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Txt a girl and aks if you "can tap dat?"

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honestly wasnt expecting this.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TommyPillfingers again.

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

i'd try this shit

 

 

but i'm fucking drunk. and the last thing i need to wake up to is ruined friendships + girls who aren't hot enough to fuck expect some dick and blowing my phone up for the rest of the summer

 

 

also don't want ex's expecting dick

 

etc. etc. etc.

 

 

maybe tomorrow ootnz, maybe tomorrow

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i just tried it with facebook chat..

 

here is the girl...she is a junior high school teacher..

friend of my friend..haha met her once..

 

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pffft: hey girl..can i tap that ass??

 

girl: ***** that is rude!

 

pffft: i was told to ask that

 

girl: by whom?

 

pfffft; some people, so can I??

 

girl: what if i say no?

 

pffft: thats ok but can ?

 

girl: Well, everybody keeps telling me how hot you are

 

 

pfft: you met me

 

 

girl: i have no feelings.

 

AHAHAH

MAYBE JUST MAYBE.

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WAY TO TROLL 4CHAN, FAGGOT!

 

 

stoled off 4chan!

YUP!

 

i have screen capture of when they that started today. thought about posting it. but haters were hatin. ah, fuck them ninjas. it is post to be "first broad on ur contact list".not any broad. this fool is skurred. im not in a position to post some shit like that so i didnt. i gotta good girl. cant play games. but if i did...hahah...i looked too....im almost...almost sure my 1st female contact would hollar back....and i aint fucked with her yet...hahaha...would have been goooood tooooo, but im tryin to be good. a grown ass man....hahaha..errrgghhh....maybe ill get used to it one day...but i aint sittin easy man...out. fuck ALL

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DNA_-want some?

 

DNA-some proper cock?

 

her- hahaha oh you tell me!

 

DNA-My cock is ready! And my broad is assed out right. Now. Just heald some hair back. you need some proper fucking?

 

-waiting for reply

 

DNA-Arrggghh! i hate my. Dick. I want to cut it off.

 

her-If you cut that beautiful beast off, i will cry cry cry at the funeral.

 

her-you know where i am! we can keep talkin about your cock tho!

 

DNA- i thought you were out of town with ur man?

 

her-i was. got back at 3am in time for work at the bar....so you saw the sickening pics?!

 

DNA-What pics!? Pron on Bookface!?

 

BTW this girl has an amazing ass! just saying. i have to be a faggot and bail at some point.

 

 

her-oh yeah. kissyface pics. i dont think he.ll ever attempt to put it in my butt.

 

DNA-That was my 1st goal once i laid my hands uponeth thy fine buttocks!!

 

Are uou kidding?! Why is his face not burried in ur ass right now?! FAGGOTRY!!

 

 

 

to be continued.....

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i just tried it with facebook chat..

 

here is the girl...she is a junior high school teacher..

friend of my friend..haha met her once..

 

6334_618369311031_25010471_36430219_5990852_n.jpg

 

4643_610685838771_25010471_36065611_8122682_n.jpg

 

 

pffft: hey girl..can i tap that ass??

 

girl: ***** that is rude!

 

pffft: i was told to ask that

 

girl: by whom?

 

pfffft; some people, so can I??

 

girl: what if i say no?

 

pffft: thats ok but can ?

 

girl: Well, everybody keeps telling me how hot you are

 

 

pfft: you met me

 

 

girl: i have no feelings.

 

AHAHAH

MAYBE JUST MAYBE.

 

You the dude with the "Little Celtics Fan" bib?

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i am queens boulevard said:

can i tap that?

 

i am queens boulevard says:

can i tap that?

luluuuu says:

tap what?

i am queens boulevard says:

dat ass

luluuuu says:

haha

i am queens boulevard says:

so thats a yes?

luluuuu says:

oh maybe

i am queens boulevard says:

that sounds like a cocktease answer

luluuuu says:

;)

i am queens boulevard says:

/repeats

luluuuu says:

/taps nose.

i am queens boulevard says:

ahhh wut

luluuuu says:

ive wanted to but you know what ryans like

i am queens boulevard says:

haha are you actually serious?

luluuuu says:

um yes arent you?

i am queens boulevard says:

LOL no, im going to post this on the internet.

luluuuu says:

WTF NO U ARE FUCKING NOT!!!!

i am queens boulevard says:

get money

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haha twinky...hahahaha...

 

 

storiy continued....

 

DNA-did he lose his cawk thru propellrs while fixin his boat?!

 

HER-ALSO, I only get to see hium every 2 weeks! My libido has serioius problems with that!!

 

DNA- what's a hium?

 

her- him him! i only get laid 2 out of 14 days! Aaaaaaa!

 

DNA- youre into broads right?

 

her- Ive never gone there.

 

DNA-My girl is.she would liek you. but knowing we already know each other. she's jealous but not uptight. ide love to watch you eat her out.

 

DNA-or visa versa. while i make up for what ever you yall lack in meat stck. for real!

 

her- hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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oh shit!

DNA- ide love tto fuck ur mouth then fuck hers while yall scissor each other. i want to lay on my back while you both ur [pussies slide across my dick

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oh shit!

DNA- ide love tto fuck ur mouth then fuck hers while yall scissor each other. i want to lay on my back while you both ur [pussies slide across my dick

 

i still hope this is good ole fashioned trolling.

 

or else...

 

shit just got creepy.

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oh shit!

DNA- ide love tto fuck ur mouth then fuck hers while yall scissor each other. i want to lay on my back while you both ur [pussies slide across my dick

 

so you're just telling her all this shit for no reason?

 

rad man, you're bad ass.

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oh shit!

DNA- ide love tto fuck ur mouth then fuck hers while yall scissor each other. i want to lay on my back while you both ur [pussies slide across my dick

 

 

DNA- too much?

 

her-not too much. not too much. youre killing me!!!

 

DNA- she'e fucking hot like you. yall liek the same bands and shit too. Arrrggghhh! groupies for wizards and shitbags liek me. im nervous about it. but i think i can handle it.

 

DNA- you will cum. hard. im obsessed now. i want this. hahah. fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

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