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You: asl

Stranger: m or f?

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Stranger: u?

You: california

Stranger: nice

Stranger: can i ask you a seroius question?

You: lol ok?

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bwahahahahahaha omg did he really?

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Stranger: hey asl

You: 20/M/WHITE/GERMANY

Stranger: faggot

Stranger: go fuckyourself you nazi scumbag peice of shit

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People don't like nazis I guess.

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Stranger: HEY PRINCESS

You: how did you know about my royalty ?

Stranger: i smellt it :)

You: no thats just cause i didnt shower today

Stranger: ohhhh

Stranger: ahaha

Stranger: i see now

Stranger: evils

Stranger: now i get it

Stranger: you smell like un showerd

You: thats not nice

Stranger: no i like it

Stranger: its a nice fragrance

You: what do you smell like ?

Stranger: i smell like DKNY be delicious

Stranger: APPLES

Stranger: :)

You: do you like apples

You: ?

Stranger: there okay

Stranger: do you?

You: fuck off, as if what are you a homo or somethin ?

Stranger: hhahaha

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: maybe

You: oh me too

You: but seriously fuck apples

You: do you like grapes

Stranger: haha

You: ?

Stranger: yes i do :

Stranger: :)

Stranger: are you homo?

You: depends, has your mom had the op yet ?

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Stranger: hi^^

You: hi

Stranger: have you ever been to a bar?

You: sure why not

Stranger: I have been to a bar once. And I got into a fucking fight

You: oh

You: did you win ?

Stranger: kinda

Stranger: But I got fucking bruises

You: shoulda stabbed em with a broken beer bottle, oh well next time youll know

Stranger: haha yea. I know right?

You: how old are you ?

Stranger: I'm 19

You: were you from ?

Stranger: from the united states

Stranger: you?

You: im 25 from australia

Stranger: oohh

Stranger: cool

You: here in australia we have perfected the art of bar brawl

Stranger: oh really?

Stranger: NICE

You: yeah maybe i could show you a thing or two

Stranger: yea. You should

You: first sign of trouble you run and hide

Stranger: Why are there so many fucking retarded people who mess with someone they don not know

Stranger: Maybe they are too drunk?

You: then when they have forgotten about you sneak up behind them and insert your finger in their rectum

Stranger: WTF!?! Duude? Rectum? Shit it's to fucking ugly to hear. Haha :P

You: i didnt make the rules

Stranger: haha

You: try it , youll see

Stranger: yea. I'll try it for sure.

You: anywayz

You: you play xbox ?

Stranger: no I don't. I don't even have an xbox

You: are you poor ?

Stranger: nope I'm not poor. I just do not want an xbox. I have a ps3 though

You: sucks for you

You: igeuss you have no interest in online gaming ?

Stranger: I just don't like microsoft consoles. I like online gaming though.

Stranger: online gaming on my PC. Not xbox

You: ooohhhhhhhhhhhh, your one of those guys huh

You: ever played halo ?

Stranger: halo? I'm familiar with the game but I don't play it

You: so what do you play ?

Stranger: played halo once. BUT ON A GAMEBOY ADVANCE

Stranger: I play nba, nfl, nhl, fifa on my ps2 and some stupid shit on my ps3. I don't have much ps3 games though. Games are so expensive these days

You: seriously if i had to choose between PS3 or a finger in my rectum i would probably opt for the latter

Stranger: I kinda regretted buying that fucking ps3. Oh hey gotta go, my fucking girlfriend is calling me. ( SHEESH SEX SEX SEX! PLEASE! )

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Stranger: This Tom?

You: yeah its tom so fucking what , you got a problem ?

Stranger: Yeah. Where's My Fucking Cocaine.

Stranger: Im Coming For It Now. Have It Ready.

You: i wrapped it in tissue paper then put it in my ass now im fucking BUZZZZZZZZZZZZING !!!

Stranger: What The Fuck.

Stranger: Get Me My Fucking Cocaine.

Stranger: I'm Coming For It Now.

Stranger: You Don't Give It To Me, I'll Fucking Knife You.

You: fuck you man, your a pussy

Stranger: No, But I'm Licking Your Wife's.

You: fucking dork, im not married

You: seriously wanna meet and fight ?

Stranger: Right I'm Coming For It Now.

Stranger: See You In Two Minutes.

You: were are you from ?

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Stranger: hey

You: hey hey

Stranger: asl

You: 16 f california

You: you ?

Stranger: 21 m uk

Stranger: hows it going

You: good

You: you sound nice

You: there are some real weirdos on here

Stranger: yeah but its the same as anything i supose

Stranger: we are gona meet them no matter what we do

You: like this on guy who told me he likes to put earthworms in his rectum while he jerks off

You: creeped me out

Stranger: that sounds really wrong

Stranger: i think thats the first time i have ever heard that one

You: or this other guy who says he travels around at night searching for roadkill so he can remove the organs take them home freeze them then use them for sexual penetration

Stranger: wow thats a bit out there too

You: that one gave me half an erection

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u got a boyfriend

You: no , but i would like one

You: do you have a girlfriend ?

Stranger: no im single now

Stranger: what u into right now

You: i like to sit alone and imagine myself licking infected wounds

You: how about you ?

Stranger: im in watching lost right now

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You: tits?

Stranger: an abundance

You: oon you/

Stranger: a few

You: f?

Stranger: something like that

You: arent sure?

Stranger: It depends on your definition...

Stranger: what is your definition?

You: of a girl/

Stranger: more or less?

You: somebody who has a cunt, knows how to cook, suck dick and tease.

Stranger: a vague outline would be nice

Stranger: kasghsklhfdgdsasasda

Stranger: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY DAUGHTER THIS WAY!

You: whatever dude.

Stranger: I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ON THIS SIGHT!

You: site*

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!~

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Stranger: yello

You: amberlamps...do you know her?

You: do you know where i can contact her at?

Stranger: never heard of her

You: someone needs to call her...

Stranger: definitely

You: some old guy on a bus whooped some guys shoes.somehow amberlamps and m&ms factor into this but i dont know how...

Stranger: so?

You: he's bleeding all over the place and some bitch stole my bag.someone call the police do you have a cellular device?

You: anyways

You: on to our next topic.what is your name?

Stranger: vladimir

You: are you korean?

Stranger: does it sound korean? :D

You: i have no clue they all look the same to me anyways.much like black people...did i mention im black?

You: black dutch...have you heard of it?

Stranger: i have no problem with black people ... only in case they are stupid

You: my clogs have the nike swoosh.i paid way to much for them.

You: i have no problem with black people as long as they stay away from my tv set..and my car.and my wife...and all other property of mine.minorities cannot be trusted..

Stranger: and can you be trusted?

You: i black dutch..neither of these people can be trusted...

Stranger: :D

You: do you find this funny? racist bastard.

You: HONKY.

You: do you have pets?

Stranger: i had a rat

Stranger: but it died in september

You: yeah i had a goldfish once.but i killed it with a hammer in a fit of rage....i miss you bernie mac.

hello?

 

your partner has disconnected forgot to copy and paste that part go fuck yourselves.

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Stranger: hi

You: halle

You: sorry i cant spell.

Stranger: chinese?

You: nah,i had chinese the other night.pizza would be nice though...

Stranger: ...whats ur meaning?

You: i had chinese food last night and i would much rather have a pizza today.pepperoni would be optimum.

Stranger: u don't like chinese food?

You: i dont like chinese people either...

Stranger: umm. why?

You: i dont like chinese people...i love them!!!

You: does that make you feel better?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: haha

You: i only said i like chinese people because i assume your people have like crazy sattelites and shit and you would probably track my house down and send ninjas or someshit after me..or at the very least send me some crazy virus via the internet...

Stranger: why u say chinese like this?

Stranger: we r friendly to everyone from every country

You: im sorry.please take this heart as an apology...

You: actually i forgot how to make a heart..give me a sec

You: <3''

You: there..im sorry.

Stranger: ok...

Stranger: never mind

You: what part of china are you from?

Stranger: Fujian province

You: what part is that? east,west,north,south...

Stranger: south

Stranger: near the ocean

You: im from the south..southern united states...

Stranger: ..misisipi

You: no alaska.

Stranger: OH

Stranger: o often see the part in movie

You: what movie? did you know that alaska was in the southern part of the united states?

Stranger: in fact,i forgot.

Stranger: but i really know.

You: yeah.they lie and say that alaska is up north but its really next to mexico,we tell this to other countries so if anyone was to try to invade us the would have no idea what state they were actually in.this would cause quite alot of confusion as to where they are.they think they are invading alaska then WHAM. your in texas and its 112 degrees.

You: obviously they would not be dressed for that kind of weather but in winter attire.they will soon over heat and america will be victorious.

Stranger: ....crazy

You: crazy intelligent..

Stranger: yes

You: those damn ruskies would have no chance.

You: btw is your country in the winter olympics?

Stranger: yes

You: canada is losing..i assume they are at least

You: canada is like americas cousin with downs syndrome.we all secretly hate canadians.

Stranger: my teacher said canada is great

You: YOUR TEACHER LIED.

Stranger: almAccountost every country welcome the people who have canada account

You: fun fact.there are only 3 people in canada.the rest of the population is made up of trees and moose.everyone knows that moose are the retards of the deer family.so thats canada.a country of retarded deer.

You: i have to go..raise cattle

Stranger: ok

You: I LOVE YOU!!

You: wait...what is your name

Stranger: nancy

You: really? are you hot?

Stranger: im chinese

You: ...sooo....yes?no?only with the lights dimmed?

Stranger: whats ur meaning?

Stranger: whats ur meaning?

You: are you atractive...i imagine yes with a name like nancy.

Stranger: no

You: so...your ugly then? thats sad.did i mention that i raise cattle?

Stranger: r u carnivore

Stranger: ?

You: no.in america we ride cattle much like others would ride horses...trust me.its all true.

You: im like a car salesmen.i make buttloads of cash

Stranger: ..why?

You: why not?

Stranger is typing...

Stranger: how u make cash?

You: hustle hard.hustle real hard.

You: everyday im hustlin.

You: everyday im everyday im.

You: everyday im hustlin,hustlin,hustlin

You: RICK ROSS BIATCH.

Stranger: whats ur meaning?

You: im sorry nancy.this is classified informations.i have to go.one other question...have you heard of the oontz?

Stranger: no

You: hold on.

You: in america we say OONTZ for good luck.try it.whenever your day is going bad just say this...

You: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ.

Stranger: ..hehe

You: ALL POWER TO THE OONTZ.

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Stranger: hi

You: halle

You: sorry i cant spell.

Stranger: chinese?

You: nah,i had chinese the other night.pizza would be nice though...

Stranger: ...whats ur meaning?

You: i had chinese food last night and i would much rather have a pizza today.pepperoni would be optimum.

Stranger: u don't like chinese food?

You: i dont like chinese people either...

Stranger: umm. why?

You: i dont like chinese people...i love them!!!

You: does that make you feel better?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: haha

You: i only said i like chinese people because i assume your people have like crazy sattelites and shit and you would probably track my house down and send ninjas or someshit after me..or at the very least send me some crazy virus via the internet...

Stranger: why u say chinese like this?

Stranger: we r friendly to everyone from every country

You: im sorry.please take this heart as an apology...

You: actually i forgot how to make a heart..give me a sec

You: <3''

You: there..im sorry.

Stranger: ok...

Stranger: never mind

You: what part of china are you from?

Stranger: Fujian province

You: what part is that? east,west,north,south...

Stranger: south

Stranger: near the ocean

You: im from the south..southern united states...

Stranger: ..misisipi

You: no alaska.

Stranger: OH

Stranger: o often see the part in movie

You: what movie? did you know that alaska was in the southern part of the united states?

Stranger: in fact,i forgot.

Stranger: but i really know.

You: yeah.they lie and say that alaska is up north but its really next to mexico,we tell this to other countries so if anyone was to try to invade us the would have no idea what state they were actually in.this would cause quite alot of confusion as to where they are.they think they are invading alaska then WHAM. your in texas and its 112 degrees.

You: obviously they would not be dressed for that kind of weather but in winter attire.they will soon over heat and america will be victorious.

Stranger: ....crazy

You: crazy intelligent..

Stranger: yes

You: those damn ruskies would have no chance.

You: btw is your country in the winter olympics?

Stranger: yes

You: canada is losing..i assume they are at least

You: canada is like americas cousin with downs syndrome.we all secretly hate canadians.

Stranger: my teacher said canada is great

You: YOUR TEACHER LIED.

Stranger: almAccountost every country welcome the people who have canada account

You: fun fact.there are only 3 people in canada.the rest of the population is made up of trees and moose.everyone knows that moose are the retards of the deer family.so thats canada.a country of retarded deer.

You: i have to go..raise cattle

Stranger: ok

You: I LOVE YOU!!

You: wait...what is your name

Stranger: nancy

You: really? are you hot?

Stranger: im chinese

You: ...sooo....yes?no?only with the lights dimmed?

Stranger: whats ur meaning?

You: are you atractive...i imagine yes with a name like nancy.

Stranger: no

You: so...your ugly then? thats sad.did i mention that i raise cattle?

Stranger: r u carnivore

Stranger: ?

You: no.in america we ride cattle much like others would ride horses...trust me.its all true.

You: im like a car salesmen.i make buttloads of cash

Stranger: ..why?

You: why not?

Stranger: how u make cash?

You: hustle hard.hustle real hard.

You: everyday im hustlin.

You: everyday im everyday im.

You: everyday im hustlin,hustlin,hustlin

You: RICK ROSS BIATCH.

Stranger: whats ur meaning?

You: im sorry nancy.this is classified informations.i have to go.one other question...have you heard of the oontz?

Stranger: no

You: hold on.

You: in america we say OONTZ for good luck.try it.whenever your day is going bad just say this...

You: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ.

Stranger: ..hehe

You: ALL POWER TO THE OONTZ.

You: GOODBYE MY LOVE.OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

Stranger: good bye

Stranger: wait

Stranger: can u give me ur e-mail?

You: what is yours?

Stranger: nancyanddao@163.com

 

dao is speaking to me through a chinese woman.go figure.

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Stranger: I am your master and you are my slave.

You: negro please

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You: J

Stranger: hi asl? :0

Stranger: :)

You: AS IN JEW

You: i fucking hate them

You: WHITE POWER

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Stranger: Ahno is king of foul

Stranger: agree with?

You: who?

You: oontz is all powerful.

Stranger: ?

You: bow down to the oontz

You: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

Stranger: where are u from

You: AMERICA

You: king of hamburgers

Stranger: do u know ahno?

You: pronounced anal?

Stranger: yeah

You: are you some kinda pervert? becuase thats the vibe im getting.

You: because im okay with that...

You: sick fuck.

Stranger: ha

Stranger: hay

You: you know you are...

Stranger: how old

You: seventeeners

Stranger: 17?

You: are you iliteret?

Stranger: whay?

Stranger: what?

Stranger: iliteret?

You: yes im seventeen and your an illiteret bastard

You: *basterd.

You: sorry.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: my english is very poor

You: where are you from?

stranger: korean

Stranger: i'm 16

You: word...are you a chick?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: no

You: so you have a penis then???

You: because...

You: im open to new things.

You: LOL IS HE JOKING???who knows

Stranger: ha..

Stranger: we

Stranger: learned

Stranger: english

Stranger: in school

Stranger: lol laugh

You: really? in america we learn english from the mexicans.

Stranger: ha..

Stranger: great

You: it makes things very hard to understand...

Stranger: korean student study hard..

Stranger: very tired.

Stranger: sorry..

Stranger: lol

You: the silent h's and double L's fuck a nigga up sometimes.

Stranger: ha..

Stranger: hay

You: its what we feed horses and poor people.

Stranger: Are chickens exactly what you mean?

You: no.in america many people worship chickens...especially when they are in the form of chicken patties from wendy's

You: hello?

Stranger: ah..

Stranger: i see

Stranger: yeah

You: what do koreans worship??

You: a golden cow or someshit right?

You: there are alot of koreans in this part of america..

Stranger: Buddhism in Korea, such as the Christian Catholic religion has a wide range.

You: the koreans here cannot be trusted.

You: jus sayin.

Stranger: ha..

Stranger: Asian people have put a joke?

You: what?

Stranger: Western people are contemptuous of the Asian people?

You: they have been known to sell shotty merchandise at there many many korean markets on my streets...

You: to be honest no,

You: i actually love koreans.very nice people

Stranger: ah..

You: most people here like koreans...

Stranger: thanks

You: particularly white guys...

Stranger: ㅠㅠ

Stranger: l want to speak english well

You: dont worry about it.no one in america speaks english well.

Stranger: thanks.

You: MOS TIPE LEIK DIZ N SPEEK LEIK DIZ IN AMURCKA NUGGAZ

You: so your already ahead of the curb...

Stranger: i like Jennifer Aniston

Stranger: lol

You: who doesnt.

You: she is worshipped in america

You: alongside the chicken patties.

Stranger: haha

You: DO NOT LAUGH AT MY RELIGION!

You: THIS IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL OF YOU.RAAAAAGEALKJGDALS;KGJAHJAJGALJG

You: RALKSFAGAS

Stranger: sorry..

You: ok.

Stranger: We're from different customs

You: i accept your apology.all hail 89 cent gorditas at taco bell

Stranger: South Korea acknowledged that little things with a smile.

 

 

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South Korea acknowledged that little things with a smile.

 

번역에 사용 가능한 언어:

 

갈리시아어

그리스어

네덜란드어

노르웨이어

불가리아어

세르비아어

스와힐리어 스

Stranger: South Korea acknowledged that little things with a smile

You: THE PRICES CANNOT BE BEAT.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger is typing...

You: so are you hot?

Stranger: do you watched dram?

You: wait...your a chick right?

Stranger: nono

You: and what is dram? is that like korean soap opera or something.

Stranger: chick?

Stranger: what mea?

Stranger: kid?

Stranger: real chick?

You: i was merely asking if you infact had a vagina that you could possibly send pics of to me so that i could post them on the internets.this is a most accepted custom in america.also chick means female...your over 18 right?

You: not that it really matters.ive got like 8 differents proxies goin on...

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i ess

Stranger: see

Stranger: i'm male

You: ...oh.

You: what a let down.

You: ...

Stranger: hay

You: do you have a hot sister or something??

Stranger: how tell are u?

Stranger: ha

Stranger: yeah

You: DUDE.

Stranger: i have sister

You: GET THE CAMERA..

You: she's hot right?

Stranger: ha..

Stranger: she is young

Stranger: 10years old

You: ...

You: but she's hot right...

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You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: What do you think about tentacle porn?

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Stranger: hey

You: Heya

Stranger: asl?

You: What do you think about Beastiality?

You: Yay or nay?

Stranger: nay

You: :(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

FUCK THIS SITE IT'S BORING AS HELL

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Its just too easy to fuck with people on this. Random time.

 

3402 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heya

You: sup

Stranger: fine

Stranger: how r U?

You: I dipped it in coffee.

Stranger: cookie?

You: The wheels, they're orange.

Stranger: what is it

Stranger: ?

You: Kinda like a spider whistle, but different.

Stranger: ok leave it

Stranger: u must be a girl

Stranger: rnt u?

You: The ones they used on the movie titanic.

Stranger: well then i hv to see movie again

You: Yeah, I don't watch the ninja turtles when herding zebras.

Stranger: r u a girl?

You: I made a tree cry today.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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