Ski Mask Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 anyone see this? laaaaaaame! http://www.mnftiu.cc/2009/07/16/no-justice-part-ii-boycott-jamba-juice/ No Justice, Part II: Boycott Jamba Juice! 2:30 PM, 7/16/09 Even MORE no justice? How much more no justice can we take? Thanks to everyone who forwarded this Jamba Juice advertisemo-tainment: This is an online animated video about going on some kind of stupid “Jamba Juice vacation” in your cubicle. Couple things: 1. “Bob?” You violated the first law of the GYWO clip art!!! THESE DUDES DON’T HAVE NAMES. It’s “Accounts Receivable” and “Accounts Payable” and that’s IT. 2. The clip art is public domain, of course, anyone can do anything with it … but check out the word balloons! JAMBA JUICE TOTALLY BIT MY GYWO WORD BALLOON STYLE! Rounded-edge text box with single line pointing to mouth? I developed that in 2001 using Quark XPress 4!!! THAT’S MY SHIT!!! Jamba Juice, you’re a bunch of BALLOON-BITERS. 3. First person to sue Jamba Juice on my behalf CAN KEEP ALL THE MONEY. All I care about is destroying Jamba Juice and their overpriced dumb-ass juices. EAT A PIECE OF FRUIT, you morons, you’re missing most of the fiber. 4. Whoever made this ad is probably a 22 year-old “creative” at some ad agency in Tech Valley, CA. Way to think outside the box, sonny. Have fun snorting cocaine at the nightclub you go to with your friends who work at Twitter or wherever. And no, Adult Swim will NOT buy your stupid cartoon you’re developing with your housemates about four guys who work at an ad agency but are secretly lobsters. Goddamn, I need to get Code Pink on the case about this. I’ll take this shit to the Supreme Court and live-blog my own lawsuit. Judge Sotomayor better side with me. BOYCOTT JAMBA JUICE! JUICE SUCKS, DRINK WINE (I’m going to organize a national boycott and DAY OF ACTION for next week. STAY TUNED.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 i am really perplexed. what is going on in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 there is/was a comic strip called "get your war on" that consists of old 70s office clip art characters, making jokes about bush/the war/the economy, etc. with a generally left wing view on things. jamba juice just released a series of lame ads about taking "cubicle vacations" one of which looks like a direct bite of GYWO. clear enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I've never had anything from Jamba Juice so I guess that makes me the ultimate boycotter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 ahhh, ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 what the fuck is jamba juice? some yuppie west coast shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 hahah it was till recently. They are all over cali like starbucks is everywhere else. Whether it might be yuppy or not they do smoothies for like 5 bucks. With my recent move I left one and they dont have one in my new town. Cant hate on them pulling in the cash they do in a store solely operated through 4 blenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 i like smoothies, are they any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 smoothies are the shit ! i'm not sure how many people have these places around them but i go here at least once a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 both places have nice smoothies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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