delonemonkey Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Lol i know this kid, he goes to my former high school. FBI are probably going to come after me now for thinking i am in his "project mayhem"but i had to post this. You guys remember those star bucks and times square bombings? Where someone rode by and dropped off a little bomb? I dont want to blow up his spot like this but the news already did a great job of that, check out the article. It was on tv as well. NEW YORK (AP) -- A 17-year-old mimicking Brad Pitt's "Fight Club" character, who plans attacks on corporate America, was arrested for masterminding a pre-dawn blast outside a Starbucks Coffee shop, police said Wednesday. Kyle Shaw was arrested Tuesday night on charges of arson, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal mischief, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said. He was awaiting arraignment Wednesday and it wasn't clear whether he had an attorney. A message left at his home was not immediately returned. The May 25 explosion near the Guggenheim museum on the Upper East Side shattered the store's windows but caused no injuries, and police do not believe it is related to other explosions around the city in the past four years: at the British consulate in May 2005, the Mexican consulate in October 2007 and the Times Square military recruiting station in March 2008. Kelly said Shaw was trying to emulate the character named Tyler Durden from the 1999 film about a spineless pencil pusher, played by Ed Norton, who takes up with the dangerous yet manly Durden. The two take part in a secret "fight club," where men beat one another to a pulp in an attempt to feel more alive. Shaw formed his own fight club in which boys beat one another in various locales around the city including Central Park, Kelly said. At least one member got a broken nose, he said. The second, more dastardly plot hatched by Pitt's character in the film was called "project mayhem" and included escalating attacks on symbols of corporate America. Durden doesn't succeed in the movie. Shaw apparently told at least one friend to "watch the news over Memorial Day" -- a federal holiday at the end of May -- because he was about to launch his own version of "project mayhem," Kelly said. Investigators are looking into whether more people might have been involved. And last, the pic they included in the article When i heard it was him that did this i didnt think they were serious, i always suspected him for being full of shit when it came up, but he actually got bagged for it. Crazy. Too bad he is probably going to get some time. Theres a ton of articles and shit about this already. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/07/15/2009-07-15_manhattan_teenager_arrested_in_memorial_day_starbucks_bombing.html http://newsbizarre.com/2009/07/kyle-shaw-manhattan-teen-influeced-by.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runninONemty Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 awww shit nigga, hacky sack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 What a fuckin idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Did the bitch even see the movie? Kelly said Shaw was trying to emulate the character named Tyler Durden from the 1999 film about a spineless pencil pusher, played by Ed Norton, who takes up with the dangerous yet manly Durden. The two take part in a secret "fight club," where men beat one another to a pulp in an attempt to feel more alive. --- There was only one person. The second, more dastardly plot hatched by Pitt's character in the film was called "project mayhem" and included escalating attacks on symbols of corporate America. Durden doesn't succeed in the movie. --- The fuck he didn't, he spread that shit across America then blows up the Credit Credit Card Companies' headquarters, all to the delightful Pixies tune of "Where Is My Mind". ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Wow that kid is an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Shaw apparently told at least one friend to "watch the news over Memorial Day" -- a federal holiday at the end of May -- because he was about to launch his own version of "project mayhem" broke the first rule of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I dont want to blow up his spot like this No pun intended? Kid looks like a dork, but ballsy still. Homegrown terrorism, the biggest threat to us is..................us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 "can i get a mocha frappe latte?, hold the TNT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Pink skins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Biter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 looks like he was having a blast *rimshot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHA "Project Mayhem" was very well thought out, almost exactly like the plot of Fight Club. How original! :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 always a snitch ruining the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 why didnt they talk about Chuck Palahniuk? seems like they should have mentioned him instead of the movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 You have too much faith vested in people's intelligence. They would never actually reference the Author when the movie is the only thing they know of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 http://www.ehow.com/how_2050023_launch-spray-paint-can.html on another note - how to turn a can of paint into a projectile missile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Probably because he never read the book and thus wasn't inspired by it. Just like 90 percent of the retards who run around quoting that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 ^Bingo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 fuckin wannabe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 Probably because he never read the book and thus wasn't inspired by it. Just like 90 percent of the retards who run around quoting that movie. he actually carried the book around with him and treated it like a bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 And you didn't punch him in the throat for being such a buster? Shame on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 palahniuk writes awesome shit ive heard hes made people pass out & throw up at publisher meetings, etc with his material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 palahniuk writes awesome shit ive heard hes made people pass out & throw up at publisher meetings, etc with his material Meh, big deal, some people can accomplish that just by looking at their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Or shitting into a cup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 guys i just got out on bail, any one have and lawyer advice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Props to this kid, he didn't hurt anyone plus he's getting his fuck you to society on pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x5v1s Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 ...liberals hahahha buncha clowns eating each other now !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I dig that he is actually "doing" something. But, from his retarded fascination with a book's epistimologies to Delone's testimonial he is a douchepile. Reminds me of this fuckhead at school that brings in a fuckin Satanic Bible to "shock and disturb" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Wow that kid is an idiot! quoted for truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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