esar Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i was in the car with my friend and his dad, the dad was doing charity work and driving this "mentally challenged" guy to the soup kitchen and my friend starts going on about his girlfriend. and says yeah her brothers a fucking retard. the dad just lost all expression on his face and the guy looked like he was gonna cry no one talked till we got there it was painfull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esar Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 dude what the fuck is up with you and talking about shit and other things involving shit? Seriously all i have seen you talk about is shit and shitting. BITCH his name is toiletseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 a female friend on mine told me this story. shes away at college now, 20 years old. dating a boy there. one afternoon, they were fucking and the condom somehow slipped off and i guess in the moment or excitement they didn't care, but didn't find it either. fast forward later that night, shes cheating getting fingerblasted and the random kid pulls out the condom oh god thats gnarly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i tend to live in akward situations. the last was running into my 5th grade teacher....at the porn store.....with some sorta cock necklace/mardi gras beads around my neck buying supplies for my homegirls bachlorette party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 When I was 17 I ran into my high school guidance counselor at a bar. He looked to be suffering from a serious case of teh awkwardz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 here's something awkward that happened with my phone over the weekend that has me riddled with douche chills and basically hiding all day today. Long story short, I got a phonecall from a work associate and thought I hit the red "ignore" button on my phone, then proceeded to talk shit about this person that was calling, then looked over and realized I had actually hit the green "answer" button and connected the call, so I'm sure he heard my whole rant about what a "dickhead" he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 here's something awkward that happened with my phone over the weekend that has me riddled with douche chills and basically hiding all day today. Long story short, I got a phonecall from a work associate and thought I hit the red "ignore" button on my phone, then proceeded to talk shit about this person that was calling, then looked over and realized I had actually hit the green "answer" button and connected the call, so I'm sure he heard my whole rant about what a "dickhead" he is. next time you see him just put on your cool face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serial rapist Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I worked at a coffee shop and a lady customer comes in and I'm just shooting the breeze like Serial Rapist: "How's your day going?" Lady: "Well I just woke up, you know one of those days where you just sit up in bed and say 'shit, I don't want to work today'.." Serial Rapist: "You swear like that in bed?" Lady: "........." Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awkward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 The other day a female co-worker asked me to lock up her piercing room for her, so I went in there turned out the lights etc then farted like a champ, it fucking stank so I pulled the door quick and went to lock it Her: "Hang on I forgot my jacket" Me: "..." Her: "EWWW WTF!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 here's something awkward that happened with my phone over the weekend that has me riddled with douche chills and basically hiding all day today. Long story short, I got a phonecall from a work associate and thought I hit the red "ignore" button on my phone, then proceeded to talk shit about this person that was calling, then looked over and realized I had actually hit the green "answer" button and connected the call, so I'm sure he heard my whole rant about what a "dickhead" he is. you mean THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Oh man, good laughs here, will have to read the rest of the thread now. The condom one up above is funny as hell. You know a bitch is wore out when you're fishing shit out of her pussy, dude probably found an old tire and a boot too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 This is one of the most akward memories that come to mind About 3 months ago I met a cougar online and Finally was the night we were ganna meet up. Well after drinking a few beers and watching XXX we went back to her bedroom and put on the radio and took our shit off. Well after she gave me amazing head I put on a rubber and began to fuck the shit out of her. Well she started to get loud and out of nowhere I look over and her sons standing at the door rubbing his eyes like he just woke up... Definatly an akward ass moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 In the drunk tank in jail, i farted horribly loud, and smelled like something died. i was in a small room with bout 12 people. im pretty sure it woulda been awkward if i was sober and actualy gave a shit. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 yeh dude its the drunk tank, no one else gave a shit either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Having a conversation about finances with your grandma on shrooms.. one of the hardest things ive ever done.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 haah word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Having a conversation about finances with your grandma on shrooms.. one of the hardest things ive ever done.. ahhaha i had to go to a family dinner at my grandparents house right after i just took shrooms. They kicked in right in the middle of dinner. It was weird and uncomfortable. I died a little bit in side that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 akward moment.. when you call a girl over to clean your house, or do whatever except for sex, and you brutally rape her. then you have to think of a way to ask her to leave your crib without being an asshole. that's type awkward i guess... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 eating a home cooked meal with your mom in the summer on acid. ive actually done that, not the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 a female friend on mine told me this story. shes away at college now, 20 years old. dating a boy there. one afternoon, they were fucking and the condom somehow slipped off and i guess in the moment or excitement they didn't care, but didn't find it either. fast forward later that night, shes cheating getting fingerblasted and the random kid pulls out the condom ^^^lmfao WINNNNNER^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Awkward moment: I was dating this girl and we just had sex at her place. We laid in bed for little while and eventually I needed to piss. So I went into the bathroom, flipped the lid up, and started pissing. Only thing, my dick was in split stream mode, and my piss forked like a fucking Y. So one stream is hitting a wall, and I tried to aim that into the toilet, but that pushed the other stream over and I pissed all over a magazine rack. The split stream only lasted a few seconds, but it was enough time to piss stain some fashion magazines and pee on her wall. I never told her about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 if you never told her it wasnt ackward, then its just a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 It was an awkward moment for me standing in the bathroom watching urine drip down her wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 hahahahaaa earl that happened to me countless times after fucking...NEVER TELL #Thread Reviver...Page 51 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 hate when I get caught in a lie, especially when one of my friends or GF catches me and you have to think of another lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 on my buddys 21st birthday, i got more shit faced than he did, freestyled to his mom. something like "jeanine double d's come here please, you better get down on both knees..." lol. couldnt make eye contact with her for about a week after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Saw something similar on the first page but... A few months back i was fuckin around with this broad i was trynna pork, driving around smokin and whatnot, and I had taken a few percs before i went to pick her up. Long story short she starts going to town on me off for a good half an hour while we're parked up on a random block. By this point shes already blown, jerked, done the pepper grinder move, all that...but i had the dreaded (yet awesome if ur actually beatin) dope dick. It was akward because after about 45 minutes she just looked up all weird like "is it ok if i stop and dont finish you off? My wrist kinda hurts" :lol: :lol: All in all...I was tight i couldnt bust my nut, but that was some damn good felatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 seeing someone you used to know in a public place, and you ignore each other even though you used to chill. awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 people you used to go to school with who want to talk and you just want to bail. awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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