rice eyes Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I guess this is really for the guys, but the opinion of females is also welcome So, the other day started out like any other day, except I ended up going to a paint jam, where I could rep the oonts and the graff and dance. I met a girl and we ended up going to a party together later that night. we talked and stuff and eventually went outside. people we're camping over so she invited me to her tent, where she decided to give me a hand job, which would be my first (I Know, I'm lame). Only problem is that I wasn't able to get it up... :confused: She tried at 3 different occasions during the night, I was just really confused and was actually having to help her out by doing some by myself. end of story, she ended up giving up and frustrated/drunk as hell I ended up throwing up on her. That aside, is what happened to me normal? Has it ever happened to any of the guys out there? thank you ch.o /nohomo (literally) no pictures of barf covered girl though cue homo bashing 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 /nvm //noflamewaroner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 BLAME IT ON THE AL AL AL ALCOHOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Nigga you gay. Edit: Alcohol may have been a key factor for the situation. That and you gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 In the future, you might want to keep these little secrets in your pocket. My guess is that you jerk off to much, and the "stranger's hand" wasn't really working for you. If you were smart, you would have said "Your mouth. Use your mouth, I swear it will work!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Oh --and yeah, if you were completely shitfaced, maybe that was the case. I've passed out on girls twice in my life, while in the middle of an act of indecency. One time I was getting a handjob, when I was 18, and blacked out on the chick. The other time, I was going down on a chick, and passed out with my face in her crotch when I was 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 BLAME IT ON THE AL AL AL ALCOHOL... This. And most girl's idea of a handjob will require medical attention. Maybe she was just bad at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Been there, done that. At least you got down with 0ontz graffNdance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Handjobs are gay. next time slap a bitch if she plans to just give you a hj and nothing else. NOHJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 When you threw up on her that story became awesome. As far as why it happened, alcohol can mess with your boners...or maybe you weren't into the girl. It's happened to me a few times....I see it like getting a flat tire or mustard on your shirt- it's not cool or fun but it happens and it's really not the end of the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 ^^^^ Hahahaha. "It's happened to me a few times....I see it like getting a flat tire or mustard on your shirt- it's not cool or fun but it happens and it's really not the end of the world." Is incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 What REALLY sucks is when the girl takes it personally and starts freaking out. It's like "Did you not notice me doing keg stands and rum and coke bongs? Get over yourself, woman. The only thing you're guilty of is bad timing." But then you throw up on her and it's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontemptme Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 what are you..17? your first hj... nah seriously though..they arent that appealing.especially if youve gotten pussy before. you shoulda just been aggresive and slammed her face in your lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you shoulda used your Whiskey Dick against her and not you. Shoulda WWF DDT'd her ass and then proceeded to insert, with no lube, you dick into her ass. that woulda got some bloodfloow to your member. then once your 'UP and IN' you drunken ass coulda went for hours cuz the alcohol desensitived your dick enough that it didn't given 2 shits about a handjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 should have just fucked her limp it would have gone up eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CakedAndBaked Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 lol at your flaccid dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 now you gotta take her out to a nice dinner to make up for yer dumb drunk penis. then nail her. and post fliks of her n00dz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 she was tryin to give you a handjob. serves her right. altho. with a dash of game and providing you had got it up you probably could have got some head or maybe even smash just hope she dont tell her girlfriends. That could put you on the disabled list before you ever got to be a designated hitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I think it had to do with your highlights being sloppy. It blew your whole mojo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 And the "a"....what was that all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 OONTZ is with a z asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 OHHHHHHHHHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 oh well. either he learns or he goes on to be a 40 year old virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 did she have long fingernails? you dick may have been scared of being cut. a base hit isnt missing out on much anyway. go back again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 or maybe this is evolution. perhaps young rice eyes is impervious to the travesty known as the handjob. survival of the fittest type shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZIN989 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 LAUGHING MY FUCKIN ASS OFF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Handski more like Handola. Can a chick get pregnant from a handjob?! /lolololol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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