twinky the kid Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 all i can really say/remember is that i just got home from walking five miles in 115 degree heat while dragging a bike and wearing a blood stained shirt, some of it mine some of it not. betrayal is the most disgusting thing in the world. i cant eat or sleep now. /no emo liars can die. true friends and family are all you need. now get your hate on fanclub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 WAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 tpwf? jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 :) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Sounds like you got duped by that cop ROCK1T. Hey man at least you got a few shots in and got away, unlike your boy ESKAPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 back story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 ^ yeah seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 i could post the backstory. but im sure dudes on here will make even funnier stories about what they think happened. so i'll leave it there. oh and btw im managing to eat now. calzones ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 gay thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 what's this faggot talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 His bestie Gianni told him his tight pants looked great. Twinkletoes discovered this was a lie through myspace. So he struggled with Gianni's cat and finally slit its throat making twink very squeamish. Yall need to read between the lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 His bestie Gianni told him his tight pants looked great. Twinkletoes discovered this was a lie through myspace. So he struggled with Gianni's cat and finally slit its throat making twink very squeamish. Yall need to read between the lines fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 so i'll leave it there. YOU STILL MADE A FUCKING THREAD about it I'm only mad cause I thought could almost relate to whatever betrayal/friend shit you were about to tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 fuck. Like I said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 You're emo as fuck. Go post on your livejournal and stop making gay threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I heard dude hate The Chupa... Fuck dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 STOMP THIS FOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I'll give the backstory a shot. The night started like any other, Twinky painted on some pants and rolled out. While riding his bike he met a semi attractive scene girl and threw her on the handlebars. They talked about the best way to put on really tight pants and the Jonas Brothers. A deep connection was made, they decided to bone in some alley behind a bar the girl new was chill. It was getting dark, the girl said she'd roll into a bar right quick to freshen up and he should wait here. 20 minutes later she came back out, Twinky said "WTF bitch?" she said shut up and eat this pussy. Twinky obliged, and a few minutes later he felt like the man, that pussy was dripping off the chin like crazy. A door opened next to where they were chilling and the light from inside shined on lovebirds. Twinky jumped back, the girl was leaking blood all over him and his new Jonas Brothers Shirt. He began to cry and said "why are you bleeding on my new shirt, this shit is signed by the JB's Bitch." The girl said "STFU, I just got dicked down in that bar by the biggest cock I've ever seen, U mad?" Twinky said "Yes bitch I'm mad" she then pummeled him with uppercuts to the chin and also broke his nose. Twinky lied in a pool of his own blood till around noon the next day when the heat woke him up. He was used to getting beat up by girls but this time the girl took all his money, his phone, slashed his bike tires. Now he can't call for a ride or even pay bus fair and he was at least 5 miles from home. As he looked down at his bike and contemplated the long walk home Twinky got madder and screamed "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" The end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 nigga come to my hood and i'm finna have 18 of my boys get their moms to drop them off and stomp your ass out, emo ass faggot bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 sounds like a delightful and eventful evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Chea! Then we gonna post up pictures of our thugged out backsides like we run this motherbitch nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 :D this thread delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 you get set up or some shit? sounds like a fun night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Ya'll are fucked. He was raped and none of you are even offering a shoulder to cry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 he shouldn't have been dressed the way he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedophilism Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 ahaha i love how people are just taking pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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