dirtydoses Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 so pretty much she IS stupid. cool internet- 1 your girl- 0 ps. gotta get offline. it's sunday, and i'm at work, but i'm leaving soon. to go ride my bike. since i have no life n all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 My girl thinks that you are the prime example of what she's talking about. You allegedly can't get a girlfriend. Jerk off online all day. And she wants to know when was the last time you had sex with a real person. This is great... Shes doing the math and claims you post at LEAST 6 times a day... not enough time for a social life. She really has the oontz figured out lol. honestly, not for nothing, why are you and your girl calculating the irrelevant post count of people you don't know and are never going to meet and then trying to theorize about why people online don't have lives. that's sort of just as bad if not worse...no? i mean, why aren't the two of you out in a park doing shit togehter, or better yet...fucking. oh bojangles, in regards to your book, get back to me on FB when you can about those questions i had. i know you are grinding and all but i was just curious about those few things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I'm on here often.. I lurk cuz I have nothing useful to say most of the time, but shit i'm bored. I'm going to college, part time job, juggling some girls around.. Yeah my life's nothing special so why not come on here get a few good laughs, check out some cool flicks, possibly learn something as un useful as it may be. And post when I'm bored. Plus i live in Idaho. There ain't SHIT to do here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 seriously, there is no need for anyone to justify why they are on here or what they do outside of here. anyone who cares about that shit should re-evaluate their own life or lack of one. it's the internet people, not a court of law. and yo Sheriff Cousins let's see some pics of this "girl" of yours, so we can pass judgment on the smash or trash factor...haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Thee potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is a prostitute? The one that says I da ho. I been lurking on 12oz for ever and started posting in the past few months. No harm in it, I still have a life and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 i think if you spend more time on than internet than you do drinking you have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 and yes the internet is free - thanks linksys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 bingo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 My average is about 7 posts a day (most of them longer that 90% of the other posts on here, all of them at least somewhat relevant) over the past six and a half years. I hit 10k about nine months ago. I don't have a GF or a steady job, but I do have a life and I think it is somewhat productive and interesting. Also, I am a quick thinker and a fast typist...not to mention that if I wasn't doing this I'd probably be doing something far worse. So to sum it up, I don't really care what your GF thinks...tell her I said "Do you" and leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oiler Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 tell your girlfriend to shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen zing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 i shit myself instead of getting up while masterbating watching pornography would you consider that addicted?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 im 37 I dont have a job I have four cat which are my friends and I live in my moms basement. I havent left the basement in probably a year an a half my mom just slips food under the door besides that I lurk on 12oz alot when im not doin that im watching porn and constantly beating off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 LAWLZ IRL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 i shit myself instead of getting up while masterbating watching pornography would you consider that addicted?? nah i would call that multitasking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 im 37 I dont have a job I have four cat which are my friends and I live in my moms basement. I havent left the basement in probably a year an a half my mom just slips food under the door besides that I lurk on 12oz alot when im not doin that im watching porn and constantly beating off ^ this is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I'm going to ban your girlfriend. Are you on here a lot, and is that bugging her? My girl went through that with me, but I told her I hate TV and she watches a lot of it so this is my refuge. I agree with Gooch on the fact that post counts (and props) don't mean shit on here or off. You can easily do 10 posts a day (my count) on this site, and only spend a half hour at a time on here. So that doesn't really decide how your life is or isn't. I think the boundary line is definitely in someone's actions on here. If you come on here to lie, play pretend, and grow some kind of e-fame complex from that --well, yeah that's a case where your girlfriend's argument is solid. Brickslayers has plenty of kinds of kids who think this e-shit is going to help them in some way. They self promote horrible graffiti, have all kinds of e-beef, and you know that they are growing some kind of pride in all that shit. So yes, your girlfriend is partially right about the site. But at the same time, I've met some really good people because of this site. I've worked on some really fun projects, that I would never have got if not for this site. I've come here for help, and actually found it ten times more than I expected. Also, as much as I hate to admit it, I've developed anonymous connections with people through matter of opinion and conversation (just like you would in real life). Will I ever meet these people? Who knows? But they've helped me out on occasion or inspired me to do more with myself somehow. Yeah, that shit is nerdy as hell, but I guess that's what keeps people coming back and posting more often then not. It's the invisible sense of community and the fact that our current society is evolving more and more towards reclusion via the internet. It's just in the early stages, and will eventually be the norm. There are online forums for everything, and they all have people posting on them. Maybe they aren't as busy, but it just proves that more and more people are searching and posting. Don't get me wrong, I find it nerdy as fucking hell and I constantly battle myself to NOT come back, but somehow boredom always takes over and I end up here typing like a fool, like I am right now. Eh, Fuck it, it's the internet, who cares? Tell your girlfriend there are people on this planet who would suck a dick for Dave Matthews' tickets. Post counts on a graffiti forum won't look so bad after she hears that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 your girlfriend is fucking stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Bojangles you are such a waste of life. Typing that much, practically a novel. You probably have no life. Only jokin, anyway, Tell her she needs to know her role. Personally this is far more appealing than drooling in front of the idiotbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I bet there's something that she does that annoys you. So, pick on her about that till she dumps you and cry about it here. Just like everyone else seems to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Drano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 you slad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 oh bojangles, in regards to your book, get back to me on FB when you can about those questions i had. i know you are grinding and all but i was just curious about those few things. Fuck! My bad, I forgot! Send me a reminder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I've found if your woman is complaining about oontzing too much It's either one of two things: a) She is too needy and don't like you paying attention to anything else that doesn't interest or involve her. b) You just aren't paying enough attention to her. Symptoms include not not being able to hold a conversation and not smashing as much as you should. The only remedy for this is to dump her if she's too needy, or appreciate what you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Post nudes so all of us losers with no life can share what we think about someone we don't know based on one or two arbitrary factors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Free post to get post count up WOOOOHOOOO! Fuck yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 get her pregnant and push her down some stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 How much tetris is too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I would say that 90% of my oontz posting is done at work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 i have a torn acl, so i lurk here and on flickr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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