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pyramid scheme chumps: at work

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cant get away from these fools. wont take NO for an answer...EVAR

so many of em all over....

EXCEPT, i work with em, so theres no escape!

 

 

stop trying to prentend yer my friend!!

you only want me to make you money!!!!

 

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MULTIPLE LEVEL MARKETING

 

It's bullshit. People with legit jobs approached me with this shit, and it seems like they always want you to watch this "video clip from CBS/NBC/etc" to prove the credibility of the company or whatever.

 

My aunt does that MarketAmerica bullshit.

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see if they'll let you borrow the dvd. take it home and switch it out for one of some horrible fisting or scat type porn or make a custom one that jumps right into the good stuff...haha. then figure out a way to make that dvd look like the one they let you borrow. give it back to them and hope they don't find out about the switch 'till they let someone else watch it.

 

boo ya!

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Some guy in my wife's office is peddling this shit...

 

Not trying to sell it to them - but trying to recruit them as salespeople.

 

It's like a fucking cult.

 

 

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Sounds like the scheme off that episode of the Sopranos. ^^

But fo real, these dudes are annoying as fuck, like jehovahs witnesses missed with door to door salesmen. I straight chumped these guys before though, I asked dude how much he made and he couldnt even make up a number on the spot, he pulled some well im in the green area here, im a level gold member.

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"yo guy, come here a second....you like music?"

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FUCK THESE GUYS. not a pyramid scheme, but same type of scumsuckers.

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i know the speaker guys.. 'we're over stalked and losing money, we need to get rid of this shit even if we lose some $ on it.." hahaha i give 'em the, 'wait here, i'm runn'n home, and to the bank, i'll be back in 1/2 an hour" ... peace suckers

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you sure showed them...

 

any kind of sale groups/charities i

JUST SAY NO

 

unless theyre from a church, then i tell them i worship satan & continue walking

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I do not want to see another fucking knife demonstration, son.

 

Dude, no, I didn't mean it that way. Okay, I'll write up another review of your showing of the knives...

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how bout the lebanese guys slangin fake gucci jackets cause they were just at a fashion show and need to get rid of it?

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Were they trying to sell you on ACN?

 

I got a driver that comes to my work who's always asking my to go to speeches and meetings and shit. Then I ask where and its always at some random house. Fuck a pyramid scheme. I waste enough time not making money at my real job.

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i worked in telemarketing last year and met a lot of unsavory crackhead characters. most of which did the speaker thing or some other pyramid scheme.

 

one guy actually showed me pictures of him and this other dude getting some chick naked on TOP of the speakers... he said it was a fun job.

 

here's how it works, they go pick up a few sets of speakers at some random location (garage, storage spot, warehouse, etc) and PRINT OFF THEIR OWN ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE SPEAKERS. amazingly people still fall for this shit. he told me that he sold a set to this guy who believed they would actually WORK UNDERWATER. never underestimate rednecks at truckstops.

 

"hey man, you listen to music?" lol

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I knew a chick who bought speakers for a few bills out the back of a van....they sounded like shit and yes, she was a dumb bitch.

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Myself and a friend of mine once gaffled some speakers from the speaker dudes. I felt like fucking robin hood, only we were giving to ourselves. but i'm poor so its kinda the same.

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