LexDiamonds Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I find it incredible that people think the protein of a frozen steak will someone transfer from the steak to your eye. Its the cold you retards. It restricts blood flow and reduces the swelling and pressure. The reason why you would use a bag or anything is that its easier to "mold" around whatever your applying it to. I would imagine peas being the best because theyre so small and its easier. Fucking retards talking about your fucking eye absorbing protein through a frozen steak. Go get your GED dumbass. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Wear an eye patch and say you just got surgery and it cant be exposed to light. this is a legit idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 tell your boss the russian mafia came to your house and robbed you of everything and then punched you in your right eye to fuck up your day. just incase robbing you wouldn't piss you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Just tell your boss to suck your nuts. And to go Fuck himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 you have to have an eagle scout nibble on your upper cheeks while you do inverted pushups in a lotus leg folded position. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 at least you didn't get stabbed in the penis by a crackhead /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 just wear an eyepatch my nigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I find it incredible that people think the protein of a frozen steak will someone transfer from the steak to your eye. Its the cold you retards. It restricts blood flow and reduces the swelling and pressure. The reason why you would use a bag or anything is that its easier to "mold" around whatever your applying it to. I would imagine peas being the best because theyre so small and its easier. Fucking retards talking about your fucking eye absorbing protein through a frozen steak. Go get your GED dumbass. i LOL'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 look man, im telling you, spicey tune rolls under the eye for s substantial amount of time will bring down swelling and give your eyes nutrients to see better once its fully healed. its like carrots for rabbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 CONGRATS, YOU GOT SKULLFUCKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Tell your boss that your psycho bitch of a gf kicked your ass and if does anything to you she'll fucking kill him and use his nuts for earplugs to drown out all the voices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Oh yeah and Swindle... Keeping tabs on all of us man? i just like to know who i'm talking to. thats all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 just wear an eyepatch my nigs Exactly what i said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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