Ice Nerves Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 also i known some people who have to shower after every shit I think yall types have issues European People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 i use baby wipes cuz if not i get "dingle berries" and that shit sucks when you gotta pick em out, or when your girl/ a girl is groapping your sack and she goes a little to far and gets the "doo-doo-lint-mix" all in her palm yeh not very fun at all....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ][ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 you dont get shit on your balls bruh also i known some people who have to shower after every shit I think yall types have tissues *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whathepuck? Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 dude i wipe my ass with my hand theres no shame in that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 The fuck is a stower? Side to side. I don't know wtf people are talking about with this front to back BS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 So, a bear and a rabbit are both taking a dump in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies no, the bear says good and picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I dont 'pinch' so I have no need to wipe. Nigga you dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 "pass the tissues, we've all got issues" /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 to the folks who shower after every shit.... what happens if you are at work and have to drop a dookie? i can shit anywhere and not feel gross so the whole showering after every shit kinda blows my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 When i wipe my ass, i start at the end of my gooch to the top of my ass crack. The second wipe (if needed) is done in the opposite motion to ensure there in no build up of doodoo butter in the crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 When i wipe my ass, i start at the end of my gooch to the top of my ass crack. The second wipe (if needed) is done in the opposite motion to ensure there in no build up of doodoo butter in the crack. WUT??? Some of yall some dirty ass motherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I get it clean with tp, then have a specially dedicated sponge I use to shine that mofucka up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 WUT??? Some of yall some dirty ass motherfuckers. You jealous i have solid strokes that leave my butt cheeks as clean as a whistle?(nh) If you are an experienced ass wiper, than you should be able to handle the grease in one swipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I guess im unconventional.. jailhouse style back to front sitting lift the nutsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 You jealous i have solid strokes that leave my butt cheeks as clean as a whistle?(nh) If you are an experienced ass wiper, than you should be able to handle the grease in one swipe. Nah, nigga. you walkin round with shit on yo ass, teastaining yo drawls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 btw wetones for the win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^ yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 any small endangered animals with fur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 i run my girls dildo along my ass. and turn the lamp off when its sexual time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 lol sexual time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vex Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 wipings for yella-bellies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cola0793 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 So, a bear and a rabbit are both taking a dump in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies no, the bear says good and picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Yo! We be slappin' mad puss in southern Cali... HA HA HA I KNOW YOU KNOW... ...and if you clicked on my thread about it recently, or this one, you certainly aren't up to much... Regardless, We gettin' mad puss in Cali... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: You ain't slappin' no puss... For real, Seagullboy ain't slappin' no puss.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 WE KNOW... He doesn't even wipe his ass...let alone slap puss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 stfu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 stfu Yo Ralphy, you always lurkin' in the weakest threads... Why is that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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