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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hi, I'm m so if you're going to disconnect, do so now.

You: Sorry, there was an error with our chat server, please enter your Social Security Number and date of birth for verification.

Stranger: I don't have a social security number and i don;t know my date of birth

You: I'm sorry, I didn't understand that response, please try again.

Stranger: I wander the streets after having grown up not knowing anything about myself...occasionally i go into internet cafes or libraries to get any outside human interaction

Stranger: I look like a bum so no one talks to me

You: You seem to be having trouble with our system - Lets back up

Stranger: But I have to wait several weeks between visits...the libraries especially figure out if you're trying to sleep

You: Sorry, there was an error with our chat server, please enter your Social Security Number and date of birth for verification.

Stranger: As I said, I don't think I have a social security number and i dont know my date of birth because i was abandoned at a yound age

You: I'm sorry, I didn't understand that response, please try again.

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Stranger: Hi there?

You: hello?

Stranger: you alrighttT?

You: i am sooooo stoned right now....is this real?

You: am i in the outernet

Stranger: yeaaah its real mate :)

Stranger: asl?

You: whats an asl?

Stranger: age, gender and where you live?

You: so asl is agwyl?

You: deep brother

Stranger: hahahaha no its shortened

Stranger: age/sex/live

Stranger: haha :D

You: 19/eagle/and im alive

You: i think im alive

Stranger: ahha :)

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Stranger: hi

You: HI

Stranger: from

You: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: thats not asl u fag

You: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: i am not a fag

You: I am a hot 21 year old girl.

Stranger: lies

You: I look like Megan Fox

Stranger: bullshit

You: Really!

You: Combined with Red FOx

Stranger: ur a dumbass

You: ANd Fox Mulder

Stranger: gay

Stranger: gay

Stranger: fag

You: on Fox news

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi gay male?

You: yes

You: how'd you know?

Stranger: just a guess :)

Stranger: where ya from?

You: nebraska

You: you?

Stranger: north carolina

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 20

You: I'm 14

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Hola

 

Stranger: man im tired of all these bitches freakin out when i break out the weed after i smash

shit is irritatin

 

You: Yeah they be tripping

 

Stranger: its what they do

 

You: Like damn B you really gonna get pissed just because I want to light a dub, after we do the rub?

 

You: You feel me?

 

Stranger: reel talk

 

Stranger: http://i32.tinypic.com/oaympe.jpg

 

Stranger: enjoy

 

Stranger: thats my chick though

 

Stranger: so dont even think about it

 

You: Something else, they be tripping when you out got your homies at your pad. But when they go out clubbing they dont give a shit or think its bad.

 

Stranger: well you need a reel bitch

 

Stranger: she wont pull that shit

 

You: Word Where you pick up a fly beezy that wont pull none of that hood rat shit on ya?

 

Stranger: shiit idk

 

Stranger: not in tha hood

 

Stranger: but white girls are crazy too

 

You: Library or some shit ya dig ^_^b, thats probably where.

 

You: White girls be nasty though.

 

Stranger: haha comedy

 

You: Like its russian roullette when you hit it with a white girl, your bound to get some shit.

 

Stranger: haha fo real?

 

Stranger: i havent ran into any freaks like that

 

You: White girls near me at least they skanky, like you don't know who they been with.

 

Stranger: yee i know a few like that

 

Stranger: but same goes for the hood rats my dood

 

Stranger: i always throw rubber on

 

Stranger: unless its the wifey

 

Stranger: if its a jumpoff, thats a no no

 

You: Yeah real real. I'm gonna try and pick me up a lady at seaworld or some shit, they love dolphins and all that mad oceaongraphy shit they probably be cool.

 

Stranger: nigga yous crazy

 

Stranger: who you listen to

 

Stranger: im fuckin with ROSS and GUCCI right now

 

You: I guess so, You into them big ass hoes, I want me a Librarian who can cook me some macaroni and aint gonna be creeping or try and stab me in the night if I marry her.

 

Stranger: and cook for me

 

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Oh this is going to be fun. My first conversation didn't last 3 minutes!

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hola

Stranger: m/f

You: hermaphrodite.

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You: THATS WHATS UP

You: FUCKING JEW

You: FILTHY

Stranger: SIEG HEIL

You: HELL YEAH BROTHER

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I've tried this:

 

 

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi . !

You: oooontz ooooontz?

You: cheetoh feet?

Stranger: :|

You: I am a wombat.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

YOU: Did you know Omegel sensors your social secriuty number when you type it? look xxxx-xxx-xxxx

Stranger: haha

Stranger: fukn capitalist bastards

YOU: haha did not come up as a registered social secriuty number

You: please try again-

Stranger: aww shit

YOU: niether did that one sorry try again

Stranger: well i guess we'll have to bow down to these dictators they call the omeglians

YOU: Well if you bow down i will have to proceed to pee in your butthole

YOU: sorry its protocal

Stranger: ah well everything has a price

YOU: You would say that bitch

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: im not a girl, im from Turkey

Stranger: i said first

You: turkey?

Stranger: yes

You: hmm. like the sandwich?

Stranger: yes i like why ?

You: like the jerky

You: so what do you want

You: im a girl from america

Stranger: nice .

Stranger: what is your age ?

You: turkey huh. like thanksgiving

You: a 9 year old female from america

You: yall dont give a shit about that in turkey do you tho

Stranger: what do u mean, i dont understand

You: eat a dick sandwich turkeyboy

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where are you from?

You: usa

You: nyc

You: u

Stranger: wow~~I'm south korea

You: male or female

Stranger: male

You: y

Stranger: ??

You: why?

You: ya

Stranger: ㄴ가 아냐

You: WHY

You: lol wut

Stranger: 내가아냐고

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: are you 12?

Stranger: no

Stranger: but vice versa

Stranger: 21

You: OH....I ONLY LIKE LITTLE KIDS

Stranger: :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hola

You: hey there

Stranger: from?

You: seattle

You: you?

Stranger: shanghai asia

You: SUCKY SUCKY

You: FIVE DORRA

You: I GLIVE YOU GOO PLICE

Stranger: what is it

You: SUCKY?

Stranger: plice

You: FIVE DORRA

Stranger: non

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