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first, i cut my finger with probably the savagest knife we got in the house while slicing watermelon at 1am after work. The shit WONT STOP BLEEDING! the cuts real deep i think i came close to slicing a piece off... Im washing it off its a mess, ridiculous, finally put pressure on and taped that shit up. It hurts and my hand feels kinda tinlgy, hopefully itll be good by morning

 

THEN, My antivirus says its blocked an 'attack' on my computer, shortly followed by a pop up saying: you have a trojan on your computer, and we cant get rid of it! YAY!

 

now im doing the mad dash to back up everything before i gotta re install windows and start from scratch. Awesome

 

to make matters worse, i tried using google to see some tips on handling deeper cuts and because of the virus, EVERY fucking link redirects to some bullshit ad website.

 

fuck you PORN! this is all your fault. We are completely done professionally

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go here download this

 

http://free.avg.com/download-avg-anti-virus-free-edition?cmpid=fr_bn_free_670

 

then register for the internet security package they got

and enter one of these keys.... they good till 2018

 

8MEH-RS47Y-82HT8-GONVA-BCCCZ-DEMBR-ACED

 

8MEH-RXYFD-JUV72-8922R-FTBZ6-QEMBR-ACED

 

i havnt had any real problems since ive been using this... good shit

 

* oh im a cook and cut myself randomly, thats what your supposed to feel its normal it happens every day in kitchens. you good to go

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i will say i could be wrong with how i say to download the avg internet package, im kind of drunk right now but im sure you can figure it out through google if im wrong but the passwords are good, ive been using one for a while now, total system restores occured a few times before i got this and havnt had to since.

 

/download a lot of shit oner

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fuck you PORN! this is all your fault. We are completely done professionally

 

 

I highly doubt that professionally or unprofessionally you'll probs be doing the hands in your pants dance within the next 24 hours /nh no mere mortal can resist the temptation that is porn.

 

Also you will not be able to fingerbang chicks with that finger for a while sucks if it was your good hand.

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wow sucks to be you tonight, cut my knucles open one night but I didn't realize until I'd looked down and saw my skin flapping open, fun times

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k so just woke up

thing hurts like a mother.... but it finally stopped bleeding thank god.

 

good thing im used to taping up injuries and dealing with these sort of things. the area cut is right under my nail... last time i cut my finger i cut through finger AND nail and didnt even feel it cuz of how sharp the knife was, but i think this cut went way deeper. shit is all blue. wack. anyways, im in the process of moving all my files and things for the eventual destruction of my computer. i will likely go out and get my own laptop for non internet usage in the next few days

 

stupid PC

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also, for some reason my internet is running things fine right now

no virus alerts popping up, googles is cooperating... i have no clue wtf is happening

 

at least i get to work today and get paid major cuz its holiday

holla

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Broskie, to avoid the linking shit just right click the lick hit copy location and then copy and paste, or you could not be a lazy nigger and do what casek said.

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Nigga you live in fucking Canada.

Go to the hosptal and get that shit taken care of for free.

 

Word, you gotta love Canada.

There's a downside to it though, I got a serious concussion after falling off my roof

and hitting my head. I went to the ER to get it checked out, I was literally throwing

up into my jacket and it still took them an hour or so to treat me.

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I cut my thumb recently

I no longer have feeling in half of it.

it's crazy.

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fuck you PORN! this is all your fault. We are completely done professionally

 

Instead of jerking off to porn, just go on networking/dating sites and meet loose women who like the Dropkick Murphy's. They're usually down for drinking and showing off their lack of gag reflex.

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Word, you gotta love Canada.

There's a downside to it though, I got a serious concussion after falling off my roof

and hitting my head. I went to the ER to get it checked out, I was literally throwing

up into my jacket and it still took them an hour or so to treat me.

 

shit man, you think an hour is bad?

 

a few years back, on xmas eve i was out - very drunk - and went on tracks to touch up a piece (mistake no.1). ended up stepping off a 1ft high ledge and rolled my ankle. alcohol numbed the pain untill 8am xmas day when i dragged my hungover self to hospital...

 

it took 4 hours for someone to tell me i had badly sprained my ankle. i was the only person waiting in the A and E department...literally just me and one receptionist who was understandably miserable and wouldnt talk to me...

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and slicing fingers / thumbs is an everday occurance for me...

 

worst is when you do it cutting lemons or limes and you get the citric acid straight into it..

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Hot peppers on an open cut was one of the dumbest mistakes I ever made in the kitchen.

 

Actually, that was 2nd dumbest. Fingering my girlfriend after cutting hot peppers was the #1 dumbest thing I've ever done after working in the kitchen.

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Word, you gotta love Canada.

There's a downside to it though, I got a serious concussion after falling off my roof

and hitting my head. I went to the ER to get it checked out, I was literally throwing

up into my jacket and it still took them an hour or so to treat me.

 

In the US ... my ex dislocated her elbow ... was screaming the whole time she was in the ER waiting room ...Took 2 hours to get in to see someone, we were there almost a total of 5 hours.

 

I would take an hour wait over 2 ... FOR FREE any day !!!

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