lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 You read it right. Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass others By Emily Kaiser in Crime, Food We're surprised police even respond to these calls, but at least it makes for good conversation around the dinner table at home. On Monday evening, police were called to the 1300 block of Desoto Street about a "suspicious piece of pizza." The 43-year-old man demanded that police write out a police report about the slice of pizza, claiming it was left near a fence with the intent to harass. Police described the pizza slice to the Pioneer Press: "The man had found a piece of pizza that was three-quarters eaten, with bite marks in it." It was a cheese and pepperoni pizza with traditional hand-tossed crust, in case you were wondering. No other potentially harassing slices of partially eaten pizza slices were found at the scene. We can all sleep in peace tonight. http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/07/man_believed_pi.php Picture related: Terrorists eating pizza!!!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Pizza always harasses me...after i eat it and I am on the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 Pizza always harasses me...after i eat it and I am on the toilet You teh muslim extremist sympathizer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 ZA BRAH, ZAAAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Well I do eat pizza that is handmade by Turkish dudes. So I guess, yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 Well I do eat pizza that is handmade by Turkish dudes. So I guess, yes Teh pizza u iz eatin' iz supplyin' teh Taliban with moneyz dey needz ta blow up moar buildins!!!!!!1!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Well, then blow up away. Because their terrorist pizza is filled with jihad goodness. MMMmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Fucking pizza, I knew something was up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 Fucking pizza, I knew something was up.... Pretty obvious now that you think about it. All that cheesy goodness with that tomato sauce and spices.....shiiiiiiiiii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Pizza never sat right with me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 osama bin pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Haha. "Jihad goodness" Pizza is prolly my fav food. To the point I always eat to much of it in one sitting. Its not so much the can that is my aftermath problem but rather feeling every shred of mozza seping through my pores over the course of the following 12hrs. Still not a good enough reason to just say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I think I am going to get a slice of mujahideen pizza tomorrow. Its going to be awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 I'm calling Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 you wont...plus he is cool with it, i mean he wasnt even born in america and his middle name is "hussein " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Rock1t pizza. sumthin is up. sumone snitchin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 you wont...plus he is cool with it, i mean he wasnt even born in america and his middle name is "hussein " So, essentially our President is in fact A PIZZA!!!!!1!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I knew it all along. Just waiting for all you guys to figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I blame.. ..Used to always bring the hammer down on my pizza game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 FAT PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 That second picture looks like the most depressing pizza spot ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 this was the pizza at the scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 it's terrorists obviously. they hate your freedom you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I tried to warn you people in the taco thread but noooooooooooooooooooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 that pizza is "the bomb" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BruceLeroy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ta pendejo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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