CALIgula Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I don't go in for fancy breakfasts. me neither...im usually a bowl of honey nut cheerios and 1% milk type of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Here's one I haven't fucked with in awhile: 1 can of vegetarian chili a block of cream cheese from the grocery store shredded cheddar-half a bag(those ones with the mini ziploc at the top, you know) salt and pepper, hot sauce melt it all together, stir, you got cheesy bean dip. Yeah, I've made variations on that. Usually I'll use a package of taco seasoning from the health food store, pintos and shredded jack. It gets pretty gnarly when you get to the bottom of the container, though. One thing that I used to drink that grossed people out was Coke, pineapple juice and rum (the Coca-colada?) I haven't had one in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 :lol: asian people. I think this is how the joke started for them: We got a projector in the bar downstairs, I was watching 'Trading Places' while prepping the bar and the chef sees Eddie Murphy on the screen handling stocks and wearing a suit. Dude was like "Oh-bah-mah! Oh-bah-mah!" :lol: seriously, on the late night in there when the kitchen's shut down, the rice cooker is still turned on so I've gotten pretty shameless with teh steamed white rice and soy sauce as a drunken meal. Add some chili oil, rice vinegar, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I think you can put practically any condiment on rice and it will turn out okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 not ketchup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 or mustard. trading places...good movie by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medznsc Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I mix oe and orange juice, that's original brass monkey good on summer days, but the burps smell foul fucking good to know knowlege is power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 SMELL MY DICK!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shai Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 not ketchup or mustard. Not entirely true. A little Chinese mustard is okay. Ketchup? That's a somewhat harder case to make, but I know plenty of people that do it. In a way, it seems like it wouldn't be too far off from Spanish rice if you added a little Tapatio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 i made up this baking cheese based off a few other recipes i had seen 1cup water 3tablespoons nutritional yeast 2tablespoons quick-cooking rolled oats (microwave oatmeal) 2tablespoons tahini (sesame paste) 1tablespoon cornstarch 1teaspoon onion powder 1teaspoon raw cashews, ground 1/2teaspoon mustard powder 1/4teaspoon salt Combine everything in a blender, blend until smooth. Drizzle over before baking Ive used this for lasagne, baked mac n' cheese, or over some marinara on top a french bread half for a tasty pizza. I think its awesome..:cool: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 it's not menudo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 dont tell your roommate he looks like the guy on the left, i dont think he liked it very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 feta cheese smells like trenchfoot but tastes amazing, wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Chicken intestine satay Deep fried chicken intestine Tasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 leftover spaghetti + marinara tossed in frying pan and scrambled with eggs - i'll basically add eggs to anything and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I like how in every food thread, even one that is about ridiculously shitty/broke white people food, 50 tries to impress people with her palette and/or stupid stories about wholefoods. Did you even look at the thread and realize its about bojangles terrible eating habits and his hope that other people would share their disgusting redneck concoctions, or did you just see the title "disgusting but delicious" and run to google image search to find like the 15th picture of foie gras that you've posted in here since you went to the french laundry? edit: ha, kimjungilla beat me to it. must spread rep. im juss saying its disgusting and delicious like the thread title. like velveta. disgusting, but delicious! and im sorry but i think im obessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 7-11 cheeseburger big bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 you eat some nasty shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 mother fucking hot pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 word up on pepperoni hot pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 disgusting but delicious : foie gras This looks like it's sitting on a gigantic skid mark. And don't try to save face with Hot Pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I'm 90% sure I saw these pants for sale at American Apparel the other day (disclaimer-I was there with some friends, not shopping for anything for myself)... ...anyway, back to food- there's a vegan pimento dip I've used as a cheese substitute before, it's pretty good. I think Annie's makes it, you can get it at Whole Foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 You might remember me as the man who brought you cow tongue . Cow toungue is the shit! we cook it and slap it in tacos called "tacos de Lengua". Also, Cow head "Tacos de cabesa" Honestly, if they served you that and not tell you what it is, you would like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 i think i may smoke some pot and make this tonight, i can imagine the face the woman at the grocery store will give me.... maybe if this actually happens i should make it a point to walk to the hottest girl who is running a register and do it, and maybe get like 14 candy bars to top it off and inform her of the recipe... then ask her out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 And serve your creation to her. Surprise! Or force feed it to her in the parking lot when she get's off work for a real surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 i know we fucking get it, you ate some fancy shit... shut the fuck up about it already and quit trying to find every little excuse to talk about it its really fucking pathetic Haha talk about holding on to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Phew! 4 pages. I had a lot of catch up reading to do. Let's see what I cook up tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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