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But I felt like I needed to come out of hibernation to share this.

 

So about 2 nights ago I was leaving work at 2AM and some cracked-out motherfucker literally jumps out of a bush and attempts to rob/stab me.

 

I do my best to try to dodge his knife but he ended up grazing my penix.

 

So basically I can't get a boner for 2 weeks or it will hurt..really, really bad.,

 

Fuck.

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Too bad he didnt cut it all the way off. Would have saved a few bucks on that surgery you've been saving up for.

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Too bad he didnt cut it all the way off. Would have saved a few bucks on that surgery you've been saving up for.

 

 

And it would have given your sister's asshole a chance to heal.

 

 

Quality exchange. Bravo to the both of you.

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In all seriousness I dont have a sister, so you must be fucking my brother. So my hat goes off to you. Also, how the fuck did this guy stab your dick THROUGH your pants? Did you just have your dick flopping around through the hole or something?

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Did you just have your dick flopping around through the hole or something?

 

during a robbering/stabbing, not having your dick out is a terrible idea.

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no shit. 1 minute you minding your buisness

the next a crackhead is severing your cock.

traumatic

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I tried to find something funny via google by typing in "peyote" and "knife" or "sausage" but it didn't work out so here's a photo of cannabis and peyote

 

 

104-PotandPeyote.jpg

 

And thank you for an interesting thread in a while in this dull season

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it's cool, now you'll have a dick scar that will make you look mysterious and badass to the ladies.

"oh nah girl nah, it's not the remnants of an std, it's where i got stabbed by a crackhead."

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