ImChristeezy Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 lol would be funny to come across another oontzer since theres only 6k people. its could happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey there You: asl Stranger: m or f? You: girrrrrl Stranger: ok 18 m usa You: lol where at n teh us? Stranger: South Carolina Stranger: u? You: california Stranger: nice Stranger: can i ask you a seroius question? You: lol ok? Stranger: look at this picture and tell me if im ugly or not http://www.shawnmknox.exposuremanager.com/p/02_junior_class_portraits/11_0535_08-09_ahs22 bwahahahahahaha omg did he really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 damn...thats a hairy ass motherfucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: hey You: age? You: sex? You: loc? You: :) ? Stranger: 15 girl virginia beach You: oh You: do you know that show You: to catch a predator Stranger: sure? You: i feel like im on it You have disconnected. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 u are sooo retarded cG! lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 lol....seriously...i was just waiting for chris hansen from dateline nbc to tell me to "have a seat over there" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikr Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░ ░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░░ ░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░ ░█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█░ ░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░ ░░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░ ░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ Stranger: hey asl You: 20/M/WHITE/GERMANY Stranger: faggot Stranger: go fuckyourself you nazi scumbag peice of shit Your conversational partner has disconnected. People don't like nazis I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: lol Stranger: what You: you You: lol Stranger: :( Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: knock knock Stranger: who's there You: your mom You: brb...gotta let the bitch in Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 :lol: that last one even had me laughing out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 this is highly entertaining. i met someone from china. i taught them a new word. "restaurants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 i cyberd with what i hope was a 18 year old bi-girl from orlando. more than likely it was probably some 45 year old biker chick from daytona. facepalm.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Wait....That was you EON? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_fiend Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Stranger: HEY PRINCESS You: how did you know about my royalty ? Stranger: i smellt it :) You: no thats just cause i didnt shower today Stranger: ohhhh Stranger: ahaha Stranger: i see now Stranger: evils Stranger: now i get it Stranger: you smell like un showerd You: thats not nice Stranger: no i like it Stranger: its a nice fragrance You: what do you smell like ? Stranger: i smell like DKNY be delicious Stranger: APPLES Stranger: :) You: do you like apples You: ? Stranger: there okay Stranger: do you? You: fuck off, as if what are you a homo or somethin ? Stranger: hhahaha Stranger: lmao Stranger: maybe You: oh me too You: but seriously fuck apples You: do you like grapes Stranger: haha You: ? Stranger: yes i do : Stranger: :) Stranger: are you homo? You: depends, has your mom had the op yet ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi^^ You: hi Stranger: have you ever been to a bar? You: sure why not Stranger: I have been to a bar once. And I got into a fucking fight You: oh You: did you win ? Stranger: kinda Stranger: But I got fucking bruises You: shoulda stabbed em with a broken beer bottle, oh well next time youll know Stranger: haha yea. I know right? You: how old are you ? Stranger: I'm 19 You: were you from ? Stranger: from the united states Stranger: you? You: im 25 from australia Stranger: oohh Stranger: cool You: here in australia we have perfected the art of bar brawl Stranger: oh really? Stranger: NICE You: yeah maybe i could show you a thing or two Stranger: yea. You should You: first sign of trouble you run and hide Stranger: Why are there so many fucking retarded people who mess with someone they don not know Stranger: Maybe they are too drunk? You: then when they have forgotten about you sneak up behind them and insert your finger in their rectum Stranger: WTF!?! Duude? Rectum? Shit it's to fucking ugly to hear. Haha :P You: i didnt make the rules Stranger: haha You: try it , youll see Stranger: yea. I'll try it for sure. You: anywayz You: you play xbox ? Stranger: no I don't. I don't even have an xbox You: are you poor ? Stranger: nope I'm not poor. I just do not want an xbox. I have a ps3 though You: sucks for you You: igeuss you have no interest in online gaming ? Stranger: I just don't like microsoft consoles. I like online gaming though. Stranger: online gaming on my PC. Not xbox You: ooohhhhhhhhhhhh, your one of those guys huh You: ever played halo ? Stranger: halo? I'm familiar with the game but I don't play it You: so what do you play ? Stranger: played halo once. BUT ON A GAMEBOY ADVANCE Stranger: I play nba, nfl, nhl, fifa on my ps2 and some stupid shit on my ps3. I don't have much ps3 games though. Games are so expensive these days You: seriously if i had to choose between PS3 or a finger in my rectum i would probably opt for the latter Stranger: I kinda regretted buying that fucking ps3. Oh hey gotta go, my fucking girlfriend is calling me. ( SHEESH SEX SEX SEX! PLEASE! ) Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: This Tom? You: yeah its tom so fucking what , you got a problem ? Stranger: Yeah. Where's My Fucking Cocaine. Stranger: Im Coming For It Now. Have It Ready. You: i wrapped it in tissue paper then put it in my ass now im fucking BUZZZZZZZZZZZZING !!! Stranger: What The Fuck. Stranger: Get Me My Fucking Cocaine. Stranger: I'm Coming For It Now. Stranger: You Don't Give It To Me, I'll Fucking Knife You. You: fuck you man, your a pussy Stranger: No, But I'm Licking Your Wife's. You: fucking dork, im not married You: seriously wanna meet and fight ? Stranger: Right I'm Coming For It Now. Stranger: See You In Two Minutes. You: were are you from ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: hey hey Stranger: asl You: 16 f california You: you ? Stranger: 21 m uk Stranger: hows it going You: good You: you sound nice You: there are some real weirdos on here Stranger: yeah but its the same as anything i supose Stranger: we are gona meet them no matter what we do You: like this on guy who told me he likes to put earthworms in his rectum while he jerks off You: creeped me out Stranger: that sounds really wrong Stranger: i think thats the first time i have ever heard that one You: or this other guy who says he travels around at night searching for roadkill so he can remove the organs take them home freeze them then use them for sexual penetration Stranger: wow thats a bit out there too You: that one gave me half an erection Stranger: lol Stranger: u got a boyfriend You: no , but i would like one You: do you have a girlfriend ? Stranger: no im single now Stranger: what u into right now You: i like to sit alone and imagine myself licking infected wounds You: how about you ? Stranger: im in watching lost right now Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 OMELET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dose-ink Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tits? Stranger: an abundance You: oon you/ Stranger: a few You: f? Stranger: something like that You: arent sure? Stranger: It depends on your definition... Stranger: what is your definition? You: of a girl/ Stranger: more or less? You: somebody who has a cunt, knows how to cook, suck dick and tease. Stranger: a vague outline would be nice Stranger: kasghsklhfdgdsasasda Stranger: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY DAUGHTER THIS WAY! You: whatever dude. Stranger: I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ON THIS SIGHT! You: site* Stranger: NO Stranger: I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 lol.....sight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Stranger: yello You: amberlamps...do you know her? You: do you know where i can contact her at? Stranger: never heard of her You: someone needs to call her... Stranger: definitely You: some old guy on a bus whooped some guys shoes.somehow amberlamps and m&ms factor into this but i dont know how... Stranger: so? You: he's bleeding all over the place and some bitch stole my bag.someone call the police do you have a cellular device? You: anyways You: on to our next topic.what is your name? Stranger: vladimir You: are you korean? Stranger: does it sound korean? :D You: i have no clue they all look the same to me anyways.much like black people...did i mention im black? You: black dutch...have you heard of it? Stranger: i have no problem with black people ... only in case they are stupid You: my clogs have the nike swoosh.i paid way to much for them. You: i have no problem with black people as long as they stay away from my tv set..and my car.and my wife...and all other property of mine.minorities cannot be trusted.. Stranger: and can you be trusted? You: i black dutch..neither of these people can be trusted... Stranger: :D You: do you find this funny? racist bastard. You: HONKY. You: do you have pets? Stranger: i had a rat Stranger: but it died in september You: yeah i had a goldfish once.but i killed it with a hammer in a fit of rage....i miss you bernie mac. hello? your partner has disconnected forgot to copy and paste that part go fuck yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: halle You: sorry i cant spell. Stranger: chinese? You: nah,i had chinese the other night.pizza would be nice though... Stranger: ...whats ur meaning? You: i had chinese food last night and i would much rather have a pizza today.pepperoni would be optimum. Stranger: u don't like chinese food? You: i dont like chinese people either... Stranger: umm. why? You: i dont like chinese people...i love them!!! You: does that make you feel better? Stranger: yes Stranger: haha You: i only said i like chinese people because i assume your people have like crazy sattelites and shit and you would probably track my house down and send ninjas or someshit after me..or at the very least send me some crazy virus via the internet... Stranger: why u say chinese like this? Stranger: we r friendly to everyone from every country You: im sorry.please take this heart as an apology... You: actually i forgot how to make a heart..give me a sec You: <3'' You: there..im sorry. Stranger: ok... Stranger: never mind You: what part of china are you from? Stranger: Fujian province You: what part is that? east,west,north,south... Stranger: south Stranger: near the ocean You: im from the south..southern united states... Stranger: ..misisipi You: no alaska. Stranger: OH Stranger: o often see the part in movie You: what movie? did you know that alaska was in the southern part of the united states? Stranger: in fact,i forgot. Stranger: but i really know. You: yeah.they lie and say that alaska is up north but its really next to mexico,we tell this to other countries so if anyone was to try to invade us the would have no idea what state they were actually in.this would cause quite alot of confusion as to where they are.they think they are invading alaska then WHAM. your in texas and its 112 degrees. You: obviously they would not be dressed for that kind of weather but in winter attire.they will soon over heat and america will be victorious. Stranger: ....crazy You: crazy intelligent.. Stranger: yes You: those damn ruskies would have no chance. You: btw is your country in the winter olympics? Stranger: yes You: canada is losing..i assume they are at least You: canada is like americas cousin with downs syndrome.we all secretly hate canadians. Stranger: my teacher said canada is great You: YOUR TEACHER LIED. Stranger: almAccountost every country welcome the people who have canada account You: fun fact.there are only 3 people in canada.the rest of the population is made up of trees and moose.everyone knows that moose are the retards of the deer family.so thats canada.a country of retarded deer. You: i have to go..raise cattle Stranger: ok You: I LOVE YOU!! You: wait...what is your name Stranger: nancy You: really? are you hot? Stranger: im chinese You: ...sooo....yes?no?only with the lights dimmed? Stranger: whats ur meaning? Stranger: whats ur meaning? You: are you atractive...i imagine yes with a name like nancy. Stranger: no You: so...your ugly then? thats sad.did i mention that i raise cattle? Stranger: r u carnivore Stranger: ? You: no.in america we ride cattle much like others would ride horses...trust me.its all true. You: im like a car salesmen.i make buttloads of cash Stranger: ..why? You: why not? Stranger is typing... Stranger: how u make cash? You: hustle hard.hustle real hard. You: everyday im hustlin. You: everyday im everyday im. You: everyday im hustlin,hustlin,hustlin You: RICK ROSS BIATCH. Stranger: whats ur meaning? You: im sorry nancy.this is classified informations.i have to go.one other question...have you heard of the oontz? Stranger: no You: hold on. You: in america we say OONTZ for good luck.try it.whenever your day is going bad just say this... You: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ. Stranger: ..hehe You: ALL POWER TO THE OONTZ. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: halle You: sorry i cant spell. Stranger: chinese? You: nah,i had chinese the other night.pizza would be nice though... Stranger: ...whats ur meaning? You: i had chinese food last night and i would much rather have a pizza today.pepperoni would be optimum. Stranger: u don't like chinese food? You: i dont like chinese people either... Stranger: umm. why? You: i dont like chinese people...i love them!!! You: does that make you feel better? Stranger: yes Stranger: haha You: i only said i like chinese people because i assume your people have like crazy sattelites and shit and you would probably track my house down and send ninjas or someshit after me..or at the very least send me some crazy virus via the internet... Stranger: why u say chinese like this? Stranger: we r friendly to everyone from every country You: im sorry.please take this heart as an apology... You: actually i forgot how to make a heart..give me a sec You: <3'' You: there..im sorry. Stranger: ok... Stranger: never mind You: what part of china are you from? Stranger: Fujian province You: what part is that? east,west,north,south... Stranger: south Stranger: near the ocean You: im from the south..southern united states... Stranger: ..misisipi You: no alaska. Stranger: OH Stranger: o often see the part in movie You: what movie? did you know that alaska was in the southern part of the united states? Stranger: in fact,i forgot. Stranger: but i really know. You: yeah.they lie and say that alaska is up north but its really next to mexico,we tell this to other countries so if anyone was to try to invade us the would have no idea what state they were actually in.this would cause quite alot of confusion as to where they are.they think they are invading alaska then WHAM. your in texas and its 112 degrees. You: obviously they would not be dressed for that kind of weather but in winter attire.they will soon over heat and america will be victorious. Stranger: ....crazy You: crazy intelligent.. Stranger: yes You: those damn ruskies would have no chance. You: btw is your country in the winter olympics? Stranger: yes You: canada is losing..i assume they are at least You: canada is like americas cousin with downs syndrome.we all secretly hate canadians. Stranger: my teacher said canada is great You: YOUR TEACHER LIED. Stranger: almAccountost every country welcome the people who have canada account You: fun fact.there are only 3 people in canada.the rest of the population is made up of trees and moose.everyone knows that moose are the retards of the deer family.so thats canada.a country of retarded deer. You: i have to go..raise cattle Stranger: ok You: I LOVE YOU!! You: wait...what is your name Stranger: nancy You: really? are you hot? Stranger: im chinese You: ...sooo....yes?no?only with the lights dimmed? Stranger: whats ur meaning? You: are you atractive...i imagine yes with a name like nancy. Stranger: no You: so...your ugly then? thats sad.did i mention that i raise cattle? Stranger: r u carnivore Stranger: ? You: no.in america we ride cattle much like others would ride horses...trust me.its all true. You: im like a car salesmen.i make buttloads of cash Stranger: ..why? You: why not? Stranger: how u make cash? You: hustle hard.hustle real hard. You: everyday im hustlin. You: everyday im everyday im. You: everyday im hustlin,hustlin,hustlin You: RICK ROSS BIATCH. Stranger: whats ur meaning? You: im sorry nancy.this is classified informations.i have to go.one other question...have you heard of the oontz? Stranger: no You: hold on. You: in america we say OONTZ for good luck.try it.whenever your day is going bad just say this... You: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ. Stranger: ..hehe You: ALL POWER TO THE OONTZ. You: GOODBYE MY LOVE.OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ Stranger: good bye Stranger: wait Stranger: can u give me ur e-mail? You: what is yours? Stranger: nancyanddao@163.com dao is speaking to me through a chinese woman.go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimps up hos down Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 You: tits? You: yes or no? Stranger: yes You: come on i aint got all day You: lemme see them shits Stranger: Yess You: LEMME SEE NIGGA Stranger: Ok ok, there You: WHERE Stranger: HERE You: NIGGA YO TITTIES LIKE NIGHTCRAWLA CUZ DONT NOBODY KNOW WHERE THEY IS You: QUIT PLAYIN GAMES Stranger: iM NOTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I am your master and you are my slave. You: negro please Your conversational partner has disconnected. ********************************** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: J Stranger: hi asl? :0 Stranger: :) You: AS IN JEW You: i fucking hate them You: WHITE POWER Your conversational partner has disconnected. ******************************************* You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Ahno is king of foul Stranger: agree with? You: who? You: oontz is all powerful. Stranger: ? You: bow down to the oontz You: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ Stranger: where are u from You: AMERICA You: king of hamburgers Stranger: do u know ahno? You: pronounced anal? Stranger: yeah You: are you some kinda pervert? becuase thats the vibe im getting. You: because im okay with that... You: sick fuck. Stranger: ha Stranger: hay You: you know you are... Stranger: how old You: seventeeners Stranger: 17? You: are you iliteret? Stranger: whay? Stranger: what? Stranger: iliteret? You: yes im seventeen and your an illiteret bastard You: *basterd. You: sorry. Stranger: yes Stranger: sorry Stranger: my english is very poor You: where are you from? stranger: korean Stranger: i'm 16 You: word...are you a chick? Stranger: haha Stranger: no You: so you have a penis then??? You: because... You: im open to new things. You: LOL IS HE JOKING???who knows Stranger: ha.. Stranger: we Stranger: learned Stranger: english Stranger: in school Stranger: lol laugh You: really? in america we learn english from the mexicans. Stranger: ha.. Stranger: great You: it makes things very hard to understand... Stranger: korean student study hard.. Stranger: very tired. Stranger: sorry.. Stranger: lol You: the silent h's and double L's fuck a nigga up sometimes. Stranger: ha.. Stranger: hay You: its what we feed horses and poor people. Stranger: Are chickens exactly what you mean? You: no.in america many people worship chickens...especially when they are in the form of chicken patties from wendy's You: hello? Stranger: ah.. Stranger: i see Stranger: yeah You: what do koreans worship?? You: a golden cow or someshit right? You: there are alot of koreans in this part of america.. Stranger: Buddhism in Korea, such as the Christian Catholic religion has a wide range. You: the koreans here cannot be trusted. You: jus sayin. Stranger: ha.. Stranger: Asian people have put a joke? You: what? Stranger: Western people are contemptuous of the Asian people? You: they have been known to sell shotty merchandise at there many many korean markets on my streets... You: to be honest no, You: i actually love koreans.very nice people Stranger: ah.. You: most people here like koreans... Stranger: thanks You: particularly white guys... Stranger: ㅠㅠ Stranger: l want to speak english well You: dont worry about it.no one in america speaks english well. Stranger: thanks. You: MOS TIPE LEIK DIZ N SPEEK LEIK DIZ IN AMURCKA NUGGAZ You: so your already ahead of the curb... Stranger: i like Jennifer Aniston Stranger: lol You: who doesnt. You: she is worshipped in america You: alongside the chicken patties. Stranger: haha You: DO NOT LAUGH AT MY RELIGION! You: THIS IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL OF YOU.RAAAAAGEALKJGDALS;KGJAHJAJGALJG You: RALKSFAGAS Stranger: sorry.. You: ok. Stranger: We're from different customs You: i accept your apology.all hail 89 cent gorditas at taco bell Stranger: South Korea acknowledged that little things with a smile. 더 나은 번역 제공 Google 번역에 참여해 주셔서 감사합니다. 더 나은 번역 제공: South Korea acknowledged that little things with a smile. 번역에 사용 가능한 언어: 갈리시아어 그리스어 네덜란드어 노르웨이어 불가리아어 세르비아어 스와힐리어 스 Stranger: South Korea acknowledged that little things with a smile You: THE PRICES CANNOT BE BEAT. Stranger: yeah Stranger is typing... You: so are you hot? Stranger: do you watched dram? You: wait...your a chick right? Stranger: nono You: and what is dram? is that like korean soap opera or something. Stranger: chick? Stranger: what mea? Stranger: kid? Stranger: real chick? You: i was merely asking if you infact had a vagina that you could possibly send pics of to me so that i could post them on the internets.this is a most accepted custom in america.also chick means female...your over 18 right? You: not that it really matters.ive got like 8 differents proxies goin on... Stranger: ok Stranger: i ess Stranger: see Stranger: i'm male You: ...oh. You: what a let down. You: ... Stranger: hay You: do you have a hot sister or something?? Stranger: how tell are u? Stranger: ha Stranger: yeah You: DUDE. Stranger: i have sister You: GET THE CAMERA.. You: she's hot right? Stranger: ha.. Stranger: she is young Stranger: 10years old You: ... You: but she's hot right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hey You: What do you think about tentacle porn? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Heya Stranger: asl? You: What do you think about Beastiality? You: Yay or nay? Stranger: nay You: :( Your conversational partner has disconnected. FUCK THIS SITE IT'S BORING AS HELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toaster Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: RAPE Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: whats up You: I'm looking for a good time Stranger: r u a guy or a girl? You: guy, looking for little boy Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: NIGGER SAUCE! Stranger: well, there it is You: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toaster Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Its just too easy to fuck with people on this. Random time. 3402 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heya You: sup Stranger: fine Stranger: how r U? You: I dipped it in coffee. Stranger: cookie? You: The wheels, they're orange. Stranger: what is it Stranger: ? You: Kinda like a spider whistle, but different. Stranger: ok leave it Stranger: u must be a girl Stranger: rnt u? You: The ones they used on the movie titanic. Stranger: well then i hv to see movie again You: Yeah, I don't watch the ninja turtles when herding zebras. Stranger: r u a girl? You: I made a tree cry today. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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