hatetown Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 But I felt like I needed to come out of hibernation to share this. So about 2 nights ago I was leaving work at 2AM and some cracked-out motherfucker literally jumps out of a bush and attempts to rob/stab me. I do my best to try to dodge his knife but he ended up grazing my penix. So basically I can't get a boner for 2 weeks or it will hurt..really, really bad., Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 did you give him a knuckle sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Too bad he didnt cut it all the way off. Would have saved a few bucks on that surgery you've been saving up for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 And it would have given your sister's asshole a chance to heal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Hahahaha, this can't be forreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Too bad he didnt cut it all the way off. Would have saved a few bucks on that surgery you've been saving up for. And it would have given your sister's asshole a chance to heal. Quality exchange. Bravo to the both of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 In all seriousness I dont have a sister, so you must be fucking my brother. So my hat goes off to you. Also, how the fuck did this guy stab your dick THROUGH your pants? Did you just have your dick flopping around through the hole or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 he has a collection at home and you were next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 get well soon. and, yeah, it's a pretty lulzy situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I hope you're up to date on your tetanus shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twinky the kid Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Did you just have your dick flopping around through the hole or something? during a robbering/stabbing, not having your dick out is a terrible idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacks Edwards Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 hardy har 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 sorry to hear about your penis tehe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 tehe only girls say that. homo. negaprops:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 no shit. 1 minute you minding your buisness the next a crackhead is severing your cock. traumatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I tried to find something funny via google by typing in "peyote" and "knife" or "sausage" but it didn't work out so here's a photo of cannabis and peyote And thank you for an interesting thread in a while in this dull season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvak19 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 go to the fuckin hospital! for a female nurse that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 LOL this thread is W1N. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 i heard you got boner problems i feel bad for you son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 damn.... that's fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Har har. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 it's cool, now you'll have a dick scar that will make you look mysterious and badass to the ladies. "oh nah girl nah, it's not the remnants of an std, it's where i got stabbed by a crackhead." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 "motherfucker hit me in the DICK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Horrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 it's cool, now you'll have a dick scar that will make you look mysterious and badass to the ladies. Or judt twistrd and horrifniyg. GRt well soon peyote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftone Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 if the boner problem keeps on ... nd not even viagra helps.. I see you jumping out of bushes cracked out pretty damn soon,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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