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Txt a girl and aks if you "can tap dat?"

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her- ooof. and youre sure she and i dont know each other? i mean, theres only so many wizard lovers in one city...

 

DNA- few wizardry lovers know about me! am i not more magical than thou beloved early man or thou beloved valient thor?

 

DNA- they are but mages in the school of knowledge i posess of thou vagina!

 

DNA- Bringeth thou teets upon thy cock for i will treat thee with the glory of goddessness and thou sall also recieve gifts from a fellow wench in which thou....(160 characters...had to do 2 texteses)....will also spray divine liquids upon the ficade of thee faces for which they deserveth! come now my fawn! cum with us!

 

her-you sir, ARE well versed in the ins and outs of nether regions...ive always wondered if i'de be good at eating pussy....wow. i literally have my vibrator in my hand as we speak.

 

DNA-what are you doing with it?...pics or it didnt happen?

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Oh **** bro you got ******* served like the ****** ***** you ******* are, *****.

 

 

 

 

Ahahahahahha.

 

I just got done negapropping him for censoring is own post, then I seen this. :lol:

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more to come later on

 

on the real deals texting. not just interwebz

 

danielle! says:

hey

WHOMPWHOMP says:

yo. put the phone up to your butt

danielle! says:

?

WHOMPWHOMP says:

cuz this is a booty call

can i tap that?

danielle! says:

why are you awake

its so early

WHOMPWHOMP says:

the best part of waking up is folgers in your you gon get raped

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fuck did i do?!!

you know how i know your gay...

the girl said she was playing with a vibrator and you did nothing...

(well knowing you, you probably did something but not the right thing like go fuck that broad)

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i dont even have a cell phone to do this shit if i wanted to.

 

this is how detroits mayor got in some shit anyway. some bitch gets raped and murdered tonight, and youre prime suspect with text records talking about wizards fucking wenches sprinkled with fairy dust. you fail in court.

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me: can i tap dat?

her: are you really THAT drunk this early?

me: im not even drunk.

her: why do you ask then?

me: can i tap dat?

her: that sounds stupid.

me: yer stupid.

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me-can i tap that

her-what?

me-i can be there in about ten minutes

her-you have ignored me for months now out of the blue you wanna fuck?

me-why not we've done it before

me-you have said you always liked it

her-well... true

me-actually, nevermind its hot as hell and im sweating balls just sitting here txting

 

1 hour later

her-umm... you there?

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me - can i tap that?

- dude, it's mike...

me- fuck, well ummmmm, is your sister home?

- we're cousins you freak.

me- want to grab a beer?

- no.

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me-can i tap that

her-what?

me-i can be there in about ten minutes

her-you have ignored me for months now out of the blue you wanna fuck?

me-why not we've done it before

me-you have said you always liked it

her-well... true

me-actually, nevermind its hot as hell and im sweating balls just sitting here txting

 

1 hour later

her-umm... you there?

 

THATS MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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