MrChupacabra Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Hahaha, worst advice ever. Dude's second sexual experience is going to be creaming his jeans before the girl can even get into them. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 If you were smart, you would have said "Your mouth. Use your mouth, I swear it will work!" ^this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I have blacked out during sex, it's always real awkward in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Huh??? Wut??? You went back to your tent for a "hand job"??? Why didn't you tell the dumb bitch to put it in her mouth??? Then procede to rail the fuck out of her, like normal people do.??? Are you fucking 12??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 what are you..17? your first hj... tell us you're not over 17. for the love of god. i would put it down to the alcohol but i don't think you drank enough. unless you being a lightweight was an understatement. when people get drunk they tend to last for longer aswell. never to drunk to fuck, always to drunk to finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I think I can honestly say that I've never brought a bitch back to the crib (or tent or whatever) with the soul intention of getting a fucking HANDJOB. I don't think I've ever even had a bitch tug on my dick without it AT LEAST ending up in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I think I can honestly say that I've never brought a bitch back to the crib (or tent or whatever) with the soul intention of getting a fucking HANDJOB. I don't think I've ever even had a bitch tug on my dick without it AT LEAST ending up in her mouth. so true! handjob is the last move before putting the cock away and pulling a full vaginal retreat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I think I can honestly say that I've never brought a bitch back to the crib (or tent or whatever) with the soul intention of getting a fucking HANDJOB. I don't think I've ever even had a bitch tug on my dick without it AT LEAST ending up in her mouth. yeah i hear this. its a cock block move. i had one girl do it to me, never saw her again. it kinda reminds me of that eddie murphy (i think?) bit where he's going on about girls who dont give blowjobs "you don't give blowjobs? bitch its 19__ they still make girls like you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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juiceposse Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Not bitten Handjobs tend to lead to sex though. I've never got a handy that didnt lead anywhere. Even on some "I'm on my rags" typa shit you still talk them into giving head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 This has happened to me a few times but there were always copious amounts of substances involved. The last time I was on like 5 hits of acid, snorted 2 oxy 80s, took some Klonopins, and did a gram of blow. I was laying in my bed with a bitch grinding on my dick and sucking it and all I could do was stare at the ceiling which was actually outer space at the time. I r teh wiNz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 This has happened to me a few times but there were always copious amounts of substances involved. The last time I was on like 5 hits of acid, snorted 2 oxy 80s, took some Klonopins, and did a gram of blow. I was laying in my bed with a bitch grinding on my dick and sucking it and all I could do was stare at the ceiling which was actually outer space at the time. I r teh wiNz we know. you made a thread about it. you dont remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 if you can't get it up after taking acid, you've got some sort of problem. i've been 30 something beers deep, but on acid i can still get it up, and beat your grandmother unconscious with my child-gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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