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Suspicious Pizza......

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You read it right.

 

Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass others

 

By Emily Kaiser in Crime, Food

 

 

 

 

We're surprised police even respond to these calls, but at least it makes for good conversation around the dinner table at home. On Monday evening, police were called to the 1300 block of Desoto Street about a "suspicious piece of pizza."

 

The 43-year-old man demanded that police write out a police report about the slice of pizza, claiming it was left near a fence with the intent to harass. Police described the pizza slice to the Pioneer Press: "The man had found a piece of pizza that was three-quarters eaten, with bite marks in it." It was a cheese and pepperoni pizza with traditional hand-tossed crust, in case you were wondering.

 

No other potentially harassing slices of partially eaten pizza slices were found at the scene. We can all sleep in peace tonight.

 

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/07/man_believed_pi.php

 

 

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Picture related: Terrorists eating pizza!!!!!11

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Pizza always harasses me...after i eat it and I am on the toilet

 

 

You teh muslim extremist sympathizer?

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Well I do eat pizza that is handmade by Turkish dudes. So I guess, yes

 

 

Teh pizza u iz eatin' iz supplyin' teh Taliban with moneyz dey needz ta blow up moar buildins!!!!!!1!!!!!

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Fucking pizza, I knew something was up....

 

 

Pretty obvious now that you think about it. All that cheesy goodness with that

tomato sauce and spices.....shiiiiiiiiii.

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Haha.

 

"Jihad goodness"

 

Pizza is prolly my fav food. To the point I always eat to much of it in one sitting.

 

Its not so much the can that is my aftermath problem but rather feeling every shred of mozza seping through my pores over the course of the following 12hrs.

 

Still not a good enough reason to just say no.

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you wont...plus he is cool with it, i mean he wasnt even born in america and his middle name is "hussein "

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you wont...plus he is cool with it, i mean he wasnt even born in america and his middle name is "hussein "

 

 

 

So, essentially our President is in fact A PIZZA!!!!!1!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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I tried to warn you people in the taco thread but noooooooooooooooooooooo.

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