LUGR Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 you got the pilot eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 haha yes, it's not something im proud of. I get a haircut every week and keep the beard trimmed real low, so most of the time you can't tell. However, if I miss that appointment I wanna wear a SARS mask out of shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Tell 'em you're into cosplay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 "DUDE...THE GNARLY EYEBALL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 "I was in a car accident this weekend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Tell 'em you're into cosplay... HAHAHAHAH!!! That is the best cartoon show ever though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Mook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 You could call in sick/injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 just get some white and blue paint and do an ms paint job like you did on your good eye but in real life on your bad eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 punch the other one. that way at least they match, and maybe they wont notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Keep at it, It's working. Don't forget the other two thingies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Looks like your nose is also broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 i think it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plus Zero Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 call in sick for the day and let that shit rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 /story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 just get some white and blue paint and do an ms paint job like you did on your good eye but in real life on your bad eye this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 I just remembered I have a funeral tomorrow, im going to look like a fucking buster in a suit with a blackeye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Problem solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 tell them your wife beats you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Problem solved :lol: :lol: :lol: win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 pull an artie lange and say you were walking to take a leak in the middle of the night half asleep and banged into a cabinet or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 It's almost fully open now, but i think it's gone lazy or something. Settle down ladies, there is plenty of me to go around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 so far no one has managed to save my job. Just tell them it was a football/skateboarding/BMX/ accident. Or just make up some story about how some knuckleheads tried to rob you and you had to fight them off. I don't really see why you would get fired for having a black eye anyways. You're fucking Australian. Fistfighting is a part of your culture. Just tell them some cunt tried to holler at your sheila and you had to crack him with your boomarang. And he hit you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 get some gold and problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 you probably shouldnt be fighting if it could cost you your job "Hey bro what's up? Yeah I know you been dissing my graffiti and fucking my broad, but I really don't want to fight you. Why? Cause I don't want to lose my job if you give me a black eye." Can we just squash this shit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I went to a job interview with a black eye and got a job at zellers, which in turn gave me lots of free cans of rust paint.. Dont be a pussy mayn! Haha... I went to a job interview with a black eye back when I was a teenager and still got the job. I used it as a conversation piece and said I was in a car accident, and my boy who was driving is an idiot. When really, I was just fighting over a bitch. It was at fucking Denny's though. I almost wish I didn't get hired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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