absolute.despair Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 *crackteeth thats really cool. i want some little companions so bad. the owner of the house i live in is very allergic to cats so i cant have any which sucks, he said i can have a dog here and i will soon but i drink to much and we have a really small backyard so i just cant get myself to get one being afraid i will be a irresponsible father... i have purchased dog bowls, a brush, tennis balls, a leash, got a link on a kennel if i need it, nail clippers, a food holder and scooper and a bunch of other shit thats been sittin there and has never been used for when i feel i can take a little guy in. i will say i am the happiest when im hanging out with animals, domesticated or wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25857046-401,00.html ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 def. get one 'that matches your energy level' like the dog whisperer guy says (my girl loves that show). that's the biggest thing ever. i'm a sort of low-key guy with his huge bursts of energy, so cats and stuff like that suit me better. i love dogs, but i just don't have enough space for one. i live in the middle of the city, so i can get away with having 3 cats and a bunny in an apartment, but not a dog, though i love them. ....but if i had the chance, i'd get a german shep., or a pomeranian. my grandmother's had one for a few years and it's awesome. doesn't bite, doesn't whine, doesn't bark, just likes to be snuggled and go for walks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Twinky, there is finally a device to enhance your perverse love life. nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 i will say i am the happiest when im hanging out with animals, domesticated or wild. i feel that. i spent my 21st birthday at a dog kennel with with my friend getting stoned and playing with dogs all night instead of touching a drop of booze. best birthday i've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Is there such thing as 'joking' with your dog? one time my dog opened up a box of 12 individually wrapped cookies and hid them each in a different hiding spot pretty good hiding spots. the last 6 were hard as shit to find. i'm not sure if he thought he was going to go back, open them and eat them at a later point in time or if he was just punking me i think it was both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 fuck dogs rule. i saw this lady yelling and hitting her dog few months back made me real mad went and yelled in her face and she quit, beating on shit smaller than you is real weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 my best friend ever... was abused with the cuddles today, he's no longer around, RIP Larry :( me and a crazy parrot at the pdx zoo a long time ago... i was actually abused by the parrot, foto was taken merely moments before it bit the fuck out of me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Nice wallet chain bro. My dog bit the fuck out my friend and I punched him in the face. He totally deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Nice wallet chain bro. ya it kept me from losing my wallet for a while, it definately served its purpose while i had it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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absolute.despair Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 wait, are you comming at me with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 king status he claimed i miss you you sonofabitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 a hot asian girl kissing toki king status like a boss sexual abuse by a stuffed rabbit he loves me even when i play video games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocinhajj Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i abuse my cats with to many hugs...i agree love it when cats purr and do silly stuff..and yes they are great bed warmers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 What the fuck is a favela? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^^^^^^^^^^^^A FAVELA is a collection of dirty ass huts where the poor folk in south america build and live in. The inside of a favela looks similar to crackteeths house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 when i met my girl she had a bordercollie and a husky.. she'd have to take them outside at the same time on leashes for them to 'go'.. within a few weeks i had both dogs trained to stay in the yard and come inside when i whistle.. the husky died a few years ago. i just a got a rescued rottie, she was dehydrated, starving and overbreed.. the vet said she almost 2 years old, crazy ass dog.. she chased birds rabbits cats, everytime i let her ouside.. everytime she leaves the yard i hollar, chase her down, bring her back to my yard, smack her thigh meat as soon as she's in the yard, tell her to stay in the yard.. it worked, after a week of that she stays in the yard. she'll sit there and watch cats walk by or the family of groundhogs in the alley and couldn't care less anymore about leaving the yard.. one of the times i smacked her... she ran onto the road and chased a car( the only 1 time she did, and it was the same color as my girl's car, who wasn't home at the time) but when i got her back to the yard and i smacked her, i heard a neighbor go 'what the fuck' so , 'what the fuck', i don't think it's abuse.. it's not like i beat her for no reason, or hit her hard enough to hurt anything but her feelings.. if she responded to my voice the way the other dogs had, she'd be smacks free, but she doesn't.. so is it better for my dog to run the neighborhood and kill cats or get hit by burgundy cars.. or better for me to hurt her feelings and slap her thigh? she was abused before.. the first time i had to drop my voice on her she puddled, but she responds to me after i smack her with lots of affection and 'nub' wagging like she's sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I wouldn't smack another dog in my life to smash her tonsils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 our dog is a rescue dog, so even when we punnish him he just enjoys the attention because he was neglected i was trained in training problem dogs, specifically large breed (75+ lbs) dalmatians, which are the most unruly dogs ever the way i was taught to discipline was to hold them down on the floor, get on top of them, and hold their mouths shut - forcing them to breathe through their nose which is very uncomfortable because their noses are not designed as a primary air source like ours - they cant suffocate or get hurt, but they dont like it if the dog is still a problem, you stare it in the eyes while you do this - usually this completely dominates the most challenging dogs - being immobilized with you on top, having their breathing restricted slightly lowers their heart rate and adrenaline, and being unable to break your challengng gaze will break their will to fight... \ but sometimes this is not enough and you have to swat their nose to simulate a dominating dog fight it may look cruel, but dogs can be dangerous and they ARE animals, and sometimes you have to bring it to their level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 very true, when i'd smack her, i'd hold her collar with my thumb, her snout with the same hand and smack her while i look into her eyes and drop my voice and now i can slap all my dogs in the face, from across the room, with just my eyes.. the rotties been good, she even 'plays' dominate with me and will put my face in her mouth when i tell her to, but only if i tell her to 'give me a bite'.. i'm very pleased with her recently.. she's even becoming a reliable guard dog.. she wouldn't bark when we first got her (except for 1 time haha) but now she growls and barks at the door... my border collie growls on command... i love dogs!!! i wanna run a grooming kennel some day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 My dog is a k-9 trained german shepherd...(shes a female so they don't allow her in the force) and all I have to do to 'punish' her is look at her and grunt and she puts her ears back and sits down and lifts her left paw to signal that shes sorry.. Christ, my dog is so awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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