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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: sup?

You: not much

You: just molested my daughter and i feel wicked fuckin guilty

You: its been like 4 times now

Stranger: I would to if I did that.

Stranger: you should feel horrible.

You: youre a fucking sicko

Stranger: no u

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Stranger: Will you marry me>

Stranger: ?

You: *wild child molestor appears*

Stranger: Great way to start a conversation, huh? ^__^

You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR DEFENDS*

Stranger: How about completing it by saying "i do"?

You: *WILD CHILD MOLESTOR STEALS 14 GOLD*

Stranger: Or how about i complete it by saying DISCONNECT?

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Stranger: all i want is a girl with cam....

Stranger: hi

You: hello im Pfffft

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Stranger: hi

You: yo wasaap

You: WAZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPP

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: asl is boring

Stranger: hello

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah, but it cuts straight to the point...lol

Stranger: for some...

Stranger: how are you today

Stranger: what is your favorite color?

Stranger: mine is green :)

You: DO YOU PROUNONCE SATAN AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR

Stranger: no, not so much....

You: WHY IS THIS

You: ARE YOU AFRAID TO DIG DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL, AND DISCOVER WHAT THOSE WHO ARE TO WEAK DO NOT KNOW ABOUT LIFE

Stranger: I except JESUS CHRIST AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR!

You: GOD IS WEAK.

You: SATAN

You: IS STRON

You: G

You: G

You: G

You: G

You: G

You: G

You: 666

Stranger: that doesn't bother me

You: your a little fucking bitch then

You: buster ass chopa

Stranger: if it did, you would be proving my faith as weak, almost as weak as your "lord" satan

Stranger: lol

Stranger: good luck

Stranger: u dont knoow me *say that like a latina woman its funnier*

You: it's spelt you not u

You: you fucking inbred red neck piece of shit

Stranger: I know that...it was a joke

You: OKAY

You: GOOD

You: CAUSE...

You: I WANT TO BE FRIENDS

You: BUT I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME

You: FUCK

Stranger: ok...i was just kidding

You: GOD WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME I REALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF

You: NO ONE EVEN KNOWS I EXIST

Stranger: wow....

Stranger: i do lol

Stranger: your making yourself very pronounced :)

Stranger: so now, although you have tried to be incredibly offensive, i know you are alive

Stranger: Jesus go with you :)

You: Thank you so much

You: You've really made me feel better about myself

Stranger: you are welcome

Stranger: really? cool.

Stranger: happy to help

Stranger: i've been praying for you since we started talking...

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 22

Stranger: you?

You: 16

You: are you a guy?

Stranger: yeah, you?

You: im a girl.

You: where do you live?

Stranger: washington state, you?

You: oregon. i would deff come up and preach with you though

Stranger: yeah?

You: mhm

Stranger: do you have faith?

You: i do now

Stranger: are you just messing with me?

Stranger: or are you being genuine...

Stranger: i hope you are

You: well...

You: all i have to say beyond the fact that you are a nice guy is...

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hahahahaha this was great

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: What famous dead person would you most like to have intercourse with (and which type)?

You: STEVE IRWIN

You: THRU THE HOLE IN HIS CHEST

You: YOU

You: ?

Stranger: HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Stranger: AND SHOVE IT IN MY ASS

Stranger: AND MASSAGE MY PROSTATE WITH IT'S STINGER

Stranger: I'D WANT TO TAKE THAT STING RAY

You: is this twinky?

Stranger: No

Stranger: At least, not to my knowledge

You: thats what they all say

Stranger: Ah

You: its a likely story .... really

You: have you every had sleep paralysis

You: ?

Stranger: all the time

Stranger: it's awfull

You: you lie like a dog

You: lucid dreaming?

Stranger: not very often

You: midnight rape with no lube?

Stranger: How hot is he?

You: looks like yer hairy uncle

You: but eith no teef

Stranger: nonononononononononononoonononononononononononoonono

You: you liar

You: did you know omegle actualy means

You: whales vagina

You: ?

Stranger: No

Stranger: That's San Diego

You: crafty jew

Stranger: aren't they all?

Stranger: I mean

Stranger: that took some major planning

Stranger: 9/11 wasn't easy to pull off

You: entertain me

Stranger: I've had sex outside in the snow

Stranger: d

Stranger: It was hot

Stranger: and col

You: meh

Stranger: okay okay

Stranger: I had a friend fuck a watermelon for $5

You: was he black

Stranger: then I cut it up and served it to everyone without their knowledge

You: if i was racist

You: i would say you answered my question in the affirmative

Stranger: Ah

Stranger: He was not

Stranger: Asian actually

You: so only about a half an inch of it was tainted?

Stranger: Hahaha

Stranger: and he's big, like 9inches hard

Stranger: There were like 5 holes he went into

Stranger: so

Stranger: the whole thing was penis'd

You: yer mad homo

You: nigga you gay.jpeg

Stranger: I am gay

You: yes you are gay

Stranger: I really honestly am

You: yes i know

You: you are hella gay

You: mad homo son

Stranger: I love cock

You: i bet yer a TPWF

You: arent you

Stranger: ??

You: i knew it

You: yer type are all over this site

You: MOTHERFUCKERS

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Stranger: hi

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: http://www.redtube.com/1030

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:lol: :lol: im about to check you the video now i hope its hilarious.

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: AHH

You: AYY ESSEEE

You: WASSUP HOLMES

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*****

 

 

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Stranger: hey

You: HI

Stranger: how are ye?

You: FIEN

You: U

Stranger: not so bad

You: TYEP MUCH? INNERNETS?

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*****

 

 

 

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Stranger: GAH

You: I hear worms

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: What do they say

You: worms don't talk, wtf?

Stranger: LOl

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Stranger: BAM

Stranger: ur dead

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fuck!

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My convo can be summed up to this little part lol

 

You: i have well sized but not to big tits with a firm ass

Stranger: thats nice :)

You: a cute face with hair a little past my shoulders

You: 2 piercings on my ears and a belly ring

Stranger: you sound hot

Stranger: =]

You: i used to have my nipple pierced also

You: i tend to be easy to get naked i dont know y..

You: i have bright green eyes and a small tatoo right above my cock

You: i mean pussy....

Stranger: what?

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oh and this...

 

 

You: do you like anal or no?

Stranger: yeah, do you?

You: not really ive tried it tho.

You: it hurts the first few times..

You: it squeased my cock to hard..

You: i mean hurt my butthole....

Stranger: why do you keep saying cock?

You: to confuse you.

You: haha i was just kidding silly..

Stranger: okay

 

this guys fucked up yo wtf...haha

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one more haha

 

 

Stranger: does it hurt when someone fucks your pussy?

You: a little the first time. my dick is pretty big...

You: i mean my pussy is tight.

You: or used to be...

Stranger: stop that

You: sorry its to fun

You: am i throwin your fap game off?

Stranger: so your pussy is tight?

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I started off trolling people but then ended up talking to a 15 yr old girl. She sent me her picture with the word stranger on her hand to prove who she was. She had braces...Not nude, fuck off Hanson.

 

It was totally surreal. Depressing.

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I also received non noodz from some girl on there.

 

She lived in Philly and got robbed by black people.

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: if you got hate in your heart let it out

You: white power

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Stranger: Fuck niggers

You: thats what im sayin

You: mexicans to

You: o

Stranger: idk there's some cool niggs

Stranger: ive met a few

Stranger: but majority are ignorant pieces of sh it

You: indeed

Stranger: i say wipe the entire middle east out though

Stranger: Fuck em

Stranger: im out

Stranger: gonna try to find some tits

Stranger: WP!!

You: WHITTEE POWWWUHH

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edit: stole your swatstica(cnat spell) thrashcat

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