid extra for working holiday fuck my day : / Must be Canuck Day or something. Canadian holidays don't count as real holidays anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Nigga it only took them an hour to treat you and you're bitching about it took too long??? AAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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