TRILLionare Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 this 19 year old girl lives with me she's pretty much family. she is/was my little sister's bestfriend since they were like 12. she grew up and got hot, but still it's like having a hot cousin...that you remember being a little kid when you were already grown...so no smash well, she totally walked in on me watching pr0nz and asked me some question and didn't even react to it and still waited for my answer while i was talking and trying to close windows media player that shit fucked up my day so bad you might have to hit it to clear the awkward smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 you need foreplay for a hard-on? i dont know what you're getting at. but i bet you had fun looking that picture up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 the homosexuality in that picture is eminse that i asked it be deleted fucked is - your homie crashing out on the couch and still having to lock your door becuase you dont know if he is going to turn on you and rob you while youre gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 when people are making out in public and they see you staring. this happens from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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delonemonkey Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 so i just failed completely. Maybe i am just whack but 2 nights ago at my dorm i hooked up with this really fine danish girl.she would have been the best i ever had ever and it looked like it was going there but then she just stopped acting interested and i failed at bagging her, tonight is my last chance. I am just gonna be upfront about it i think, but i am fuckin mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grenoner bnc Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 keep your chin up! champ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 NOT AWKWARD FOR ME, FOR ANOTHER GUY, BUT AT WORK A SALESMAN HAS A NASTY HERPE LOOKING THING BY HIS BOTTOM LIP, AND IM USUALLY LOUD AND UP-FRONT AT WORK, SO I ASK HIM, "WHAT THE FUCK IS BY YOUR LIP? IS THAT A HERPE? U HELLA NASTY, U ATE A DIRTY GIRL OUT" AND HE JUST GAVE ME THAT LOOK THAT SOMEONE GIVES YOU WHEN YOU FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEM THEY DIDNT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW. HE JUST STARES AT ME, NO FACIAL EXPRESSION, DOESN'T SAY A WORD. AND I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A COUPLE CUSTOMERS IN SOME CARS AND THEY HEARD ME. OH WELL, I JUST WALKED AWAY. black people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 i had to teach my father-in-law how to view/ search for pr0n on the innanets. blue collar type nigga so he's not that computer literate. I then had to teach my mom-in-law so she could teach my father-in-law. AWKWARD TURTLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Im gonna go for it tonight its getting that time everyone partys at wish me god speed gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fucked is - your homie crashing out on the couch and still having to lock your door becuase you dont know if he is going to turn on you and rob you while youre gone You probably shouldn't call people like that your "homie" And Click-Clack's story just made me remember the time I caught my Mom using my computer to try and download porn for my Dad. Again, I don't really have awkward moments, but it certainly was for her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I think we got in the first 4 times you posted. You don't feel awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBMstyles Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 setup: k so i lived with my girl (goin back about 7 yrs)but we shared a bedroom with her sister. i kno shit was awkward all the time...always smashin when we "thought" she was sleeping. constantly gettting "shushed" while boning stealth mode. little sis was fine though and stacked which always had me on some perv shit to start soo anyways... story: so lil sis (16yrs old) would get up first and take a shower, when she was done my girl, (18yrs old) would take the next shower, while i stayed sleeping. one day i hear some noise and wake up a lil early to see lil sis bare ass right in front of me putting on lotion. im talking 5 ft. way, so im a lil stealthy about it even though now im at full salute and really wanted to just pop out of bed and get it crackin. we both know we have a good 20 mins until my girl is back...btw parents already at work. being the gentlemen that i am, i leave it alone and store the image up in the spank bank. a few days go by and i happen to wake up early again ( a little less of an accident this time) only to see lil sis bent over right in front of me pulling her thong up and then blow dryed her hair topless. now we all know that is not a quiet task. so at this point im thinkin this girl wants me to wake up and do the damn thing. again against better judgement i held off. this happened maybe one or two more times and it was all i could think about now. i kept having this mental battle like "dude she obviosly knows your right there, stop being a pussy" and then id be like "dude your fucked up she has no idea you been watching her"...sidenote: me and big sis already have a child together hence why im living there, i kno i kno we were young. anyways it happens again and finally im like dude dont be a bitch she knows your right there just go for it!!!...so she does her routein, gets in some lil slutty outfit for the day, takes it all off and puts on another one, not satisfied she starts to go back into the first outfit......and finally i man up and poke my head out of the blanket and say "i like the other outfit better" (its all i could muster out at that point)..and she absolutly freakked out on me!!! she was like "why the fuck are you watching me change ect.."....AWKWARD!!!....i acted groggy and was like wtf i just woke up. she didnt believe me but she never told wifey on me and still flirts with me years later...... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Dude. That is one fucked up living arrangement. You shouldve pretended to sleep walk and crawl into bed with the younger sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBMstyles Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 ha i had all kind of fucked up senerios in my head on how this was gonna play out...i guess in the end it didnt matter but you know what if i didnt say anything it would be killing me to this day...fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 setup: k so i lived with my girl (goin back about 7 yrs)but we shared a bedroom with her sister. i kno shit was awkward all the time...always smashin when we "thought" she was sleeping. constantly gettting "shushed" while boning stealth mode. little sis was fine though and stacked which always had me on some perv shit to start soo anyways... story: so lil sis (16yrs old) would get up first and take a shower, when she was done my girl, (18yrs old) would take the next shower, while i stayed sleeping. one day i hear some noise and wake up a lil early to see lil sis bare ass right in front of me putting on lotion. im talking 5 ft. way, so im a lil stealthy about it even though now im at full salute and really wanted to just pop out of bed and get it crackin. we both know we have a good 20 mins until my girl is back...btw parents already at work. being the gentlemen that i am, i leave it alone and store the image up in the spank bank. a few days go by and i happen to wake up early again ( a little less of an accident this time) only to see lil sis bent over right in front of me pulling her thong up and then blow dryed her hair topless. now we all know that is not a quiet task. so at this point im thinkin this girl wants me to wake up and do the damn thing. again against better judgement i held off. this happened maybe one or two more times and it was all i could think about now. i kept having this mental battle like "dude she obviosly knows your right there, stop being a pussy" and then id be like "dude your fucked up she has no idea you been watching her"...sidenote: me and big sis already have a child together hence why im living there, i kno i kno we were young. anyways it happens again and finally im like dude dont be a bitch she knows your right there just go for it!!!...so she does her routein, gets in some lil slutty outfit for the day, takes it all off and puts on another one, not satisfied she starts to go back into the first outfit......and finally i man up and poke my head out of the blanket and say "i like the other outfit better" (its all i could muster out at that point)..and she absolutly freakked out on me!!! she was like "why the fuck are you watching me change ect.."....AWKWARD!!!....i acted groggy and was like wtf i just woke up. she didnt believe me but she never told wifey on me and still flirts with me years later...... IRL LOLZORZ PROPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 setup: k so i lived with my girl (goin back about 7 yrs)but we shared a bedroom with her sister. i kno shit was awkward all the time...always smashin when we "thought" she was sleeping. constantly gettting "shushed" while boning stealth mode. little sis was fine though and stacked which always had me on some perv shit to start soo anyways... story: so lil sis (16yrs old) would get up first and take a shower, when she was done my girl, (18yrs old) would take the next shower, while i stayed sleeping. one day i hear some noise and wake up a lil early to see lil sis bare ass right in front of me putting on lotion. im talking 5 ft. way, so im a lil stealthy about it even though now im at full salute and really wanted to just pop out of bed and get it crackin. we both know we have a good 20 mins until my girl is back...btw parents already at work. being the gentlemen that i am, i leave it alone and store the image up in the spank bank. a few days go by and i happen to wake up early again ( a little less of an accident this time) only to see lil sis bent over right in front of me pulling her thong up and then blow dryed her hair topless. now we all know that is not a quiet task. so at this point im thinkin this girl wants me to wake up and do the damn thing. again against better judgement i held off. this happened maybe one or two more times and it was all i could think about now. i kept having this mental battle like "dude she obviosly knows your right there, stop being a pussy" and then id be like "dude your fucked up she has no idea you been watching her"...sidenote: me and big sis already have a child together hence why im living there, i kno i kno we were young. anyways it happens again and finally im like dude dont be a bitch she knows your right there just go for it!!!...so she does her routein, gets in some lil slutty outfit for the day, takes it all off and puts on another one, not satisfied she starts to go back into the first outfit......and finally i man up and poke my head out of the blanket and say "i like the other outfit better" (its all i could muster out at that point)..and she absolutly freakked out on me!!! she was like "why the fuck are you watching me change ect.."....AWKWARD!!!....i acted groggy and was like wtf i just woke up. she didnt believe me but she never told wifey on me and still flirts with me years later...... haha atleast you didnt fuckin go for it. damn better luck next time rigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Should of introduced them both to my good friend Mr. Chloroform Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I was dating my now wife for about a month or so and I was still living at mama dukes crib. Had my girl but ass naked giving me a striptease, dancing and whatnot and then out of nowhere....KNOCK KNOCK! Loud as hell, my mom walks in, sees my girl naked dancing around and i'm in my boxers (with the socks on of course). My mom starts yelling and told my girl to " get your fucking clothes on and get your whore ass out!" My girl wouldn't come over for months...i felt super awkward around my mom for awhile and I know my girl did for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I think we got in the first 4 times you posted. You don't feel awkward. All I got from your posts is that you're a cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I have too many awkward moments, normally they involve me farting at the wrong time and place. Chatting to the daughter of this woman I was fucking awhile ago, that was awkward whenever I saw her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 i remember my boss's wife and his daughter had come to the store to deliver this pan of lasagna she had made for the three of us in the dept. that took up for like 2 weeks while the boss was ot. anyways im on a milk crate eating a plate of this fucking lasagna and about 10 minutes into eating i realize that both my boxer shorts, and my dickies pants had bigwholes in them and one of my balls was nearly hanging out through this fucking whole(s). hhaaha i told my boss after he left and he thought that shit was funny too, they were standing directly accross from me so i know they caught the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nevermind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 LOL @ Danny Fonts story, fucking priceless with the inner dialogue going back n forth hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillysmostwanted Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 really anytime ive been caught red handed writing on someone property... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 ] awkward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 a female friend on mine told me this story. shes away at college now, 20 years old. dating a boy there. one afternoon, they were fucking and the condom somehow slipped off and i guess in the moment or excitement they didn't care, but didn't find it either. fast forward later that night, shes cheating getting fingerblasted and the random kid pulls out the condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 ^that kids face must have looked like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 really anytime ive been caught red handed writing on someone property... in high school my friend and i were in the bathroom/no homo, and my friend had a mop and was writing AIDS DICK on the door, while my math teacher just opens it. He was this asian nerdy guy and was like you guys havin a fun party in here? and didnt even notice what we were laughing about. We left and i dont think he figured it out yet but he did tell everyone someone wrote aids dick on the bathroom door.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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