Twisted Toaster Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Check out this two cool websites: SurpriseSeeker.com (lots of surprises :D) and itellyouthat.com (its like a global chat) --- (Copy and Paste on the next conversation if you like them) You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: spam You: You fuckin' piece of shit! You: Suck my balls! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 25 m USA California You: nope You: you guessed wrong You: whats this game called? You: have you got nothing to say? Stranger: Who You: What\ Stranger: Gives a fuck You: Arnold gives two fucks. Stranger: Ur s girl You: what do you mean bird? You: 2yl+zebra+**pie=rape shark You: did i win? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: are you normal You: yeah You: whats not normal? Stranger: where u from? You: well You: I'm from You: PROLAPSED ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 You: can i ask a question first Stranger: yup You: do post op men count as females Stranger: post op men??? You: Post Operation Stranger: do you? You: idk You: thats why im asking Stranger: idk too You: i still have my enis You: penis You: but I have tits Stranger: umm Stranger: i'd love to see it You: would u suck it Stranger: show them to me Stranger: i don't think so You: Why not Stranger: cuz i don't You: are you black Stranger: nope You: good You: I dont like niggers Stranger: soo? You: Talk to me baby You: Tell me how you want to put a muddy banana in my mouth You: and slap me Your conversational partner has disconnected. No Homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: asl Stranger: 16 girl sweden u? You: 19 male usa Stranger: coolt :) You: are swedish girls as cute as they say? Stranger: ofc ;) You: wanna cyber? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaKte Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Long shit but anywayz You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: did you see that? Stranger: hey! Stranger: YES You: FUCK! Stranger: its so crazy! You: that was awesome Stranger: i know for real man You: duuude we should have taped it Stranger: shoulda You: nobody will believe us Stranger: maybe next time? You: yeah Stranger: its so ridiculous Stranger: to bad You: im gonna kill myself Stranger: eh, I'll pass tonight Stranger: maybe tomorrow? You: it sounds like fun Stranger: sweet Stranger: we gotta plan it out first though man You: cooome on Stranger: can't be to careful You: yeah man You: thats important Stranger: I'm just sayin, if your gonna do it, might as well do it right the first time You: i once saw this guy who hanged himself Stranger: did it work? You: and he died of a fire in his house! Stranger: see! You: can you believe that? Stranger: my point exactly Stranger: its madness You: i cna control fire Stranger: i can control ice. . . Stranger: we might have an issue You: THIS CALLS FOR A DUEL!! Stranger: ITS ON You: SNORLAX! I CHOOSE YOU! Stranger: JIGGLY PUFF! GO! You: nah its cool we're friends right? Stranger: of course man, of course Stranger: can't let the little things get between us You: yeah man we've been through so much shit Stranger: its been a long journey man You: remember that tiem when we first met? Stranger: psh Stranger: yea! Stranger: that was the best! You: oooooh and the time we saw the awesome thing! Stranger: THE AWESOME THING Stranger: we shoulda had a camera to tape it You: yeah man thats what i said to my myself You: and to jesus Stranger: and mary? You: but he was too stoned man Stranger: yea Stranger: thats how those biblical guys always are Stranger: you can never get through to them, ya know? You: yeah man thats why i think u should be my father You: u always know the right thing to do Stranger: I know, and you should be mine Stranger: your a good role model You: yeah! You: we should be father-niece! Stranger: or father-nephew! You: and combine our powers to DESTROY THE FORCES OF EVIL! Stranger: or some perfectly normal situation Stranger: YES You: ahh normal is great Stranger: or help them? Stranger: yes, normal is so average You: we should normally fight evil in a helpful way to them Stranger: You read my mind, you put it very clearly into words for me! Stranger: They will never know it was us. . . You: i You: i dont know how to say this You: but Stranger: its ok Stranger: take your time Stranger: its hard Stranger: but its the truth You: i think you're pregnant Julius Stranger: oh my god. . . Stranger: I think Stranger: your right Stranger: . Stranger: I don't know what I'll do with myself Stranger: It was just too much fun! You: you should paint it green You: babys like that Stranger: green and purple? You: or so I heard Stranger: I like the contrast You: be careful You: you dont want to make it angry Stranger: yes, can never be to careful Stranger: that would be terrible Stranger: never make a baby angry You: remember that time we maked that purple baby angry? Stranger: oh god man! Stranger: It was almost as crazy as when we saw that AMAZING thing! You: whatever happened to him? You: I heard he married Lisa from accounting Stranger: He disappeared with her when the amazing thing came Stranger: dude, weren't you paying attention? You: ohhh shit you remember that thing? Stranger: YEA MAN! You: I thought you had forgotten! Stranger: no way Stranger: Never forget Stranger: isn't that our motto? You: dude i felt that right in my heart You: never forget forever amazing bffs Stranger: bffls Stranger: you forgot the live part. . . You: baffles Stranger: life* Stranger: biffles You: boffles sounds just about right Stranger: hmmm, buffles just sounds odd Stranger: I'll go with boffles You: thats what she said lol Stranger: when the bed broke. . .haha You: hahaha You: you're so funny you You: you should do stand up You: I have always said it Stranger: Hey where do you think I get my sense of humor role model! Stranger: I know, you tell me all the time Stranger: I just never get the chance Stranger: too many amazing things happeneing You: that guy should do stand up comedy I say to people You: yeah he should, yeah he should they answer back Stranger: And I owe it all to you! You: and to satan! Stranger: yes satan You: that dude is crazy! Stranger: and a little to mephistophles too. . . Stranger: there all crazy! Stranger: I think they made me crazy too Stranger: watch out before they get you too! You: remember the time we went to the movies with them? You: and theyre like all red with horns and shit Stranger: And everyone freaked out! You: and we were like lets have a fire ice duel! Stranger: They're not social people Stranger: and we dueled Stranger: in the theater You: yeah man we could have banged every girl in there You: and satan Stranger: EVERY Stranger: girl Stranger: im not sure how I would feel about banging satan Stranger: he's all yours Stranger: too hot for me You: ohh you'll love it with all those little switches and buttons he have You: you'll be like bleep bloop bleep Stranger: I don't know, sounds risky. Oh by the way, remember that adventure we had? Stranger: I just remembered You: we were adventorous in that adventure Stranger: oh yes we were You: we adventoured ourselves there You: in the adventure u know Stranger: and adventured ourselves back Stranger: oh i know Stranger: I think we got lost though Stranger: and thats where we are You: yeah we should do a movie Stranger: or two You: but it will be all CGI Stranger: a sequel! Stranger: I can see it now You: like a lot of gollums running around Stranger: the sequel to you and stranger You: and the avatar guys Stranger: starring gollums and cgi! You: it would be the best! You: i think Stranger: psh better than anything in the movies nowadays Stranger: I don't know if people could handle it though :/ You: that mybe i am god for coming up with an awesome movie like that Stranger: ahem. . . we are gods You: i am a god You: youre my angel Stranger: well, I challenge you to a duel for godship You: we had this talk already You: please dont bring it up again you know how i feel Stranger: I know I'm sorry Stranger: I shouldn't have gone that far Stranger: its really my bad You: i forgive you my son Stranger: thank you my daughter You: from know on you should read what i write in an god like voice You: because youre god You: happy birthday!! Stranger: I've been doing that the whole time! Stranger: And you remembered! Stranger: I though t you forgot! Stranger: i am so excited! You: we're boffles remember? Stranger: boffles for life man Stranger: never forget You: i love you Stranger: I like you You: i despise u You: a little Stranger: I absolutely hate you Stranger: but only a tiny bit You: i value you Stranger: I don't value you whatsoever You: me neither Stranger: never You: ever You: forget Stranger: your probably the chillest person on ommegle btw You: you too god You: i cant believe im talking to god on omegle Stranger: I know same Stranger: gods are so rare to come by nowadays You: my grandma was always like "i want to meet him" You: yeah man ever since the big extinction Stranger: I hear that all the time man Stranger: all the time Stranger: that was a rough time You: it was also the time when you created the universe You: remember? Stranger: Only too well Stranger: Never forget? Right? Stranger: It all began That fateful day... You: yeah and I was all like BIRDS!! U NEED TO ADD BIRDS!! You: and at first you were like fuck birds Stranger: I almost forgot too! You: dinosaurs its where its at bithces You: but then larry fucked everything up Stranger: Yea, asshole Stranger: I tried, but he messed those little guys up bad You: haha they were all like eating each other out You: and going all "RAWR RAWR" Stranger: Seriously, I was like WTF man? You: i saw it in that movie jurassic park You: IMO it was shit You: no gollums WTF? Stranger: they have no clue what the real dinosaurs look like. . . You: seriously? not one gollum? Stranger: there were gollums in the real thing though You: yeah man when are you gonna kill those gollums? You: i hate them Stranger: 'll get around to it Stranger: I won't forget. Stranger: Never forget, right? You: but keep the '1896 edition You: thats a classic Stranger: sounds good that was a good year Stranger: hey i gotta bounce Stranger: but oh wait Stranger: remember that amazing thing?" You: been nice talking to you god You: i gotta ask Stranger: nice talking to you too god You: where u from Stranger: ? Stranger: ah, I am from the great state of boston Stranger: or city... Stranger: yourself? You: respect to you great sir Stranger: thank ye You: puerto rico Stranger: must be a nice place down there! Stranger: one last question Stranger: not to be a creep my kind stranger Stranger: are you a guy? Stranger: or gal? You: u a dude right? Stranger: you caught me Stranger: I just need to keep my gods straight You: i have 2 balls You: the balls of a god Stranger: awesome, pure awesome Stranger: well enjoy your godship Stranger: enjoy it well You: may life bring you the very best Stranger: until we meet again, never forget the amazing thing! You: never forget boffles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 WALL OF TEXT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toaster Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Hey, finally somebody who stayed on for more than 1 minute. I know that nobody will probably read all/any of this. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lets do the time warp again! You: Yeah with the flux capacitors and shit. You: Is your ion generater lagging? You: Diffusion towers overheating? You: ...? You: YOU... type stuff. Stranger: i love u You: Im a jerk. You: So whats the deal with this apple juice? You: We need to fix that car of yours. Stranger: i kno You: "car" (spaceship) Stranger: my spaceship is penis You: Mine is a turtle with a bunch of ice cubes glued to them. Stranger: can i find nemo in ur underwater cave? You: I think I left the sparrow in the batmobile. Stranger: u hav too many nipples You: 6 to be exact. You: I tried erasing them... no luck. Stranger: do u hav femine oder? does ur vagina dentata itch? You: No, I changed the oil in my tricycle 132 mile ago. Stranger: hav u ever tried sukin a decagon? epic experience You: No You: Your yellow shirt smells like bigfoots dick though. Stranger: rely? cuz i thot it smelled lik megan fox's vagina...heaven You: word You: Lets go throw rocks at stray cats. Stranger: yes lets nd then we can go poke holes in condoms with needles You: And hand them out to homeless people. Stranger: i prefer the term dirty americans You: Who doesn't poke holes in condoms with a dirty needle and hand them out to hobos. Stranger: i was referin to homeless people but that works too You: One time... You: at band camp You: (not really) Stranger: i stuck a flute in my pussy You: I threw a hamberger at mock 30 at a "dirty americans" face You: And she played a quife note. You: b sharp... i think Stranger: hehe cum bubble You: hangin from a faggot's ass. You: /no homo You: Dammit these fishsticks are hard as tits! Stranger: wats up with this girl? does she have beer flavored nipples? You: No, its a new flavor. You: Bacon flavored wood varnish. Stranger: is it canadien bacon? You: Well the vending machine took my change so I shot it. You: Drive by. You: Compton Style Stranger: i see said the blind man You: Hey blind guy! Did you see what happend here? Stranger: totally You: Well? Stranger: it was a crazy random happenstance You: Yeah, we really should stop giving the mental hospital patients meth. Stranger: but its no fun watchin the flying moose anymore. we must do something with our time. You: We could always water my neighbor Stranger: theres an idea You: *i fucked up You: Throw knifes at kittens Stranger: i drink kitten tears You: Oh... well I feed them to rattle snakes. Stranger: that made david bowe shead a single perfect black tear You: Black tears = Nigger tears Stranger: racist bastard You: lolwut? You: Don't even try to bastardize a chicken again holmes. Stranger: but the cocaine is getting to me, watson You: Well tell 2pac to go get biggie. You: We got some drug money to collect You: Ah SHTI! You: *shit You: theydead.jpg Stranger: nd wat tis that You: Narcotic disaray? Stranger: i dont care if ur a zombie u cant eat my baby You: Then can my baby eat your baby? You: I'll just watch. Stranger: only if there's necrophilia involved You: Does fucking a dead dog with a claw hammer count? Stranger: ummm sure as long as we can dress as nuns and go buy condoms...lots and lots of condoms You: uhhhh... I said I wanted to be the pope, or micheal jackson. You: Nuns don't have fun shoving grapes up a horses ass. You: Do buy out the condom depot though. You: Poke holes in all. Stranger: but i want a hippopotamus for christmas so i cant You: well fuck You: I already bought this 10 cylinder stapler. You: what the fuck am i gonna rape with now? Stranger: i herd ur grandmaw is available You: Yeah... craigslist... facepalm.jpg You: I shouldn't have ever let her talk with your cousin's hamster. Stranger: yea it always ends in beastiality You: That and eating gun powder. You: Now i'm gonna go tie some tomatos to your ceiling fan. Stranger: and the hampster ends up lookin lik chewed bubble gum....poor thaddeus liamsword You: Its all good though, now I have a level 74 chewbacca You: He keeps fucking my neighbors cat though. Stranger: dont forget to call upon the pwrs of bruce willis You: naw... he's an ass. You: Tell him to go count his dick. Stranger: that wont take ne time at all You: 0 dicks, 5 chunks of broccali, and a bunch of dried shit. Stranger: and one obama testicle hair You: You better take that hair to biohazard sanitizing station. You: If you touch it without a glove you'll start lying. You: Stupid buffalo, always lookin' at the ground Stranger: everyone does it. let he who has never sinned cast the first stone Stranger: i must bid the ado, C'est 2 hueres 23 Stranger: au revoir You: huavos rancheros You: fah-lah-la-la You: Just put some honey mustard in the hookers mouth. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 17 m u tah You: 17 p/o new mexico You: the p/o is for post op You: so whats up? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm 16 f, i like older men(; You: good because im 41 and i like going around in my van picking up girls how are never to be seen again. Stranger: you rape them?(; You: no.my penis was lost in a horrible accident involving rodeo clowns.i would tell you what i did with them but then that would ruin the suprise when i come to pick you up this saturday... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! (after about a minute of awkward silence) Stranger: your not much of a talker are you? lol :) You: im sorry i was too busy masturbating to this dog on dog porn. You:so whats your name? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshole Jerkoff Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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