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SwampFightOner

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I've never been more content with life before. Ever. Im chillin in a hotel right now with my girl, on the balcony overlooking virginia beach, drinking a beer and loving everything.

 

Im on 3 hits of molly rolling balls to the walls, and as soon as my girl finishes touching herself up were goin to this 3-d house thing (where this hot asian works, who my girl thinks I want to fuck, and I think she wants to fuck...random, but yeah) for the SECOND time, then going mini-golfing cuz the spot is fucking open 24 hrs a day...goddamnit I love vacation.

 

Later folks

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stan's ponytail is getting with the asian girl as you typed that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

blown

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you can do 24 hour mini golf anywhere if you just break in and bring your own balls - they usually leave the clubs out

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i have to go to wisconsin on friday and miss my whole weekend

Where are you going in wisconsin? i'm unfortunately stuck in madison for a few months.

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damn stoked on virginia? you have to get out of the state more. you missing out on milan, oahu and monaco... shit LA for that matter. have fun and dont od...

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Im on 3 hits of molly rolling balls to the walls, and as soon as my girl finishes touching herself were goin to this 3-d house thing (where this hot asian works, who my girl thinks I want to fuck, and I think she wants to fuck...random, but yeah) for the SECOND time, then going mini-golfing cuz the spot is fucking open 24 hrs a day...goddamnit I love vacation.

 

Later folks

 

yeah, i went there

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Where are you going in wisconsin? i'm unfortunately stuck in madison for a few months.

 

i think i'm going to milwaukee

 

it's some family shit

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*waits for the vicious comedown thread*

 

Maybe not.

 

If the molly wasn't cut too bad it should be MUCH better than pressed shit.

 

Roll comedowns are fucking TERRIBLE.

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*waits for the vicious comedown thread*

 

 

You would never believe it from some of the emo ass shit I've said on here, but I've actually NEVER experienced a real comedown

 

Closest I've come is a few horrible Redbull crashes, which I assure you were terrible

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