YouMad.GIF Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi, I'm m so if you're going to disconnect, do so now. You: Sorry, there was an error with our chat server, please enter your Social Security Number and date of birth for verification. Stranger: I don't have a social security number and i don;t know my date of birth You: I'm sorry, I didn't understand that response, please try again. Stranger: I wander the streets after having grown up not knowing anything about myself...occasionally i go into internet cafes or libraries to get any outside human interaction Stranger: I look like a bum so no one talks to me You: You seem to be having trouble with our system - Lets back up Stranger: But I have to wait several weeks between visits...the libraries especially figure out if you're trying to sleep You: Sorry, there was an error with our chat server, please enter your Social Security Number and date of birth for verification. Stranger: As I said, I don't think I have a social security number and i dont know my date of birth because i was abandoned at a yound age You: I'm sorry, I didn't understand that response, please try again. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 after being drunk and talking to weird asians on this shit for an hour, most of you deserve props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: well this was fun. thanks You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Stranger: Hi there? You: hello? Stranger: you alrighttT? You: i am sooooo stoned right now....is this real? You: am i in the outernet Stranger: yeaaah its real mate :) Stranger: asl? You: whats an asl? Stranger: age, gender and where you live? You: so asl is agwyl? You: deep brother Stranger: hahahaha no its shortened Stranger: age/sex/live Stranger: haha :D You: 19/eagle/and im alive You: i think im alive Stranger: ahha :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezz Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Stranger: hii Stranger: from? You: heyy You: usa You: you? Stranger: turkey Stranger: ur age? You: 16 u? Stranger: me too Stranger: m or f* You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Stranger: hi You: HI Stranger: from You: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: thats not asl u fag You: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: i am not a fag You: I am a hot 21 year old girl. Stranger: lies You: I look like Megan Fox Stranger: bullshit You: Really! You: Combined with Red FOx Stranger: ur a dumbass You: ANd Fox Mulder Stranger: gay Stranger: gay Stranger: fag You: on Fox news Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi gay male? You: yes You: how'd you know? Stranger: just a guess :) Stranger: where ya from? You: nebraska You: you? Stranger: north carolina You: how old are you? Stranger: 20 You: I'm 14 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 wow this is entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 None of these conversations are funny to anyone but the person who posts them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hola Stranger: man im tired of all these bitches freakin out when i break out the weed after i smash shit is irritatin You: Yeah they be tripping Stranger: its what they do You: Like damn B you really gonna get pissed just because I want to light a dub, after we do the rub? You: You feel me? Stranger: reel talk Stranger: http://i32.tinypic.com/oaympe.jpg Stranger: enjoy Stranger: thats my chick though Stranger: so dont even think about it You: Something else, they be tripping when you out got your homies at your pad. But when they go out clubbing they dont give a shit or think its bad. Stranger: well you need a reel bitch Stranger: she wont pull that shit You: Word Where you pick up a fly beezy that wont pull none of that hood rat shit on ya? Stranger: shiit idk Stranger: not in tha hood Stranger: but white girls are crazy too You: Library or some shit ya dig ^_^b, thats probably where. You: White girls be nasty though. Stranger: haha comedy You: Like its russian roullette when you hit it with a white girl, your bound to get some shit. Stranger: haha fo real? Stranger: i havent ran into any freaks like that You: White girls near me at least they skanky, like you don't know who they been with. Stranger: yee i know a few like that Stranger: but same goes for the hood rats my dood Stranger: i always throw rubber on Stranger: unless its the wifey Stranger: if its a jumpoff, thats a no no You: Yeah real real. I'm gonna try and pick me up a lady at seaworld or some shit, they love dolphins and all that mad oceaongraphy shit they probably be cool. Stranger: nigga yous crazy Stranger: who you listen to Stranger: im fuckin with ROSS and GUCCI right now You: I guess so, You into them big ass hoes, I want me a Librarian who can cook me some macaroni and aint gonna be creeping or try and stab me in the night if I marry her. Stranger: and cook for me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Oh this is going to be fun. My first conversation didn't last 3 minutes! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hola Stranger: m/f You: hermaphrodite. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Stranger: whaz up`? You: ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░ ░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░░ ░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░ ░█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█░ ░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░ ░░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░ ░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ You: THATS WHATS UP You: FUCKING JEW You: FILTHY Stranger: SIEG HEIL You: HELL YEAH BROTHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Wow --every time I click "start a conversation," I honestly feel myself regress more and more. It's like i'm 13 again. Omegle makes the shit I say here in Ch.0 look like Quantum Physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 i wonder how many times oontzers are talking to oontzers, statistically it has to be happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I've tried this: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi . ! You: oooontz ooooontz? You: cheetoh feet? Stranger: :| You: I am a wombat. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Donnie Darko Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! YOU: Did you know Omegel sensors your social secriuty number when you type it? look xxxx-xxx-xxxx Stranger: haha Stranger: fukn capitalist bastards YOU: haha did not come up as a registered social secriuty number You: please try again- Stranger: aww shit YOU: niether did that one sorry try again Stranger: well i guess we'll have to bow down to these dictators they call the omeglians YOU: Well if you bow down i will have to proceed to pee in your butthole YOU: sorry its protocal Stranger: ah well everything has a price YOU: You would say that bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 i suck at this shit. Too nice i managed to get in a half hour conversation with a 16 year old finnish girl who was babysitting her cousins bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 You: ASL You: QUICK You: ASL Stranger: Cybersex? Stranger: 18 m USA You: I came. You have disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 HAHASHAHAHAAHHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: im not a girl, im from Turkey Stranger: i said first You: turkey? Stranger: yes You: hmm. like the sandwich? Stranger: yes i like why ? You: like the jerky You: so what do you want You: im a girl from america Stranger: nice . Stranger: what is your age ? You: turkey huh. like thanksgiving You: a 9 year old female from america You: yall dont give a shit about that in turkey do you tho Stranger: what do u mean, i dont understand You: eat a dick sandwich turkeyboy You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 check this out.. http://www.gmail.com dude that's a lot of storage for an email! Props for finding such a sweet site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 ps this site (the one we're talking about) scares me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: usa You: nyc You: u Stranger: wow~~I'm south korea You: male or female Stranger: male You: y Stranger: ?? You: why? You: ya Stranger: ㄴ가 아냐 You: WHY You: lol wut Stranger: 내가아냐고 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: are you 12? Stranger: no Stranger: but vice versa Stranger: 21 You: OH....I ONLY LIKE LITTLE KIDS Stranger: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 KOREAN PEOPLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewAccount12345 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 i like this its dope ahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hola You: hey there Stranger: from? You: seattle You: you? Stranger: shanghai asia You: SUCKY SUCKY You: FIVE DORRA You: I GLIVE YOU GOO PLICE Stranger: what is it You: SUCKY? Stranger: plice You: FIVE DORRA Stranger: non You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewAccount12345 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 im totally irrational and racist HAHAHAHHAHAAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Shit I forgot you were meant to use omegle for intellectual debates with strangers. Got me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 lol....got tired of chatroullette...so i went to omegle.. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: m or f? Stranger: f You: sexy or fat? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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