a/s/l? Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic/5/man-commits-suicide-after-learning-harry-potter-spoiler/403204/ Discuss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 RETARDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. WHAT!??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 AWESOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 bullshit "Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs' joint venture with Satan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Natural selection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help." bloodninja? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 ^ I had that quote on my clipboard. So, is this thing fake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 comedic writer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 "Andy Borowitz is a comedian and the author of "Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition." YALL ARE FUCKING RETARDS, ITS RIGHT UNDER THE STORY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 shit i was thinking about doing that exact same thing. ORIGINOO, but now my plans are foiled due to this person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TootsieRoller Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Poor guy.. Harry Potter is definitely a win though. I neeeeed to see it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbq vibes Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said. hahaha, way to add insult to injury/death. i just saw the new harry potter and it was totally weak. im not that big of a fan, but it was pretty boring. some funny bits though. smash hermione. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 It's real i'm pretty sure. On mad other sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 yea i think huffington post is like the onion i fuckin hate all the fake news sites out now, especially when they're like this and not as obvious as the onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 PEOPLE PLAYING REAL QUIDDITCH FOR A COLLEGE OFFERED SPORT-WHAT THE FUCK: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 PEOPLE PLAYING REAL QUIDDITCH FOR A COLLEGE OFFERED SPORT-WHAT THE FUCK: Yeah dood they were talking about this when I did college tours at dartmouth. Hella nerdy haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 haha kitty haha'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 any one see the movie yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 VIRGINS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 He must have had something else going on with him; not just over Harry Potter. Edit: Or as others said, the article is fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 harry potter is so fucking gay is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Best fuckin' news I've heard all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 TECH SUPPORT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I almost killed myself at the end of Cannonball Run 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIMVcr1fBb4 "VOLDEMORT KILLED SNAPE!" "YOU FUCKER!" Also, good riddance. This might be even more pitiful than people killing themselves over Michael Jackson's death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help." bloodninja? lol i think i saw a wizard today at the airport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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