MrChupacabra Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 or maybe this is evolution. perhaps young rice eyes is impervious to the travesty known as the handjob. survival of the fittest type shit. This just might be the only post you've ever made that was worth reading. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 It happens. Get over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Whiskey Dick bro.. Handjobs are gay anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 The first 3 times I tried to fuck my current girl I was too fucked up, and couldn't get my dick hard. We've been together more than a year since then, and have awesome sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Hahaha, I remember new years 99 I was fucking some chick in my basement, shit faced, missionary position and I just puked right next to her. She of course got up and left, disgusted. I heard everyone upstairs counting down to midnight, and I wanted to be there too, but I was literally on the verge of alcohol poisoning and could not pull myself up off the ground. So thats how I rang in the new millenium, naked, on a cold floor next to a pile of my own vomit.:D Definately a low point in my life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 WHISKEY DICK. Dont sweat it. She was probably ugly and you didnt even realize it. You did yourself a favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 ^ Best thing you've said in awhile haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 haha, thanks for all the replies I drank a couple of 40's of old english, and I'm a really big lightweighted pussy lip, I'm guessing that was it. the look on her face when I vomitted though, I felt like a huge dick. I called her up and I explained and we're supposed to hang out tomorrow. more props to people when I'm not 24'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 You got whiskey dick and puked off of a 40? LOLWUT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Drunk and nervous about the whole thing considering it was your first time. For the first 6-7 times I had sex I couldn't blow. I think it was from nerves or wearing a condom and realising that shit is no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 wait....rice eyes....your from toronto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 You puked off ONE beer? Nigga you gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 wait....rice eyes....your from toronto? I am indeed holler if you're ever around and we can be freights together 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 lol....most definitely! i didnt know you were from toronto....ive been bumping kardinall offishall's quest for fire cd all this week too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 become* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 One beer and you vomited and had whiskey dick? What are you 4 years old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Nah dude trust me, its harder than that to get 4 year olds drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 You know whats the funniest part of this? That was the best sexual experience you have ever had.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 I don't think it's possible to get anything drunk off've ONE bottle of old english, that was a typo. thanks for all the replies though guys /end thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 You know whats the funniest part of this? That was the best sexual experience you have ever had.:lol: haha. maybe I should keep these things to myself :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 seriously the second dick problem related thread this week....anyone else having issues.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I drink a lot and I think a 40 of OE would probably make me sick...not drunk but definitely nauseated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 A lot of beer just makes my stomach hurt and not want to drink at all. I just stick to rum/vodka and sail steady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 ain't nobody give handjobs anymore shiiiiiiiit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Rice eyes. I know you've rubbed one out about this experience even though you couldn't get it up at the time. Don't try to lie about throwing up on the girl being an accident. We know about your deviant ways you sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 You better put on your sailors hat and steer the tug boat into port with your next encounter or your ass is will be forever mocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 OONTZ is with a z asshole This. And i would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 next time, dont jack off for about two weeks if you suspect youre going to be hooking up with a female. it will definitely be easier for you to get hard... ...only downside is you'll cum quick. /no homo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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