NeRVe54 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Not sure if this has already been done. If not, enjoy. http://www.Omegle.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I've done it. There's a couple of other threads too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: sup? You: not much You: just molested my daughter and i feel wicked fuckin guilty You: its been like 4 times now Stranger: I would to if I did that. Stranger: you should feel horrible. You: youre a fucking sicko Stranger: no u Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 2758 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Will you marry me> Stranger: ? You: *wild child molestor appears* Stranger: Great way to start a conversation, huh? ^__^ You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR DEFENDS* Stranger: How about completing it by saying "i do"? You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR STEALS 14 GOLD* Stranger: Or how about i complete it by saying DISCONNECT? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 theres been a few threads on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 been done... NEXT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 check this out.. http://www.gmail.com oh oh and.. http://www.youtube.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: all i want is a girl with cam.... Stranger: hi You: hello im Pfffft Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: yo wasaap You: WAZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPP Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Stranger: Hey You: SUP PUTO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl is boring Stranger: hello Stranger: lol Stranger: yeah, but it cuts straight to the point...lol Stranger: for some... Stranger: how are you today Stranger: what is your favorite color? Stranger: mine is green :) You: DO YOU PROUNONCE SATAN AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR Stranger: no, not so much.... You: WHY IS THIS You: ARE YOU AFRAID TO DIG DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL, AND DISCOVER WHAT THOSE WHO ARE TO WEAK DO NOT KNOW ABOUT LIFE Stranger: I except JESUS CHRIST AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR! You: GOD IS WEAK. You: SATAN You: IS STRON You: G You: G You: G You: G You: G You: G You: 666 Stranger: that doesn't bother me You: your a little fucking bitch then You: buster ass chopa Stranger: if it did, you would be proving my faith as weak, almost as weak as your "lord" satan Stranger: lol Stranger: good luck Stranger: u dont knoow me *say that like a latina woman its funnier* You: it's spelt you not u You: you fucking inbred red neck piece of shit Stranger: I know that...it was a joke You: OKAY You: GOOD You: CAUSE... You: I WANT TO BE FRIENDS You: BUT I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME You: FUCK Stranger: ok...i was just kidding You: GOD WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME I REALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF You: NO ONE EVEN KNOWS I EXIST Stranger: wow.... Stranger: i do lol Stranger: your making yourself very pronounced :) Stranger: so now, although you have tried to be incredibly offensive, i know you are alive Stranger: Jesus go with you :) You: Thank you so much You: You've really made me feel better about myself Stranger: you are welcome Stranger: really? cool. Stranger: happy to help Stranger: i've been praying for you since we started talking... You: How old are you? Stranger: 22 Stranger: you? You: 16 You: are you a guy? Stranger: yeah, you? You: im a girl. You: where do you live? Stranger: washington state, you? You: oregon. i would deff come up and preach with you though Stranger: yeah? You: mhm Stranger: do you have faith? You: i do now Stranger: are you just messing with me? Stranger: or are you being genuine... Stranger: i hope you are You: well... You: all i have to say beyond the fact that you are a nice guy is... You: …………………………………………""-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-"" ……………………………………."-^*''::::::::::"""-~-""~-*-""-^*~~-"" ……………………………….."-^*''::::"""-::::""-~~-""::~-""::::/:::-~^^-" ……………………………."-*':::::::::"-^*::-"":::~-""::-":::/::""""-~:::::'\ ………………………….../::::::::"-~^^::::^~-"-":::"-*-"/":::::::::::""-::'\ …………………………../::::::::/::-~~-""::-"::'\:""-*' . . . . *-"::::"""-~^:: …………………………::::::::~~-""____"""-~^* . . . . . . . . *-":::::::-"\ …………………………:::::"-^*''¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'\::::^-":-"\ …………………………::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .':::~-"":'| …………………………..\:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \:::~-""" ……………………………\::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\:::::::"-'" …………………………….*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ""-~~~~-"" . . .'\::::/ /''\'\ ……………………………...-| . ""-~~~~-" . . . . "-*"-^*''o¯¯'''''*' . . . \:/ / . | | ……………………………...'\| .*^^*'''¯o¯'''*-" . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . | .\*-" '| …………………………….... . *^~~-~^*'' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./-~./ ……………………………….\'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /' ……………………………….. . . . . . . ."- ' . . . .*^" . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. …………………………………*-" . . . . . \"-""_""-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there ……………………………………\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| …………………………………….'\ . . . ""_""-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .\ ……………………………………...\ . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . \-"-" ……………………………………….''-" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."-* . . . | . \''*-"" ………………………………………….*-" . . . . . . . . . . . . ""-^'' . . . . / . . '\;;;;*^-"" …………………………………………...*^-"" . . . . . . .""-*' . . . . . ./' . . . ;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-""_ ……………………………………….""-^*'|\ . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . ."-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-""_ ……………………………….."""-^*'';;;;;;;;| *-" . . . . . . . . . . . "-*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^-"" …………………………""-^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;|\ . .*-"" . . . . . . ."-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~-"" ……………………""-^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|.\ . . . *^~-""""-^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;¯'''*^-""_ ……………..""-^*'¯;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| .\ . . . "-*'::::::-" . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"-^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;''\ You have disconnected. hahahahaha this was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: What famous dead person would you most like to have intercourse with (and which type)? You: STEVE IRWIN You: THRU THE HOLE IN HIS CHEST You: YOU You: ? Stranger: HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Stranger: AND SHOVE IT IN MY ASS Stranger: AND MASSAGE MY PROSTATE WITH IT'S STINGER Stranger: I'D WANT TO TAKE THAT STING RAY You: is this twinky? Stranger: No Stranger: At least, not to my knowledge You: thats what they all say Stranger: Ah You: its a likely story .... really You: have you every had sleep paralysis You: ? Stranger: all the time Stranger: it's awfull You: you lie like a dog You: lucid dreaming? Stranger: not very often You: midnight rape with no lube? Stranger: How hot is he? You: looks like yer hairy uncle You: but eith no teef Stranger: nonononononononononononoonononononononononononoonono You: you liar You: did you know omegle actualy means You: whales vagina You: ? Stranger: No Stranger: That's San Diego You: crafty jew Stranger: aren't they all? Stranger: I mean Stranger: that took some major planning Stranger: 9/11 wasn't easy to pull off You: entertain me Stranger: I've had sex outside in the snow Stranger: d Stranger: It was hot Stranger: and col You: meh Stranger: okay okay Stranger: I had a friend fuck a watermelon for $5 You: was he black Stranger: then I cut it up and served it to everyone without their knowledge You: if i was racist You: i would say you answered my question in the affirmative Stranger: Ah Stranger: He was not Stranger: Asian actually You: so only about a half an inch of it was tainted? Stranger: Hahaha Stranger: and he's big, like 9inches hard Stranger: There were like 5 holes he went into Stranger: so Stranger: the whole thing was penis'd You: yer mad homo You: nigga you gay.jpeg Stranger: I am gay You: yes you are gay Stranger: I really honestly am You: yes i know You: you are hella gay You: mad homo son Stranger: I love cock You: i bet yer a TPWF You: arent you Stranger: ?? You: i knew it You: yer type are all over this site You: MOTHERFUCKERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Stranger: hi You: ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░ ░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░░ ░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░ ░█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█░ ░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░ ░░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░ ░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: http://www.redtube.com/1030 Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lol: :lol: im about to check you the video now i hope its hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: AHH You: AYY ESSEEE You: WASSUP HOLMES Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***** Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: HI Stranger: how are ye? You: FIEN You: U Stranger: not so bad You: TYEP MUCH? INNERNETS? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ***** You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: GAH You: I hear worms Stranger: Okay Stranger: What do they say You: worms don't talk, wtf? Stranger: LOl Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Stranger: BAM Stranger: ur dead Your conversational partner has disconnected fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 My convo can be summed up to this little part lol You: i have well sized but not to big tits with a firm ass Stranger: thats nice :) You: a cute face with hair a little past my shoulders You: 2 piercings on my ears and a belly ring Stranger: you sound hot Stranger: =] You: i used to have my nipple pierced also You: i tend to be easy to get naked i dont know y.. You: i have bright green eyes and a small tatoo right above my cock You: i mean pussy.... Stranger: what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 oh and this... You: do you like anal or no? Stranger: yeah, do you? You: not really ive tried it tho. You: it hurts the first few times.. You: it squeased my cock to hard.. You: i mean hurt my butthole.... Stranger: why do you keep saying cock? You: to confuse you. You: haha i was just kidding silly.. Stranger: okay this guys fucked up yo wtf...haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 one more haha Stranger: does it hurt when someone fucks your pussy? You: a little the first time. my dick is pretty big... You: i mean my pussy is tight. You: or used to be... Stranger: stop that You: sorry its to fun You: am i throwin your fap game off? Stranger: so your pussy is tight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I started off trolling people but then ended up talking to a 15 yr old girl. She sent me her picture with the word stranger on her hand to prove who she was. She had braces...Not nude, fuck off Hanson. It was totally surreal. Depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 pics or it didnt happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I also received non noodz from some girl on there. She lived in Philly and got robbed by black people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 ^ But really thats like half a philly's population Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Stranger: hey Stranger: m/f? You: if you got hate in your heart let it out You: white power You: ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░ ░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░░ ░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░ ░█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█░ ░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░ ░░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░ ░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ Stranger: Fuck niggers You: thats what im sayin You: mexicans to You: o Stranger: idk there's some cool niggs Stranger: ive met a few Stranger: but majority are ignorant pieces of sh it You: indeed Stranger: i say wipe the entire middle east out though Stranger: Fuck em Stranger: im out Stranger: gonna try to find some tits Stranger: WP!! You: WHITTEE POWWWUHH Your conversational partner has disconnected. edit: stole your swatstica(cnat spell) thrashcat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: what? Stranger: i want to cum on your tits You: why do you keep calling? Stranger: idk You: leave me alone, ill call the cops Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 what does it mean if your connection imploded? i think the other guy divided by zero Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hrny? You: dude learn to read, asl is boring Stranger: ok sory You: you should be. Stranger: you geryatric fukkk!! You: im not sure where you are coming from with that, You: but i suggest you take a step back and realize where you are. Stranger: ur a delapitated donky dik You: nice spelling champ. You: d00d im sew gud @ teh 7Ypz0r5 Connection imploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Stranger: http://www.redtube.com/1030 Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lol: :lol: im about to check you the video now i hope its hilarious. ALL BAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 longest one ive had so far: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello, are you my father? Stranger: no You: bummer Stranger: y? You: ive never met him. Stranger: that sucks You: yeah, i hope he has a mustashe Stranger: if it makes you feel any better i probably havent met him either You: i dunno, did he look like me? Stranger: idk You: oh. did he type like i do? Stranger: i havent met him You: me either, we have so much in common! Stranger: haha ik! You: we should have a sleepover. Stranger: i doubt my parents would go for that You: aw. that sucks Stranger: last time i slept over someones house while i was sleeping he came into my tent and raped me Stranger: and said if i ever told my parents he would kill me Stranger: and showed me a gun You: i dont live in a tent Stranger: we were camping out Stranger: in his yard You: oh, do you wanna camp out? Stranger: no. i dont wanna bring back memories You: ill invite my dad Stranger: i thought you havent met him You: yeah, but a camping trip would be a great way to meet! Stranger: ill pass Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 [/img] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Sorry, there was an error with our chat server, please enter your Social Security Number and date of birth for verification. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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