lil_spenty Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Nothing beats telling a "your mom" joke when the mother is actually dead. Bonus points if it was recently. so this girl says your mom to my boy whos mom is dead. We always fuck around with this girl, so when we said his mom is dead she just bursts out laughing. Shes like noo hahhaa fuck you guys hahahahaha. We are like, no she really is dead . He is a really nice kid so he didnt get that pissed but still, fuckin bitch lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Making a thread thinking that no one else thought to make it and then thinking you're totally cool for being the only one to think that you thought of that thread idea, even though it was already thought of. /notmyawkwardmoment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DABAWL Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Me too. Wawa pene pasta tore me up, and I tore up this jawns bathroom something fierce. Still smashed though. wawa makes pasta? ive never seen it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I got another really good one. So my old job had mainly black people working there. We were talking about the chappel show and i was mentioning the mad real world episode. They never saw it and so i was describing it and when i was saying it was one white guy who lived in the house i paused at what to call the black people. They were like go on, what were you going to say. I was like, uhh.... thugs. It was a house full of thugs.. Then they told me i could juts say black guys. It was really fuckin akward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I got another really good one. So my old job had mainly black people working there. We were talking about the chappel show and i was mentioning the mad real world episode. They never saw it and so i was describing it and when i was saying it was one white guy who lived in the house i paused at what to call the black people. They were like go on, what were you going to say. I was like, uhh.... thugs. It was a house full of thugs.. Then they told me i could juts say black guys. It was really fuckin akward. hahahaha you were gonna say niggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 hahahaha you were gonna say niggers. lmao yeah exactly i was fuckin sweating bullets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Just say it and if they get mad say "NAH NIGGA I BEEZ FRUM DA HOOD G" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 LAST NIGHT/EARLY TODAY: so i started chattin it up with this girl like a year ago over myspace but never linked up goes she was a little meaty for me. recently started talkin to her again and she starts sending me flicks. new ones. lookin bomb diggy no doubt. peled back those extra 15 lbs, just hit 19. goin out all the time, blah blah blah. chick had a mad soft spot for me when i first started talking to her. a year ago. SUB-PLOT: i was dating a girl for like a year at this time when i started chattin it up with myspace chicky. girl im going out with opens up my laptop, i hadnt signed out. reads like 50 back n fourths with this chick. complete with meet up plans and lingo i was using i only use with girl i was dating. shit was messy, led to a huge meltdown and subsequent breakup with girl i was dating. anyways. back to LAST NIGHT. - so. i start throwing this charm on to her last night. talkin all this "yo, your so beautiful i want to make you mine. i want to spend time with you, hold you. protect you. BLAH BLAH BLAH. shes gettin all emotional and becoming the puddy in myh hands i was softening up for the kill. THEN. as im layin down the bs with myspace chick over msn, this bird i naled awhile back pops up sayin shes bored yadda yadda yadda. so i said, shit come by watch a movie. shes game. so i come back to myspace chick and say, "this is absolutely horrible timing but i have to go bail a friend out on the other side of town, i want you to know i miss you. care about you and want you to call my own. shes like "ok, stay safe and text me when you and your friend are ok" i said you bet. so bird comes over to watch a movie, keep in mind. this girl is 27, italian and from burnaby. myspace chick is 19, white and from a part of coquitlam(which is like 25 minutes from where this bird from burnaby resides) we watch a bit of the movie, i start invading her mouth. titts, then vaj. we go upstairs, i put on a performance diggler himself would be proud of. finish, go finish up movie. as were watching my phone beeps, i text back. i could tell bird seen what i was writing so i kept it pretty g rated. it was to the 19yr old. we fuck again after movie, i can see bird is getting restoked on me seein as i havnt seen her inna while and imma charm machine when i wanna be. THIS MORNING: 19yr old texts me, how was your night. sleep well? i dont answer, i was up late boning the 27 yr old. then i get a text from 27yr old "i gotta ask you a question" i respond "ok" she texts, "how do you know Laura" (19yr old) i keep my cool, remember she seen me text. assume shes fishin around to see how many birds on the go i have right now. i respond "whcih one? i know two" she says, "the one you were texting last night" again, i assume shes just fishin around. i say "oh, thru some people" she goes "shes one of my closest friends" now im like WHATHEFUCK. this bitch is a pyscho trying to dupe me into thinking she knows the girl i was texting, theres NO CHANCE this chick could know the 19yr old. age, nationality, where they live. this bitch is NUTS. so i play along(or so i think) and say "oh kool, ya shes nice" im like damn, this 27yr old is getting deleted off my phone/comp/email instantly tryin to move in on me like this with lies and whatnot. THEN. i get a text from the 19yr old. "so how was FUCKING Luisa last night" i just shook my head, grinned, realized i was completely BEAT with the 19yr old and probably the 27 yr old aswell because the shit i was sayin to the myspace girl was wifey shit. the italian just gets dick. AWKWARD?!? i think not. but i will say this, never underestimate your opponent. that will only equate to bitter losses and less vagoo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Porn star fucks 24 year old virgin Just watch it lol http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=13cf5eaa496d51fea640 awwwwkward # 75 visits from http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=130712&page=4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 wawa makes pasta? ive never seen it It came in one of those little plastic containers in the jawn with all the Potato salad and hardboiled eggs and pre-made sandwiches and shit. This was like 10+ years ago though. If they still make that shit, I don't recomend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 i am cursed with every day awkwardness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 LAST NIGHT/EARLY TODAY: - so. i start throwing this charm on to her last night. talkin all this "yo, your so beautiful i want to make you mine. i want to spend time with you, hold you. protect you. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. . what the fuck is this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Clearly you aint got no game son. And here's a reminder of that: i am cursed with every day awkwardness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 What a fucking homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Nothing worse than sending a text to the wrong person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Porn star fucks 24 year old virgin Just watch it lol http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=13cf5eaa496d51fea640 awwwwkward HOLY SHIT I had to bump this again. soooo fucking awkward. props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Yesterday afternoon: I passed out from heat exhaustion at my friends house. Prior to passing out, I slammed into all her pictures on her wall, knocking them all down and getting a cut on my forehead. EDIT: WOW AT THAT VIRGIN! Fucking weirddddddddddddddddddd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainframe Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 This kinda happened to me at a chick's house the next morning. Her friend was dropping off a couple little kids to get babysat and as I sat on the toilet attempting (unsuccessfully) to quietly defuse the methane bomb in my ass I could hear this little 2 year old kid outside laughing and saying "the MAN makes funny noises!" Luckily he then proceeded to try and wrestle the cat, so I came out to him crying and the ladies doting over him instead of an awkward silence. Crisis averted. I also ripped a few pretty loud a couple times while I was half-conscious in bed the night before though, that was kinda awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 this 19 year old girl lives with me she's pretty much family. she is/was my little sister's bestfriend since they were like 12. she grew up and got hot, but still it's like having a hot cousin...that you remember being a little kid when you were already grown...so no smash well, she totally walked in on me watching pr0nz and asked me some question and didn't even react to it and still waited for my answer while i was talking and trying to close windows media player that shit fucked up my day so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 ...and then i told the girl congrats on the baby and she said what baby HURR HURRRRR HURRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black kerouac Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 this 19 year old girl lives with me she's pretty much family. she is/was my little sister's bestfriend since they were like 12. she grew up and got hot, but still it's like having a hot cousin...that you remember being a little kid when you were already grown...so no smash well, she totally walked in on me watching pr0nz and asked me some question and didn't even react to it and still waited for my answer while i was talking and trying to close windows media player that shit fucked up my day so bad She clearly wants to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 dont you fuck your cousin? all people i know did that shit on some fucked up family party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 shortly after i got caught with grandma porn, my family was out at a restaurant eating, we had an old waitress and my mom asked me in front of everybody "is she your type???". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie'sElement Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 shortly after i got caught with grandma porn, my family was out at a restaurant eating, we had an old waitress and my mom asked me in front of everybody "is she your type???". THIS a miliion times over...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 shortly after i got caught with grandma porn, my family was out at a restaurant eating, we had an old waitress and my mom asked me in front of everybody "is she your type???". Hahah awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 dont you fuck your cousin? all people i know did that shit on some fucked up family party INBREEDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 you just didnt get your cousins pussy hater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 this 19 year old girl lives with me she's pretty much family. she is/was my little sister's bestfriend since they were like 12. she grew up and got hot, but still it's like having a hot cousin...that you remember being a little kid when you were already grown...so no smash well, she totally walked in on me watching pr0nz and asked me some question and didn't even react to it and still waited for my answer while i was talking and trying to close windows media player that shit fucked up my day so bad yes, smash that! dont feel bad about it either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 your all missing the point, shes not even his cousin, its his sisters friend. tap that shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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