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This son of a bitch owed me for court fees, consultation fees, and for front row tickets to Iron Maiden's "Powerslave" reunion tour!

 

 

Bloodfart --you better start stripping, he owed me a shitload of money and if forced to do so, I will take you to court over it.

 

You are in my will, I left you my broadsword made from the tooth of a demon

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I'm currently waiting for a check from his life insurance policy.

Then I will be heading down to the animal shelter and dropping some major money on little cutes.

Anybody that wants to join me...puppies are on me.

I'll also throw in a round of bunnies for information relating to where I can purchase a wallaby and enough sugar gliders to fill the wallaby pouch.

 

All jokes aside, it's a sad day around the house.

I swear I can still hear his farts and smell his dirty socks.

It's going to be rough not having him around anymore.

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You are in my will, I left you my broadsword made from the tooth of a demon

 

 

That wasn't even a demon! It was just a low level Demi-God. As much as I appreciate you leaving me the sword, I don't think that will cover your tab. In the year 2007, you racked up a $230,010 bill with me. I got you off for the charges of sodomy, rape, attempted murder, grand larceny, as well as 25 parking tickets in Austin.

 

Do you really think your fucking broad sword is going to cover that? You lived a very metal year that year, and I'm the one who made sure you could get to 2009. I remember you saying "I want to be like GG and announce my death." So you said "blah blah blah 2009, blah blah blah pancakes." Well, in 2007 you tied up a 12 year old girl to a goat, and tried to sacrifice her on the rooftop of a Denny's. You're lucky my legal team was able to destroy the evidence against you, or else you never would have eaten that first pancake and made your predictions come true.

 

Broad sword? Sheeesh. This guy tried to pawn me off with a fucking +6 Broad sword made from a demi-god's tooth. That tooth can only inflict +5 HP damage. You seriously think that covers your debt? That's like trying to pay me with Hot Pockets!

 

 

I want my money man!

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