IHATEU Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 toilet paper is gross and unsanitary... steady with baby wipes since like mid 90s. fresh smelling ass and no remnants. always clean... i have moved on to Kandoos because they are flushable and smaller... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 do you have kids or just look like a fucking child when people come to the house? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 toilet paper is gross and unsanitary... steady with baby wipes since like mid 90s. fresh smelling ass and no remnants. always clean... i have moved on to Kandoos because they are flushable and smaller... Gotta do a #2??? Use wet ones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 do you have kids or just look like a fucking child when people come to the house? haha a clean child at that... but anyone that comes to my house knows this has been my steeze so they over it... plus a bunch of my friends have made the switch to the clean side anyhow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 BIDET STYLES Anyone who has been to Japan knows the toilets here rule. Madonna has them in all her houses. My ass be sparklin clean. Some toilets even make the sound of running water so you can hide any bad noises. and the blowdryer after the bidet? Nigga please, get on my level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I think I'm gonna have to step up to them Kandoo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DabneyColemanOner Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I need to get on the Kandoo kick. I was using wet wipes for a minute, but the toilet ended up clogging too often, so I stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hand + Soap + Water = No Clogs, Recyclable, Guaranteed clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hand + Soap + Water = No Clogs, Recyclable, Guaranteed clean. Now this is fucking gross. I'll pass on using my hand to get the shit off my ass. No thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whut Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I always lay a "nest" of toilet paper first to prevent splash back and skid marks on the bowl, try to take most of my shits at work so I'm getting paid for it, plus I like to use a fuck load of paper just cos I'm not paying for it. I scrunch that paper up,wipe front to back numerous times I don't care if I gotta flush the first load and wait to flush again. Oh yeah and always close the lid before I flush, read some where that a fine mist containing a percentage fecal matter comes out when you flush. Also tried those baby wipes they just felt fucken wrong didn't like that at all and still used a shit load of TP to "dry off" after using them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Am I the only one on here who wipes from side to side? I can't imagine front to back, or back to front even feeling right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whathepuck? Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Am I the only one on here who wipes from side to side? I can't imagine front to back, or back to front even feeling right. i don't even know what to say to this. how did you come up with the side to side method? ergonomics man... front to back, back hoe style. this side to side nonsense has me twisted. is there that much shit on your ass after you're done that it requires EACH FUCKING SIDE to be meticulously cleaned? also you're fucking gay for using baby wipes. and if you were real, and not an internet troll, i'd make fun of you to your face for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 dirty baby wipes gross me the fuck out. it's like a soapy shit smell. fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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